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31. MICHAEL DAWSON



Michael Dawson was the MOST PATHETIC moron on that fucking Island. Even in his ~redemption~ arc as Kevin Johnson he continued to be retarded. My hate for Michael started day one when he controlled Walt's every move out of envy for Locke. Everytime Walt went missing for more than 5 seconds, Michael flipped his shit and started accusing everyone in plain site of being responsible for his disappearance and then cried after Jin called him out on his bullshit. Throughout the first two seasons, Michael behaved completely irrational and selfishly- once leaving Walt to drown while he played some mini golf. When Ms. Klugh wanted to help him out, instead of just accepting her advice he went all apeshit and wouldn't listen to a word she said.



This led to him having to MURDER Ana-Lucia and then accidently killing Libby in order to make sure Walt left the island. WTF? Walt's ass didn't even want to leave and you had to kill two people so he could have some air conditioning and poptarts in the morning? Piece of shit.



He then couldn't handle the ~pressure~ of being a murderer and decided that it would be TOTALLY alright for him to tell his 12-year-old son about how he was responsible for the murder of two innocent people. So now his son is fucked up in the head. Michael then went on to try to commit suicide a bunch of times. Every time he failed, I was saddened. Then he tried to make up for what he did by killing more people on the Kahana? Idiot. I'm glad Sayid PWNd him when he had the chance.



BEST DEATH EVER






30. JACK SHEPHERD



DIAF Jack. With the satisfying death of Michael, Jack became my new least favorite character. And he upheld his placement throughout Season 5 where he continuously behaved like an autistic child. One of the most grating things about Jack's personality is his stubbornness. He has to do everything his way, and it usually leads to an epic fail. However, the one thing that makes me HATE JACK WITH AN UNDYING PASSION is his incessant crying and his awkward, retarded facial expressions.









I also think Michael Fox is one of the worst actors on LOST, which attributes to my Jackhate. One of the writing elements that makes me loathe Jack is that he never says what is going on. He is always vague and he never tells anyone how he feels or what he knows. This leads to a 6-episode clusterfuck of no one having any idea of what the hell is going on. If Jack just told Juliet 'hai my appendix kinda hurts' he wouldn't have almost FUCKING DIED. I got my hopes up for nothing. Jack's entry is short because I honestly just can't stand to talk about him anymore.



Kate also has this problem of not telling anyone what the fuck is going on and pretty much just crying for attention. Which leads me to my next entry...




29. KATE AUSTEN



Kate started out as a great character. She was basically the first twist of the series when she turned out to be the fugitive and continued to kick ass on a daily basis. Then, as her storyline continued she turned out to be a huge trainwreck. Normally I enjoy trainwrecks, but Kate somehow made me hate her anyways.



She went on this lovely little routine of mooching off of people, destroying their happiness, and then running away while still trying to act like she was the 'victim' of the situation. BITCH PLZ. You can't marry someone and then be like O WHOOPS I LIKE RUNNING AWAY BAI.



I remember in the episode 'The Little Prince', one of my least favorites, in which Kate & Jack are sitting in a car together being completely vague and not actually telling each other what is going on. I wasted 20 minutes of my life of them going back and forth "Tell me what you're doing here" and "Why are you dressed up?". JUST FUCKING TALK TO EACH OTHER FOR GOD'S SAKE.



Most recently, Kate kidnapped Aaron in order to fill the ~void~ Sawyer left in her heart. Fucking bullshit. Bitch cockblocked him to no end and cried whenever he was within 20 feet of her. Kate later then blamed Claire saying she "ran away into the jungle". WTF? The reason Kate places higher than Jack on this list is that she finally realizes her bullshit with the help of GoddessCassidy and gives Aaron to Ms. Littleton.



Aw.

Evangeline Lilly is also a good actress and when she expresses emotion it looks legitimate. However I would not complain if Kate accidently fell down a hill and was brutally molested by a polar bear.

Those 3 are the only ones I actually hate.

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28. CHRISTIAN SHEPHERD



I have extreme Christian Shepherd indifference just because his actual character has rarely ever appeared. He's mostly just stood around all ghost-like acting like Yoda. However, there have been times where I have loved the top 27 on this list so Christian just kind of gets stuck here.

During Christian's actual screentime as a human being he's kind of a douche to Jack & Claire. Being a douche to Claire makes me hate him but then being a douche to Jack makes me LOL. Anyone who makes Jack cry goes up in my book <3. I think one time he told Jack that he shouldn't try to be a hero because he "didn't have what it takes". PWN much?



Christian then delves into drunkenness. He turns into kind of an unruly asshole and hires HBIC Ana-Lucia to be a body guard for him while he harasses Mrs. Littleton.



This up & down spiral creates Christian indifference, and indifference gets you spot #28 on this list.




27. SHANNON RUTHERFORD



I will first admit that the two or three episodes before her death, I became a Shannon fan. Then I rewatched Season 1 and realized how much she annoyed me. However, I do still have a little bit of love for her out of the sheer fact that she is a hot blond. Hot blondes <33. I am now able to appreciate Shannon's character if I read her story on print, however I can't stand to listen to the bitch.



Shannon first started out conning the fuck out of Boone (<3) before the crash. She became a total money-grubbing whore after her dad died and which would normally bring all kinds of LULZ if she wasn't so whiny about it.



Shannon then crashed on the Island where she got into the routine of not shutting the fuck up. The only useful things that bitch did the entire time were 1) Knowing French and 2) Taking care of VincentG.oddess. She also gave us this fantastic Whatevia pose:



Alas, Vincent got tired of her ass hauling him around and he had her murdered with his God-like power. Vincent=Jacob if you didn't know already.



Shannon also had a relationship with Sayid which was the weirdest shit ever. I don't have a whole lot to say about her since she died relatively early, but her storyline was pretty solid and I hear she might be in contract to come back next season? Or was that Boone? Idk.

25. Bernard Nadler



The beard <33

ORIGINALLY I was going to have a fan favorite in this position but after writing his entry up, I just couldn't put him below Bernard of all people. The only love I have for Bernard is that he is married to the BLACK G.ODDES.S of the Island, Rose <3. The two of them had the most ~emotional~ reunion on the show until Desmond & Penny trumped them.



However, once Bernard got to camp he became a huge thundercunt. He made me actually dislike Rose at some points which is unthinkable. They bickered and bickered and it got on my nerves until their one centric episode entitled "SOS". Bernard kind of annoyed me in it, but thankfully Rose in all of her grace was able to redeem it and make it one of my favorites. Bernard is also a fantastic husband and he's kind of sweet. I must admit though he went kind of overboard with the whole OMG I HAVE TO SAVE UR LIFE thing.



Bernard turned into a huge BAMF when he killed like 15 of the Others along with Jin and Sayid. Bernard blowing a motherfucker up <33



Bernard & Rose went hella down in screentime because L. Scott Caldwell actually got better-paying work on some show on ABC Family, but they returned at the end of Season 5 where Bernard was able to present his beard to the world, adding further evidence to him being a BAMF.

But he's still annoying and Sam Anderson kind of sux at acting for an old guy.

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