Today a judge denied our beloved, convicted felon friend, Richard Hatch, the opportunity to participate on the popular, reality series SURVIVOR.
You see - our buddy, Richard Hatch-a-plan-to-not-pay-taxes, over there thought he was so smart on Survivor that he wanted to test his intelligence by taking on
the US Government and lying on his tax forms. He made alliances with the devil, just as he did with Susan Hawk in the game, and only this time the devil was
the one doing the backstabbing and he got caught in another one of his lies. Is there no end to how far this man will try to manipulate?!?!?!
Anyways, he wants to redeem himself (bullshit, we all know once he's in Somalia he's gonna make a run for the border. I hope he makes it) by
petitioning a judge to let him fly to Somalia to participate in the 20th season of the show. It's our right as American citizens to see him win the game
one more time! Why is it our right? Because we say it is our right!
In America, the laws are decided by the people, right?
The laws aren't decided by an uncontrollable set of rules, they're set by the people. The people govern themselves.
With that in mind, if enough people can petition Judge William Smith of the United States District Court of Rhode Island to permit Richard Hatch to travel to
Somalia to participate in the twentieth season of the greatest show on television, SURVIVOR then we can fulfill this website's destiny of leading a
revoluton in reality television! A revolution of the people for the people! This is our life! This is our reality!
Reality Television of the people! By the people! For the people!
Now that I've gotten all you readers motivated to kick some severe injust-ass, does anyone know anything about getting a petition started and what hurdles
we're going to have to jump through?
Come on people! We're fighting a war on reality television! In this country the US government can determine who can participate on a reality television
show. That isn't democracy, that's totalitarianism! And totalitarianism is totally-islame-ism, my friends!
Seacrest, out.
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Petition for Richard Hatch: "Let Him Outplay!"
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Posts: 92 (07/13/09 06:10 PM) |
Survivor is going to be in Somalia?
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AussieOriginal |
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Posts: 1909 (07/13/09 07:09 PM) Registered user |
Now that I've gotten all you readers motivated to kick some severe injust-ass, does anyone know anything about getting a petition started and what hurdles we're going to have to jump through?The first hurdle would be to get the name of the place right. It's Samoa, and it's a bloody long way from Somalia. I hope Hatch doesn't get on the show. Yeah, he was the first person to think of forming an alliance etc, but really, many players since have played Survivor much better than he did. I think he is very over-rated. |
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Posts: 207 (07/13/09 07:23 PM) |
I hope Rich takes it up the kazoo by a 7 foot tall caveman cannibal.
He is such a queer. We want the greats like Ozzie and the other Cool gents to get a chance at the Million. I'm Sure Rich is getting all the cock he wants in Prison... |
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Oowatanite |
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Posts: 7925 (07/13/09 07:24 PM) Registered User |
valentine79 wrote: This idiot thread-starter must have been behind that fake Spillman letter too. 
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Attack of the Nuns |
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Posts: 101 (07/13/09 07:34 PM) Registered user |
Cao Boi for ASS 2!!!
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Fokkerdr1 |
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Posts: 1540 (07/13/09 08:01 PM) Registered User |
This idiot thread-starter must have been behind that fake Spillman letter tooThat letter is not fake. I just talked to her today about the errors in her document. She is a sweatheart. Why all the hate? |
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Apprentice Talker |
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Posts: 9236 (07/13/09 08:05 PM) WRP Official Spokesperson |
He could stay in jail until the show's 10th anniversary.
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AussieOriginal |
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Posts: 1912 (07/13/09 08:32 PM) Registered user |
He's not in jail. Duh.
He was released and is now serving out the last of his sentence (90 days) in a half way house. |
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1000Proof |
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Posts: 11262 (07/13/09 08:38 PM) Registered user |
Hatch should have paid his damn taxes. It's his own damn fault.
Yes I'm a hater like that. |
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Apprentice Talker |
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Posts: 9239 (07/13/09 11:35 PM) WRP Official Spokesperson |
Yay!!! He is free for good.
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O2JamFreak |
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Posts: 665 (07/14/09 02:00 AM) |
Hi Mark Burnett!
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SuperJude |
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