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LULZ RETURNS TO RANK the dollar bill portraits
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Posts: 2738 (08/22/09 2:41 PM) |
5. JACKSON -- $20
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i was gonna rank jackcunt this low anyway, but all the JACKSONTARDEDNESS up in this thread made it that much easier. i mean his best known "victory" as a general was actually a stalemate in a war that had already ended 
wikipedia <3 : Though the recipient of much patriotic behaviour from the American side, the battle was hardly noticed in a war which was of no consequence or matter to Britain, which was fighting a much bigger war against France, a much more important war and one of far greater consequencelolownt @ tardmerica o and also it takes an EXTRA SPECIAL level of tardedness to think that the bank of the united states is the greatest evil ever to befall the world
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STAY STRONG NICHOLAS BIDDLEDEITY 
(so much furrrcer than jackson, no?) anyway jackson was a dumbass who literally ate indians alive and looks EVEN MORE LIKE A TRANNY IN HIS DOLLAR COIN GAWD 
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Posts: 12217 (08/22/09 2:51 PM) |
No love for the old money? If the $2 is included, then Woodrow Wilson (<3333) and his pals should be too!
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 A Dying Clown |
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Posts: 10831 (08/22/09 2:57 PM) Registered User |
Jackson had TRUE LOVE for his wife who was murdered by the evil gossipmongering of America's biggest heel, John Quincy Adams </3 That is enough for him
to be my favo, let alone surviving an assassination attempt and being such a drama queen about the bank on his near-deathbed. Esp considering all the UTRP
bores that came after him
Samuel P. Chase? (ok who?) SALMON. wtf is with all this Wilson love, he was a cold xenophobic asshole :/ Most overrated president ever. |
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Posts: 2741 (08/22/09 3:03 PM) |
sry being from THE HOMETOWN OF THE ADAMSES =ooo i am a committed j.q. adams fantard
FOR ACE: a mini-mini-ranking of the GIANT DENOMINATIONS 5. salmon p. chase (not even in the top half of my chief justices ranking list OMG WHICH I SHOULD TOATES DO NEXT) 4. wilson (sry i too think he's an overrated asshole )
3. mckinley (most mor president evah?) 2. cleveland (kinda overrated but <3 PROSTHETIC RUBBER JAW <3) 1. madison (the bill of rights <3 shortest president <3 his magnificent beard wife dolley <3) |
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Posts: 12218 (08/22/09 3:05 PM) |
;_; first you eliminate Andrew Jackson, and you don't even like Woodrow Wilson. ;_; ;_; ;_;
*wishes Teddy Roosevelt was on a bill* |
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Posts: 10832 (08/22/09 3:09 PM) Registered User |
(most mor president evah?) Being assassinated would give him a pretty OTTPP boot episode. Polk is totally MORP, since he seemed to be pretty important but too boring to bother reading about :/ Mini-ranking of all the English money to point out how much ours sucks: 5. £50, John Houblon. First president of the Bank. Cliquey nepotism much 
4. £5. Elizabeth Fry. Famous prison reformer, which I don't care about because I've never been to jail 3. £20. Adam Smith "with an illustration of 'The division of labour in pin manufacturing'. NOBODY CARES ABOUT PINS. 2. £20. Elgar, pompous composer. He's looking at a church, which is a boring intro shot. 1. £10. Charles Darwin and a hummingbird. And the only reason it's any good is because of the hummingbird. |
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JasonSiskaLulz |
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Posts: 2839 (08/29/09 3:21 PM) |
i wish all money were just pictures of birds ^_^
4. LINCOLN -- $5 
m'eh. i mean //lincowlnage\\ obviously but this portrait is just sooo mor. props for the bowtie i guess, and for making abe not look like the warty monstrosity he really was THIS SHIT is liek so tyte tho 
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Katy Carney |
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Posts: 7867 (08/29/09 4:12 PM) |
I thought Abe was going to win but I'm glad he didn't. overrated
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Posts: 720 (08/29/09 6:50 PM) |
I have to agree with hamilton FTW. him being in a duel against another major polition <3333
grant needs to be third, so agree about what others have said. jefforson deserves F2 because hes an underrated genius but also shouldnt win because hes a jerk. |
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Posts: 7360 (08/30/09 12:14 AM) |
Lincoln should be in top 3 for sure. Hamilton <3333 hope he wins!
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Posts: 5194 (08/30/09 12:35 AM) |
Lincoln is a goddessa <33333333333333333333
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JasonSiskaLulz |
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Posts: 2936 (09/04/09 9:30 PM) |
3. JEFFERSON -- $2
two dollar bill seeeeeething love, but sadly the amazingness of the f2 makes me rank it here. that said i love (a) how this is the ONLY bill to retain the classic portrait size (stay STRONG thomas <3) and (b) how jefferson randomly looks a little like jimmy carter here and lol @ him getting currency (other than the 44-installment miss congeniality prize that is the presidential dollar coin) rather than write any more of my own material ill simply share the following hilarious two dollar bill anecdote In February 2005, a patron of Best Buy attempted to pay for an electronics installation with 57 $2 bills. The cashier refused to accept them and marked them as counterfeit. The cashier then called the police, and the patron was handcuffed and transported to the county lockup. A Secret Service agent was sent to the jail cleared up the issue.:retards: |
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Posts: 1060 (09/04/09 9:34 PM) |
the only 2 dollar bill that I have seen is in my mom's Bible. lol she all ready told me she will give it to me in her will. How could it not be in the
F2???? Look at Jefferson, BITCH IS FIRCE!!!!!!
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JasonSiskaLulz |
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Posts: 2937 (09/04/09 9:38 PM) |
um so i was just looking at the lincoln portrait again and is it just me or is he kinda wall-eyed o_O
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