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The People's Court
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Posts: 3694 (10/21/09 12:12 PM) |
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Carboys Desire |
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Posts: 11408 (10/21/09 12:20 PM) Registered user |
Seriously though...the things we've learned didn't we already know, as law abiding citizens with common sense?
You forgot: - NEVER GET A CELL PHONE FOR SOMEONE ELSE IN YOUR NAME. - ALWAYS GET A MECHANIC TO LOOK AT A USED CAR BEFORE YOU BUY IT, OR YOU'RE SCREWED (unless you live in Massachusetts) - ALWAYS CALL THE POLICE AT THE SCENE OF AN ACCIDENT, NO MATTER WHAT THE OTHER PERSON SAYS. |
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shiza h minelli |
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Posts: 2412 (10/21/09 12:28 PM) |
Carboys Desire wrote:YES!!! and also... Don't tell Judy you have highlighted something for her to read... SHE CAN READ... AND SHE WILL READ THE WHOLE THING. **I love the People's Court thread has been hijacked by Judy. |
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sassycece |
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Posts: 151 (10/21/09 12:30 PM) |
Judge Milan is someone I'd love to hang out with.. JJ scares the crap outta me.. One look at me and I'd tell my darkest secrets LOL
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anders332 |
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Posts: 3695 (10/21/09 12:31 PM) |
And she will not go through 5 years of bills because 2 people decided not to get married.....
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Craptaculous |
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Posts: 723 (10/21/09 12:32 PM) Registered User |
I love when MM says "We have a saying in Cuba" or "There's a saying in Spanish", then lets loose with the Espanol!
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Carboys Desire |
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Posts: 11409 (10/21/09 12:34 PM) Registered user |
Well mine were non-show specific, but I'll add a Judyism:
- NO ONE IS SMARTER THAN JUDGE JUDY; THEY DON'T KEEP HER THERE BECAUSE SHE'S BEAUTIFUL However, I do love it when she asks Officer Byrd if he's heard of something that she has no clue about and he says "Yes." 
How do you get HIS job is what I want to know! I'll take it! Or Douglas' job would be better actually. Judy would intmidate me. |
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pussycow |
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Posts: 5747 (10/21/09 1:11 PM) |
JerseyJerk wrote:That gave me a chubby <3 Judge Milian |
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shiza h minelli |
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Posts: 2414 (10/21/09 1:21 PM) |
a fav Judy quote:
"and if I had different parents, I'd be 5'7"" |
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Licorice |
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Posts: 2539 (10/21/09 1:40 PM) |
Judge Milian is like Lady Justice herself when she gets angry. <3
Judge Judy, otoh, is just a shrew. |
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Lauriemeck |
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Posts: 1672 (10/21/09 2:08 PM) Registered User |
There used to be a Judge Judy thread around these parts, but for the life of me, I could not find it.
Love Judge Milian, but Judge Judy is the shit. They are like night and day. I would not mind being in front of Judge Milian, but don't ever ask me to go on Judge Judy's show. She would scare me right out of her courtroom. But she still rules! |
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shiza h minelli |
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Posts: 2415 (10/21/09 2:12 PM) |
Judge Judy doesn't care if you can't pay child support because you don't have a job because you can "COLLECT CANS ON THE SIDE
OF THE ROAD!"
ETA: Classic Judge Judy today... People not bringing evidence, Woman buys motorcycle for Man with bad credit and so on and so on... honestly, people will never learn...
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mtj1282 |
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Posts: 3188 (10/21/09 7:02 PM) |
1.how bout..."if something doesnt make sense its because its no true"
2. "THATS Baloney!" 3. "Your not listening madam, you need to put on your listening ears **judy then makes a twisting movement near her ears***. 4. They didnt put me here because im young and beautiful, although I am, they put me here because im smart! 5. Too bad! 6. JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION! 7. IM SPEAKING! 8. Even if you live to be 110 youll never be as smart as me! One big diference ive noticed between judy and most other judges is that they otehr judges will be nice at first and allow the litigants to prove there cases whereas judy will be mean from the begining and only allow them to answer her questions, she doenst want extra info!
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Merrilin |
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Posts: 1262 (10/21/09 7:38 PM) Registered User |
Judge Milian <3. I like Judge Judy too but I think Judge Milian is fairer because she's a little more open-minded. It's funny when you just read
Judge Judy's quotes it reminds me of Dana Carvey's grumpy old man on SNL. "And that's the way we liked it!" ::fist pound::
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Jessica A Wakefield |
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Posts: 572 (10/21/09 8:13 PM) Registered user |
I do love Judge Milian, but nothing beats a good ole classic Wapner.� I loved watching that crap after school.� Check out this chick's flashy pantsuit.�
� Ahh, the 80s.
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anders332 |
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Posts: 3701 (10/22/09 6:28 AM) |
Are you trying to talk over me???
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Posts: 6772 (10/22/09 6:51 AM) Registered user |
mtj1282 wrote: English isn't your first language is it? |
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mtj1282 |
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Posts: 3189 (10/22/09 12:38 PM) |
SmalltownBoy wrote: i dont proofread, or pay attention to spelling or grammar when i type on message boards. More judy: You're a moron! Quiet! Did I say you could speak? You wanna go with me? One other thing about judy is that she doesnt require evidence to rule in someones favor...one recent case had an ex-girlfriend suing her ex-boyfriend for damages to her car. the damages took place the night of a party (where there were drunks etc). she had no proof that he did it and there was no witnesses. The ex-boyfriend however had his friend there who said he saw the person that did it and it was not the ex-boyfriend. Judy still ruled in the girls favor. It was ridiculous. IF there are tons of drunk idiots at a party and you have your car parked outside the house of taht party it could have been anyone. Unless you see your ex-boyfriend doing it you have no way of knowing and he shouldnt have to pay. |
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anders332 |
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Posts: 3711 (10/22/09 12:48 PM) |
^^^ that is very rare - I've only ever see JJ make stoopid ruling a handful of times - she's usually rabid about having actual concrete evidence.
No evidence - it didnt' happen. |
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anders332 |
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Posts: 3712 (10/22/09 12:50 PM) |
One of my most favourite cases was the woman suing the man for shooting her in the head with a paintball gun for $10 - he said 'why would I pay her $10,
when I can do it to Earl for $5" She did end up ruling in the woman's favour.
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