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one of my teachers wore jorts today |
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they were really baggy and he had long black tube socks and boots on.
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what are jorts?
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so hes gay?
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I don't know if I'd have noticed the jorts in the presence of black socks and boots with any time of short.
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when someone said that american literature is "american literature" because an american born citizen wrote it he said "that's a great point
and something to think about." after every question anyone asked about the syllabus he said "that's a great question". he made us introduce
ourselves and everyone ended with either their major or where they're from and he always responded by saying either "great to have you here" or
"great major" except for one time when he said "congratulations"
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WHAT DID HE CONGRATULATE
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someone's major
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I need to know which major is worthy of congratulations. |
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jorts are jaunty
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TheCatcherInTheRye wrote: |
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TC |
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Stupid hippy. What are jorts?
Billious, I had a great burn on you here the other night but I don't think you ever saw it. It was a tree falling in a Forrest. |
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X Bilkis |
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i considered making the text of op just "the university of missouri"
i think the congratulated major was just journalism which 1/4th of the class also said |
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TC wrote: Bulkis is a much better, jsyk. Also, professors making the class go around and introduce themselves is the single worst thing ever, as EVERYBODY hates doing it. At least you just had to state your major and he didn't pull the "tell us one interesting thing about you" shit. |
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Who calls them teachers?
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why are those jorts and not shorts? looks like a typical pair of denim shorts to me and I've worn them ever since I was a teenager, except we called them
cutoffs then
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Don't you go to Mizzou?
Can't say I'm surprised... |
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NVM JSL beat me to it... *sigh*
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Jean shortsFrom Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
(Redirected from Jorts)
Jean shorts, occasionally called "jorts",[1] are a garment worn by women or men that covers the pelvic area, the buttocks, and the legs down to about the knee. They are simply shorts made from denim. Some[who?] restrict "jorts" in particular to self-cropped pants made from denim (cut-off @+!*$), while others[who?] broaden them to include denim shorts cropped, hemmed, and sometimes even pleated at the knee. In either case, jean shorts are in wide use throughout the United States. With the wide use of cellphones, jean shorts now often have a side pocket just to hold a cellphone. Most jean shorts have two back pockets and two side pockets. Black denim, store-bought jean shorts are popular in hip-hop and rap videos. These particular ones usually extend below the knee, whether or not the waistband is worn at the waist. Budweiser referred to jean shorts in its series of Real Men of Genius radio ads.[citation needed] In an effort to drum up nation-wide support of Jean-Shorts, Belgium owned Budweiser has declared July 25th National "Jorts" day. American owned Pabst Brewing Company has designated January 25th as National "Jorts" day. [edit] References
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