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Rank all of the Survivors you have met based on your experiences with them.

K, but I'll only include 15 or 20 of them since most of time it was just a quick hand shake and a "How are you doing?"


And I won't be posting actual pics of me with them, no way.

Well I decided to rank the BB11 houseguests since it seems to be the hot topic right now, a season that I found myself surprinsingly invested in and before Surivor rolls in and BB11 is wiped out of our memory and Jen once again becomes the only thing being discussed about BB until next July.

13. Ronnie





What can I say about Ronnie that hasn't already been said? He's not only my most hated houseguest this season but he's also one of my most hated reality TV contestants of all time. And after watching reality TV for almost a decade, that says a fucking lot!

Where to start with Ronnie? Pre-show I already knew he would be a major annoyance. He gave me serious Kenny from Gabon vibes as in "Look at me! I'm a video game geek and Big Brother super fan who will be the next biggest mastermind!" I know a lot of you are happy when you see these players, because we always want die hard fans to play, right? But these types are too much for me that I actually prefer bland mactors.

Ronnie's patheticness shinned through very early on. The game didn't even start that he was already overplaying and trying to come off as the super smart player of the year because he knew he could watch the tapes home later and masturbate to his oh so evil and clever confessionals. To his credit I was astounded that it was only in week 2 that people caught on to him and even then weren't 100% sure. (First clue of the Jordeff's dumbassness). When he WAS caught however it gave us one of the most hilarious weeks in BB history. As he was crying in his room I just could not contain my laughter. I remember some people here actually saying they felt sorry for him at one point. I hope those people have hurled stones at themselves since.

It was short-lived though as Jessie won HOH the following week and Ronnie was back sucking his cock. Which brings me to the next thing I loathed about that fucker, his obsession with Jessie. I lolled at him calling him a really nice guy in his post-show interviews and just raving about him, all the while never realizing that ONLY fucking reason Jessie was ever nice to Ronnie is because he was his human shield in the house. We all know that if Jessie met Ronnie in the outside world instead, he would've wedgied and purple nurpled the living shit out of him.

Finally the little fucker exited in week 4 which was WAY later than it should have been. Now usually the "superfans" like Ronnie leave the game with a sense of humour because they know not to take anything personally, but Ronnie failed at that too. He pretty much told Michele to fuck off and that she was the worst human being he ever met. Why? For all I know because she outlasted him. Remember this is the guy who praised Hitler and called someone who wouldn't even hurt a fly the worst human being he's ever met. Classy.

So in conclusion, fuck off Ronnie! Don't ever show your fucking face on my TV again. I had to drink 10 gallons of bleach to get that image of you in a princess Leia costume out of my head. You were a shit player and the fact that you even uttered your own name in the same sentence as Will Kirby should be punishable by torture. You got bitchslapped by a flamboyant gay guy and subsequently cried. Richard fucking Simmons has more manhood than you! Thanks to you I no longer feel sorry for nerds getting beat up by jocks. In fact the next time I see it happening, I will point and laugh.