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shrewlaura		#21	[-]
Posts: 2368 (08/04/09 6:46 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	There's a barren old maid (in her late 30s but batshit insane) at my work who keeps asking me if I'm pregnant yet. She wants me to have twins and then she wants my boyfriend to propose, in that order. I keep telling her we've been together six years and we don't want to get married or have kids but that just doesn't compute for her.
azsidsgirl		#22	[-]
Posts: 215 (08/04/09 6:47 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	shrewlaura wrote: There's a barren old maid (in her late 30s but batshit insane) at my work who keeps asking me if I'm pregnant yet. She wants me to have twins and then she wants my boyfriend to propose, in that order. I keep telling her we've been together six years and we don't want to get married or have kids but that just doesn't compute for her. Do you work in a mental facility?
2ManyAndersons		#23	[-]
Posts: 10047 (08/04/09 7:03 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Anyone who pressures people about having kids secretly wants you to be as trapped as they are. There is a major, hidden resentment there and plenty of misery to be spread around. This.
shrewlaura		#24	[-]
Posts: 2369 (08/04/09 7:08 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	azsidsgirl wrote: shrewlaura wrote: There's a barren old maid (in her late 30s but batshit insane) at my work who keeps asking me if I'm pregnant yet. She wants me to have twins and then she wants my boyfriend to propose, in that order. I keep telling her we've been together six years and we don't want to get married or have kids but that just doesn't compute for her. Do you work in a mental facility? Yes. But we just call it Walmart so as not to scare away the customers.
azsidsgirl		#25	[-]
Posts: 217 (08/04/09 7:31 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	shrewlaura wrote: azsidsgirl wrote: shrewlaura wrote: There's a barren old maid (in her late 30s but batshit insane) at my work who keeps asking me if I'm pregnant yet. She wants me to have twins and then she wants my boyfriend to propose, in that order. I keep telling her we've been together six years and we don't want to get married or have kids but that just doesn't compute for her. Do you work in a mental facility? Yes. But we just call it Walmart so as not to scare away the customers. That made me laugh harder than I've laughed all week. Thank you. You are gold to me now.
blondemss		#26	[-]
Posts: 1022 (08/04/09 7:45 PM) Guttersnipe Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	shrewlaura wrote: azsidsgirl wrote: shrewlaura wrote: There's a barren old maid (in her late 30s but batshit insane) at my work who keeps asking me if I'm pregnant yet. She wants me to have twins and then she wants my boyfriend to propose, in that order. I keep telling her we've been together six years and we don't want to get married or have kids but that just doesn't compute for her. Do you work in a mental facility? Yes. But we just call it Walmart so as not to scare away the customers. i actually use the phrase 'walmart boob fungus' in everyday conversations. you have changed my life.
shrewlaura		#27	[-]
Posts: 2370 (08/04/09 7:53 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You're welcome (both of you).

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