The Pressure to Procreate

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Shagnanigans	The Pressure to Procreate	Lead	[-]
Posts: 4641 (08/04/09 6:21 PM) I'm not drunk Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Is there anything more irritating than family and the like asking couples, especially young marrieds, when they're going to have a baby? Here's what really set me off tonight though. My sister's friend (40ish middle class biatch) actually said straight-faced, "Sooo when is Trey going to have a little brother or sister?" Seriously? I haven't even started dating again(which she knows), why the fuck would I be thinking about more babies. Not that the world needs more overpopulating anyway. But jeez, that was awkward. I think these people are secretly trying to encourage young people to fuck more since the asker isn't getting laid anymore.
Eurytol		#1	[-]
Posts: 8621 (08/04/09 6:22 PM) Badass motherfucker-er Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Is this an inappropriate time to ask if you want to see my gum?
Bernard Wrangler		#2	[-]
Posts: 16647 (08/04/09 6:23 PM) this won't end well. Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	so... when are you?
Shagnanigans		#3	[-]
Posts: 4643 (08/04/09 6:23 PM) I'm not drunk Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What kind of gum?
frisbeehead		#4	[-]
Posts: 16446 (08/04/09 6:24 PM) Make it a funny one! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I GOTS STRONGS SPERMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ColbyRulesAll		#5	[-]
Posts: 10669 (08/04/09 6:25 PM) Annoying sports freak Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Our families never asked that question of my wife and me. We made it very clear early on that kids were not in the picture.
Eurytol		#6	[-]
Posts: 8622 (08/04/09 6:26 PM) Badass motherfucker-er Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The awesome happy yummy kind -- totally not the kind that lures unsuspecting girls into woodsheds with me.
Meanpeoplesuck1		#7	[-]
Posts: 3363 (08/04/09 6:26 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Tell them my sister is picking up your slack. She and her husband are currently working on trying to make baby #6. Seriously, that is really fucking rude. Is she a total dumbass by any chance?
sadllama		#8	[-]
Posts: 7290 (08/04/09 6:27 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	so, wanna go to a movie this weekend, shag?
squashthebeef		#9	[-]
Posts: 20707 (08/04/09 6:27 PM) super badass Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You do realize she was calling you a whore, right?
Shagnanigans		#10	[-]
Posts: 4644 (08/04/09 6:27 PM) I'm not drunk Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Does it lure unsuspecting girls into torture chambers where they can be corrupted with foul language from greenish tarts?
leeter		#11	[-]
Posts: 2768 (08/04/09 6:28 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If you're doing anything because of social pressure - you're doing it for the wrong reason. Sheep.
sawsuage		#12	[-]
Posts: 3993 (08/04/09 6:29 PM) Jimmy Dean Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	you're not getting any younger.
Lila Fowler		#13	[-]
Posts: 3524 (08/04/09 6:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The sibs and I have made a pact. The family line ends with us. Anyone who pressures people about having kids secretly wants you to be as trapped as they are. There is a major, hidden resentment there and plenty of misery to be spread around. I don't know if this applies to your parents too. Maybe they just want someone cute around again.
Shagnanigans		#14	[-]
Posts: 4645 (08/04/09 6:30 PM) I'm not drunk Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"Awww all little kids need a brother or sister to fight with! It's good for them!" It should be legal to stab these people in the forehead.
frisbeehead		#15	[-]
Posts: 16447 (08/04/09 6:31 PM) Make it a funny one! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	LILA FOWLER WILL YOU HAVE MY BABY???????????????????????????????????
Pseudo Propaganda		#16	[-]
Posts: 3075 (08/04/09 6:31 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh hai my sibs made the same pact. I feel like my sister will eventually give in. The biological urge to procreate is very strong.
Eurytol		#17	[-]
Posts: 8623 (08/04/09 6:33 PM) Badass motherfucker-er Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Does it lure unsuspecting girls into torture chambers where they can be corrupted with foul language from greenish tarts? I didn't see them!! Er... I mean... uhh... did you see that post squashy made? I think he's onto something.
azsidsgirl		#18	[-]
Posts: 211 (08/04/09 6:35 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Not a problem around here, I made it clear I was done having kids after my daughter. We are trying to talk one of my sisters OUT of having another child (she has 3 she can't handle), another sister had one very young and made it clear she wasn't doing THAT again, other sister put her career first and didn't have kidlets until her 30's anyway so after her second we knew she was done too. As for my brother, we all thought he was gay until he was in his 20s anyway and nobody wants him to procreate with his bitch of a girlfriend.
imama		#19	[-]
Posts: 3927 (08/04/09 6:37 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I get the feeling you don't have many friends.
azsidsgirl		#20	[-]
Posts: 213 (08/04/09 6:41 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	imama wrote: I get the feeling you don't have many friends. Too vague. Who was that directed to and why?

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