So basically by doing absolutely nothing tonight (and probably disappearing from the island for a couple of days... maybe the hurricane took him), he performed better than anyone else. GO JOHN!!
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John = Two-time Sprint Player of the Week Nominee.
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Posts: 86 (10/15/09 07:26 PM) |
So basically by doing absolutely nothing tonight (and probably disappearing from the island for a couple of days... maybe the hurricane took him), he performed better than anyone else. GO JOHN!!
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Posts: 998 (10/15/09 07:27 PM) |
John is so INV1. Not even a single confessional in the past two eps.
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Posts: 20553 (10/15/09 07:29 PM) Registered user |
It's a fierce battle between him and Brett to become the male version of Becky.
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Posts: 7306 (10/15/09 07:33 PM) Registered User |
John actually had some attention the first two or so episodes.
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Posts: 999 (10/15/09 07:35 PM) |
John truly should have won Sprint Player of the Week last week too, for being such a scene-stealing Helen of Troy, lazily lounging in that hammock while Kelly fed him grapes and he spied on Mick. <3
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Posts: 2114 (10/15/09 07:37 PM) Registered user |
Yeaster wrote: it was actually a 1 minute scene
about how he couldn't out run Jaison/get off the mat.
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Posts: 1001 (10/15/09 07:42 PM) |
I wonder what John thinks about Shambo?
I think we should make up our own John stories. It's a new continuity. I dub this JOHNtinuity. For example: I bet John lets Kelly wear his shirt during those torrential downpours so she has some protection from the elements, but then backbites her in confessional about it. What a St. Vincent DePaul. <3 |
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Posts: 1658 (10/15/09 07:45 PM) Registered User |
LMFAO I was SO wtf on that too!!
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Posts: 87 (10/15/09 08:11 PM) |
novaya wrote: 
John also really pissed off Monica on Night 14 when he tried to lick her toes while she slept. Laura awoke and got really mad at both of them. On Day 15, John needed to wipe after taking a shit, so when Shambo wasn't looking, he grabbed a tuft of her hair and took care of business. The worst part is, no one at camp even noticed Shambo smelling any differently. |
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Posts: 1004 (10/15/09 08:14 PM) |
^^
gj, runnin! Shambo don't care about her damn weave anyway. Also: John is the reason Russell chose comfort over function. John could sense the brewing storm of rain a-comin' thanks to his ROCKET SCIENCE and wanted to keep the target off his own back. Such a mastermind. <3 |
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Posts: 88 (10/15/09 08:19 PM) |
After Shambo lost the chicken, John found it while no one else was looking and kept it a secret. While everyone else slept (and Dave snored to drown out all
other noises) on Night 11, John pulled out his secret chicken and cooked it over the fire. Luckily, he had also smuggled in a bottle of KC Masterpiece and had
himself a nice feast while his tribemates all dreamt of having sex with Monica.
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Posts: 6598 (10/15/09 08:45 PM) Registered User |
You know what John did to win Player of the Week? He practically made out with Erik.
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Posts: 1005 (10/15/09 08:46 PM) |
How Shambo REALLY lost that fishing gear in the swamp!
John is such a BITCH! |
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Posts: 2298 (10/15/09 08:46 PM) |
His holding onto Erik scene was very unneeded.
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Posts: 196 (10/15/09 08:51 PM) |
TheEasyOne wrote:No, he had that in addition to most of the time at Galu camp in Episode 1 was focused on him, how he was being all technical and fussy with how they're making it and Shambo being the dumb shit she is said how stupid it is that he's planning what to build. |
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Posts: 2215 (10/15/09 08:59 PM) Registered user |
This picture needed a cameo from the infamous HFF. |
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Posts: 118 (10/15/09 09:04 PM) Registered user |
What the hell did John do to earn that title this week??? He had like NO confessionals in tonight's episode! WTFFF. I almost never agree with CBS's
distorted images of "players of the week." Do they even watch the show??? :P
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Posts: 2123 (10/15/09 09:08 PM) Registered user |
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Posts: 4181 (10/15/09 09:15 PM) Registered User |
TheEasyOne wrote: The only thing missing in that picture is Lividmanda and her "I'm Livid!" catchphrase.
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Posts: 119 (10/15/09 09:16 PM) Registered user |
novaya wrote:This is brilliant!!! Roflmaooo |
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Posts: 2125 (10/15/09 09:35 PM) Registered user |
The Adventures of HFF and John with occasional guest appearances by Lividmanda please <33
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