Kim Johnson - You think you're sexy? No, you're not.
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Make Fun of Each Survivor in Boot Order
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 Mister Plum |
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Posts: 5481 (02/03/09 11:48 PM) |
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solesurvivor01 |
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Posts: 5094 (02/04/09 6:12 AM) Registered user |
Ethan - Admit it...you only one because your game was the least bad one out there. You're a premerge boot in any other season, LOSER!
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 6253 (02/04/09 6:31 AM) Registered User |
Peter - You know you're creepy when the rest of your tribe decides to keep a middle aged fat woman over a potentially strong male because they were too
weirded out by your talk of how being in touch with your poop chute while taking a dump makes you spiritual.
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PrettyGoodYear1988 |
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Posts: 2212 (02/04/09 8:15 AM) Registered user |
Fatricia -- How you survived the first Tribal Council is anyone's guess. At least you got Hunter to rub your fat folds down with sunscreen.
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 ncassaro |
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Posts: 597 (02/04/09 9:49 AM) |
Hunter, if you had a chance of anything post-Survivor, it was a gay porn career, and even that hasn't taken off.
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DurtyHairy |
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Posts: 46 (02/04/09 9:50 AM) |
I make fun of all the survivors on every season as a whole. I am 6'6 and a perfect specimen of a man. I have my own very succesful business. tree trimming/
landscaping. I could win any survivor. I am that great. Everyone worship me. I am the ultimate survivor candidate and better than all of the other contestants
put togteher. I am glad you all get to read my posts. you are not worthy.
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MyChemicalShowmance |
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Posts: 1430 (02/04/09 9:52 AM) |
Sarah, I hope all of that plastic surgery was worth your 13th place finish on Survivor. That, and you got owned by an minty mormon, a 95 year-old toothpick,
an annoying haggess, and a nature guide. Ouch.
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DurtyHairy |
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Posts: 47 (02/04/09 9:55 AM) |
I want to see hunters gay pornos ... I have an extensive collection of gay porn you know .
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jhaphet |
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Posts: 3966 (02/04/09 10:07 AM) Registered User |
Gabe. Well done for joining survivor for fun. That was sarcasm. You suck.
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laniluvsit77 |
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Posts: 719 (02/04/09 10:56 AM) Registered user |
Gina, you seemed like a nice enough girl and could have gone really far. Too bad your too stupid.
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EastCoastPipeDaddy |
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Posts: 1564 (02/04/09 11:13 AM) Registered user |
Rob M is a little bit of an aggressive ass but by far the best part of the season. Complete Ownage. |
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Fatami |
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Posts: 56 (02/04/09 3:33 PM) |
Rob M: Chickens don't "garble", moron.
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 6254 (02/04/09 4:37 PM) Registered User |
John Carroll: I don't know what's more humiliating - the fact that you got pwned by Vee, Neleh, Kathy & Paschal, or the fact that you cried like a
little pussy about it during your final words.
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solesurvivor01 |
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Posts: 5099 (02/04/09 4:40 PM) Registered user |
Zoe - You definitely were the toughest guy out there on Marquesas.
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khnum |
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Posts: 20859 (02/04/09 4:49 PM) Registered User |
Tammy: Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a
name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you
can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?
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DurtyHairy |
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Posts: 52 (02/04/09 5:30 PM) |
Matty! I am so Gay for you!
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O2JamFreak |
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Posts: 386 (02/04/09 7:19 PM) |
Robert -- So, how do you like your sausages, fried? Steamed?
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solesurvivor01 |
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Posts: 5102 (02/04/09 8:05 PM) Registered user |
Sean - I'll bet on your life on black. Doesn't that sound fun?
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shibbysweet |
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Posts: 164 (02/04/09 9:32 PM) |
Paschal- You And Neleh Can Go Fuck Each Other You Fucking Pedophile
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02/04/09 9:35 PM.
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WTFscissoring8 |
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Posts: 663 (02/04/09 9:49 PM) |
kathy v. - you sure as hell ain't no merhag, cuz merhag is hot. you're just a hag.
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- Survivor Sucks
- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
- Survivor Spoilers
- MESS Hall Tribal Council
- MESS Hall Archive
- Survivor Speculation
- Survivor 20+
- The Amazing Race
- Big Brother
- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
