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10. Chima







Chima is one of many women thinks that being loud, obnoxious and a raging cuntress, makes you a strong, independant woman. If that were the case, then please let's go back to the dark ages where womens only purpose was to fix food and pleasure their men. But enough of my sexual fantasies.

Chima started as the token blacktitude diva, which was fine, but it wasn't until week 4 where she jumped in douchebag territory. Chima went complete batshit crazy on Russell when he publically told the house she initially wanted him. She then became ultra-agreesive, just yelling at the top of her lungs. Could it be her reation to it was so over the top because she knew Russell was right? Feeds don't lie, bitch! She really did fawn over him that week and there's no worst insult for a self-proclaimed feminist, then when someone publically outs you for going fangirl over a meathead, and thus her intense reaction.

Chima was also the one who publically called Braden for his racist slurs while using plenty of her own. I guess she's another one of those people who forgets that racism extends beyond African-Americans. She even admitted that her stint regarding Braden was to create drama. So not only is she a hypocrite, but an attention whore as well. And like I've said in another thread in the BB forum. This "feminist" is the one who cried at Jessie's departure, a man who turned women against each other made them make meals for him and pleasure him sexually. If you're going to be a man-hater, then you can't just pick and choose when it's okay for a guy to treat women like shit, but apparently she thinks so.

And finally we get to her epic banishment from the show. Believe me or not, but I actually do think she was right to react with such volatility. I'd be pissed off too if my entire HOH week was taken away, my nemesis still in the house despite my efforts to kick him out of there and my head now on the chopping block with my alliance in the minority. I mean that's a fucking huge nasty pill to swallow. Some people here were big time hypocrites saying she should just take it with a "That's how the cookie crumbles" mentality, knowing full well that their heads would've exploded if the same thing happened to Jeff and Jordan. But the fact remains is that if I decided to call it quits, I would simply flip the cameras off and walk out the door. Acting like a fucking 5 year old and breaking stuff until production has to kick your sorry ass out is NOT the way to do it. Bitch should've known that it would be the lasting impression she makes on people and would kill any chance she ever has at a career in mediawhorism.

Like people have said, she could've at least tried to ride it out. If it turns out she's still leaving the next Thursday, you publically call out Grodner on her bullshit rigging and you go on from there. Natalie and Kevin have toughed it out and it payed off for them. Who knows, had she stayed she might've just got to be the one who kicked out Jeff or Russell out of the house anyways. But the way she left, the point she was trying to make went straight to the shitter and people will forever remember her as a psychotic cuntress.

Congrats Chima, that's a HUGE step for women everywhere.

9. Braden





My apologies to fellow Sucksters but I never understood the Braden mania that has hit this board. I can only conclude it's because of the whole Bradyboy fiasco and the fact that he was alligned with Dumb and Dumber. Otherwise he's the kind of contestant who would be shunned upon here. He has a penis for one thing, that's a big no no for Sucksters.

Braden was mostly irrelevant but the only highlite of his short stay was beanergate. To be be completely honest, I was rather disgusted by many poster's hypocritical reaction to beanergate. With the excepetion a few trolls, this place usually prides itself on being super open minded and accepting of all (except white males of course) but regardless, racism is usually not a-okay here but somehow because Braden was on the cool side of the house, people have swept his slurs under the rug. Of course if it was anyone from Jessie's crew, you just know they would've been fucking crucified here and brought up every other season until the year 2023. Actually racism here seems to work at the fanboys' own convenience. If we like you, than it's not the end of the world to call people beaners or use the N-word, if we hate you and you even allude to being racist, you are a fucking KKK member ansd you should die of a horrible, painful death.

That being said, when you're fighting for your life in this game, racial slurs are probably not the best way to save yourself. Just like Chima, his overreaction put the final nail in his coffin and that's the last impression we have of him. Actually now that I think about I find it odd that Braden and Chima hated each other since they are so alike.

6. Jordan





Jordan could quite possibly be the worst winner in reality TV history, but I don't really mind for two reasons A) This show lost all credebility 4 seasons ago when Grodner took over it B) The alternative was Natalie.

It's hard to actually hate Jordan, I mean, would you laugh at a guy in wheelchair? The only moment where I felt she was truly a douche is when she butted her nose, scratch that, her fake funbags between Russell and Jeff. Then she cries because he called her fat. Well no shit, play with fire and you will get burned. And not to be mean but judging by your tree trunk thighs at the finale, I think Russell was inadvertently trying to help you.

So congrats on your 500k, good luck with carrying Jeff's offspring in your uterus (Your kids will no doubt be the hottest yet dumbest people on the planet) and if I were you the first thing I'd spend my money on is a gym membership.