Today a judge denied our beloved, convicted felon friend, Richard Hatch, the opportunity to participate on the popular, reality series SURVIVOR.
You see - our buddy, Richard Hatch-a-plan-to-not-pay-taxes, over there thought he was so smart on Survivor that he wanted to test his intelligence by taking on
the US Government and lying on his tax forms. He made alliances with the devil, just as he did with Susan Hawk in the game, and only this time the devil was
the one doing the backstabbing and he got caught in another one of his lies. Is there no end to how far this man will try to manipulate?!?!?!
Anyways, he wants to redeem himself (bullshit, we all know once he's in Somalia he's gonna make a run for the border. I hope he makes it) by
petitioning a judge to let him fly to Somalia to participate in the 20th season of the show. It's our right as American citizens to see him win the game
one more time! Why is it our right? Because we say it is our right!
In America, the laws are decided by the people, right?
The laws aren't decided by an uncontrollable set of rules, they're set by the people. The people govern themselves.
With that in mind, if enough people can petition Judge William Smith of the United States District Court of Rhode Island to permit Richard Hatch to travel to
Somalia to participate in the twentieth season of the greatest show on television, SURVIVOR then we can fulfill this website's destiny of leading a
revoluton in reality television! A revolution of the people for the people! This is our life! This is our reality!
Reality Television of the people! By the people! For the people!
Now that I've gotten all you readers motivated to kick some severe injust-ass, does anyone know anything about getting a petition started and what hurdles
we're going to have to jump through?
Come on people! We're fighting a war on reality television! In this country the US government can determine who can participate on a reality television
show. That isn't democracy, that's totalitarianism! And totalitarianism is totally-islame-ism, my friends!
Seacrest, out.












