Hi kids!!!
I am so excited about the new Apprentice that I am throwing a party for the first episode with recipes themed to former cast members. Here are a few favorites:
Andrea Dip:
1 16 oz. cuntainer of prepared French Onion Dip
3 4 oz. bottles Red Food Coloring
1 Red Crayola Crayon, melted.
Stir all ingrediants together. Serve with extra-crusty bread cut into expertly-executed graphic designs.
Omarosa's Beluga Caviar:
1 Can Alpo Beef Stew-flavored dog food.
Give self 1cm scratch while opening can that barely breaks skin. When Bandaid is offered, claim to be "bleeding to death." Go to emergency room and push self before cardiac victims and people pulled out of car wrecks. Claim that cut caused you whiplash.
Serve dog food. Tell everyone it is "the best caviar money can buy." When people say "This looks, smells and tastes like dog food" scream "you are all RACISTS."
Brent's Bagel Diet Sandwich:
Get 12 of those Pizza-Sandwich gross things from 7-11 and place each between 12 Jumbo bagels. Add mayo, Marshmallow Fluff and Crisco to taste. Lose a half pound by cleaning the dingleberries out of your ass during monthly shower.
Lee's Jewish-ish Dip:
12 Jumbo Shrimp
2 pounds Ground Pork
6 Bacon-Double Cheeseburgers from Wendy's
Blend together and serve with pork rinds and German potato salad. Eat before you go out to see latest Mel Gibson moive on Saturday when you should be home observing Jewish Sabbath even though you don't seem to observe it EVER. Remind self not to work on Yom Kippur, NO MATTER WHAT.
Any other recipe ideas?
I am so excited about the new Apprentice that I am throwing a party for the first episode with recipes themed to former cast members. Here are a few favorites:
Andrea Dip:
1 16 oz. cuntainer of prepared French Onion Dip
3 4 oz. bottles Red Food Coloring
1 Red Crayola Crayon, melted.
Stir all ingrediants together. Serve with extra-crusty bread cut into expertly-executed graphic designs.
Omarosa's Beluga Caviar:
1 Can Alpo Beef Stew-flavored dog food.
Give self 1cm scratch while opening can that barely breaks skin. When Bandaid is offered, claim to be "bleeding to death." Go to emergency room and push self before cardiac victims and people pulled out of car wrecks. Claim that cut caused you whiplash.
Serve dog food. Tell everyone it is "the best caviar money can buy." When people say "This looks, smells and tastes like dog food" scream "you are all RACISTS."
Brent's Bagel Diet Sandwich:
Get 12 of those Pizza-Sandwich gross things from 7-11 and place each between 12 Jumbo bagels. Add mayo, Marshmallow Fluff and Crisco to taste. Lose a half pound by cleaning the dingleberries out of your ass during monthly shower.
Lee's Jewish-ish Dip:
12 Jumbo Shrimp
2 pounds Ground Pork
6 Bacon-Double Cheeseburgers from Wendy's
Blend together and serve with pork rinds and German potato salad. Eat before you go out to see latest Mel Gibson moive on Saturday when you should be home observing Jewish Sabbath even though you don't seem to observe it EVER. Remind self not to work on Yom Kippur, NO MATTER WHAT.
Any other recipe ideas?
