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36. "Eggs" Benedict Talley



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Ugh, seriously. I had high hopes for him at the end of season 1. A�drifter with a dark past who Tara is attracted to, with unknown ties to the mysterious Maryann? Sounds really interesting! Except, not. His "romance" with Tara may just be the most boring relationship of all time and does serious damage to her character in the process. To ask the audience to believe that she's more than willing to put her own life in danger to rescue him is pathetic. It doesn't help matters that Mehcad Brooks is an awful actor.

And what of his mysterious past? Well, we never really get it. How he met up with Maryann in the first place is never explained. This wouldn't really bother me if it weren't for the fact that they kept teasing us with it. The scene where he leads Tara to the creepy cult circle in the woods was the only time where I felt we were getting somewhere with him, but then they just drove back to Bon Temps :/

Anyway, I thank the lord that he got his brains blown out in the season finale, but even THAT was unsatisfying. I guess they needed something for Jason to be sad about next season, but the whole leadup to that scene was incredibly forced and felt totally artificial. Whatever, I'm�just glad he's gone.

35. Rene Lenier



Who better to follow the season 2 serial killer than the season 1 serial killer? The reveal that Rene was the big baddy of season 1 was actually well done. He was just present enough throughout that you never really suspected him, yet it didn't feel like some cheat nonentity character either. I hate him though for killing a bunch of people who own way more than he does. I mean, his whole modus operandi is killing women who sleep with vampires, and half of the people he killed in Bon Temps don't even fit the criteria. :retard:

Omg though, the uber dramatic shot of Arlene finding the "Cajun accent for actors" cassette tape is beyond unintentionally hilarious.



NOT CAJUN DIALECT FOR ACTORS!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT

34. Lorena



Why don't I like Lorena? I honestly don't know. As I said in the OSTS thread, I. Love. Crazy. Bitches. Love them. But I don't love Lorena. She's even extremely reminiscent of one of my favorite television characters of all time, Drusilla. Actually, maybe that's part of why I don't like her. This bitch ain't no Drusilla.

Partly, it's just that her whole storyline this season was stalling Bill, which was boring as hell. O noes, she won't let Bill leave the hotel room! She annoyed the hell out of me both in her brief flashback appearance in season 1 and her stop by in Dallas during season 2. I'm sure she'll be back, and I hope I find her less grating when she shows up next. But I'm not counting on it.

kk, that took care of everyone I actively dislike ^_^

BRING ON A MOR SLAUGHTER

33. Daphne Landry



The 3rd doomed "new girl" at Merlotte's, and my least favorite. I actually really liked Daphne at first. Potential LOVE was developing. Then we find out not only that she's tied to Maryann, but she's a shifter too! I was bummed when she basically morfed into just a boring mustache-twirling villain though, and then in "Release Me" she literally transforms into an exposition robot, explaining everything about Maryann to Sam when she really has no reason to. I hate scenes that are obviously written to get the audience information but seem like that's not all they're doing, and it ends up really awkward? Yeah. Then she gets murdered, and at that point I wasn't going to miss her.

32. Miss Jeannette


lol this is the best picture of her on google


K, so at first I hated this bitch. SHE MURDERED A POSSUM, not cool. But then when I found out she was a fraud and worked at Walgreens I was like lol. And I'll be eternally greatful to her for sacrificing her life so that Lafayette could live because I worried for him all during the break.

31. Luke McDonald



I actually thought Luke was a really complex and tragic character. I mean, he was no different than Jason: a dumb, gullible guy who really does have good intentions. I think I'm the only person on earth who was genuinely sad when he suicide-bombed himself at Godric's house, because I thought he would have made a great continuing friend for Jason

30. Steve Newlin



Overall Steve is meh, and not at all deserving of his perfect chaste angel wife Sarah. But he had moments here and there. Getting shot in the face with a paintball gun and then having the welt for the rest of the season =

29. Royce Williams


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The AIDSburger scene was a highlight of season 1. Then Royce is behind the deaths of Bill's non mainstreaming buddies, also a highlight of season 1. And after that I figured he'd just disappear. So I was thrilled when he not only turned up in the premiere, but imprisoned with his human enemy Lafayette. It led to some great closure for both of those season 1 threads.

Also, I recently named this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jun_32vCpvM

as my favorite scene of the season. Because, yeah.

28. Jane Bodehouse



"I SAW YOU GETTIN' IT FROM BEHIND FROM MIKE SPENCER!"

27. Kenya



Kenya is a policing GODDESS who puts the sass in....sassy officer. She first appears as the cop who takes Tara in after her car accident, and it's clear that they have some history that I'm sure is laughotastic. Also, her + Andy + Bud + Miss Jeanette's corpse makes for a hilariously awkward scene. I hope to see a lot more of her in the future, since she seems to be the only person involved in Bon Temps law work with a brain in her head.