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What Would You Do If You Caught Your Kid Jacking Off?
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What Would You Do If You Caught Your Kid Jacking Off? |
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Posts: 4039 (07/10/09 04:26 PM) Registered user |
Last Edited By: Phuz1 07/10/09 07:13 PM.
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GoHomeAndEatYoRice |
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Posts: 969 (07/10/09 04:29 PM) |
Ok, that was weird. No mom would act that calm.
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Charming Nemesis |
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Posts: 6438 (07/10/09 04:42 PM) |
D.ude, your door had a lock. USE IT!
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Baby Jesus Jr |
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Posts: 1235 (07/10/09 04:44 PM) Registered user |
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UrbanSprawl |
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Posts: 2081 (07/10/09 04:58 PM) Just ignore me |
Man, the 60s, 70s were way ahead of their time.
The "Make Love, Not War" poster on the door was pretty apt. But what's up with the huge close-up and Nurse Ratchet-y vibe? and why's the kid masturbating to his mom's voice? So wrong. lol |
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Lila Fowler |
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Posts: 2048 (07/10/09 05:49 PM) |
yeah, I don't get those last few seconds. Why didn't they just end it when the mum left? Are boys really this careless about mbating that a fucking PSA had to be done??? Can you imagine the national drama if the PSA used a girl instead . . . oh but, girls never do that icky stuff. Not until they're married and some magical button goes from off to on. |
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MidwayHaven |
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Posts: 3233 (07/10/09 07:58 PM) MESS member |
That mom has a "Midwich Cuckoos" thing going on, which is just freaky.
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AlwaysAwesomeAdam |
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Posts: 3928 (07/10/09 08:20 PM) |
So he's now jacking off at the thought of his mom coming in? Who jacks off under their covers anyways.
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WesternBulldogs1 |
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Posts: 5625 (07/10/09 08:24 PM) Registered User |
Dear Admins,
Please bane Phuz for posting one of my family's home movies. I don't know how he found it, but it ain't fittin'. It just ain't fittin'. I can't believe how long my hair was then. |
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Lila Fowler |
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Posts: 2066 (07/10/09 08:43 PM) |
AlwaysAwesomeAdam wrote: whatever gets you going, I guess. If I heard someone mbating in the room next to me I'd get turned on ---> so what about it??? |
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Posts: 15915 (07/10/09 08:52 PM) Make it a funny one! |
I'm getting turned on thinking about Lila mbating to the people mbating in the next room.
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Snuffy Smiff |
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Posts: 2072 (07/10/09 09:09 PM) Registered user |
Once a month or so, a thread comes along that reinforces my gratitude for having no paternal instincts whatsoever.
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 3764 (07/10/09 09:40 PM) Registered User |
Poor Ricky getting cockblocked.....
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kf59 |
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Posts: 8433 (07/10/09 09:41 PM) Registered Abuser |
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Ann Margret Thatcher |
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Posts: 8189 (07/10/09 09:45 PM) Registered user |
Her emphasis on "in the privacy of your own room" makes me wonder if it'd been a problem at the dinner table before.
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AlwaysAwesomeAdam |
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Posts: 3932 (07/10/09 09:47 PM) |
Its time for Ricky to get a girlfriend.
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 3767 (07/10/09 09:47 PM) Registered User |
I see what you did there.
Should I start a thread that says "You should probably wash your kids sheets more often," if so, do you promise to post at least 7 times in it? |
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Snuffy Smiff |
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Posts: 2075 (07/10/09 09:48 PM) Registered user |
Ann Margret Thatcher wrote:Wait a minute...this isn't MAYONNAISE! |
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frisbeehead |
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Posts: 15922 (07/10/09 09:49 PM) Make it a funny one! |
Dear Penthouse:
You're not going to believe this, but my mom caught me masturbating in my own bedroom. At first she was angry and disturbed..... |
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 3769 (07/10/09 09:55 PM) Registered User |
See I wrote the same story once, but instead of 'my' it was 'this poster on ezboard now yuku named frisbeehead's'.
But I guess it's all the same. |
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frisbeehead |
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Posts: 15924 (07/10/09 10:01 PM) Make it a funny one! |
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