Hamdingers wrote:
That's just so you can see over the ironing board, amirite?
duh. ALL chinese laundry girls are short.
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ShimMe |
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Hamdingers wrote: duh. ALL chinese laundry girls are short. |
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BillGuido |
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I only wear the big cross you see in my avvie, Bernie.
The pearls are used at night. ::wink:: |
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ilikelissie |
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Oh come on!
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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The pearls are used at night. ::wink:: Ick. |
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Hamdingers |
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Okay, this thread is ruined.
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BillGuido |
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Awww, you guys are bad. I only meant I wear the pearls at night (and nothing else) for sexy time. I bet I don't even want to know what you all are thinking
I meant. And, no, I am not going to google image search pearls at night to find out my faux pas.
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Bernard Wrangler |
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YOU PEOPLE ARE BREAKING MY CONCENTRATION!!!!!!11!!!
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BillGuido |
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Maybe someone will PM me as to what they think I meant? I dunno, now I feel figuratively dense when it used to only be literally.
Anyway, back to Azsid and how he's gonna lose his girl. |
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azsidsgirl |
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superguppie wrote: Nope, Farther south. I rarely get to see snow :o( Too bad since I keep getting told I would make an adorable snow bunny. As for the apron thing, I own one and used to wear it around the house as a joke. It was a half apron and all frilly... with 4 kids and a hubby to clean up after I started feeling like a maid. Then I was able to train them all and now relish my "job". Kudos to people (yes people, I know this isn't exclusive to the female variety) that cook and clean in heels. I LOVE wearing heels, but my hubby likes me better in flat shoes (I think it makes him feel taller). |
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TheCatcherInTheRye |
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I *think* the Colorado City guess was a FLDS reference.
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ShimMe |
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if my husband liked me better in flat shoes, I would staple my damn heels to my feet
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azsidsgirl |
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ShimMe wrote:Only when he pisses me off :o) The man is good to me and our children. The least I can do is accommodate some of his weirder opinions/fetishes. |
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superguppie |
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I *think* the Colorado City guess was a FLDS reference.Indeed it was. |
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Powers |
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Only when he pisses me off :o) The man is good to me and our children. The least I can do is accommodate some of his weirder opinions/fetishes.So you are passive aggressive. And liking you better in heels because it makes him feel taller not an opinion/fetish, it's him being really insecure about being short. No wonder he makes you feel like you're his property. So how does he like his sammich? |
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azsidsgirl |
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Powers wrote:Me in heels doesn't make him feel taller... try preview before you post. /he's not short or insecure /He loves his fucking sammich. I make it just the way he likes it! |
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Powers |
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Nice syntax flame. You got me there.
If he isn't short or have a complex about his height, why would it even dawn on you that he insists that you DON'T WEAR HEELS because you think he likes to feel taller? Sheesh. It's ok to admit that you're married to a napoleanic pissant. |
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ShimMe |
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like her ----------------------------*--------want to gouge her eyes out
my opinion is shifting |
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azsidsgirl |
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Powers wrote: He doesn't insist I don't wear heels. He once casually mentioned that he likes me in sneakers so I chose to no longer wear heels around the house. I do wear heels when we are going out. I'm only 5'1 so there is no way in hell he feels short next to me. Hell, even our 10 year old son is damn near my height. |
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Powers |
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How on earth could a near midget make anyone feel self conscious about their height, even in heels?
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azsidsgirl |
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Powers wrote: Exactly. :o) Glad you finally see it my way. Maybe we could be "friends" after all. Yeah, I used the word loosely. |
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