You'd almost think they PM each other and agree to all meet here at certain times during the day.

It used to be this way with the fraus. Remember? Oh, the memories. That one thread where TC talked about turkey brining, right? That was a thing, wasn't it? I'm pretty sure it was.

But the fraus... I don't think they pre-planned anything. They were just taking a break from dusting or would get online when the pot roast still had an hour to go.

Now our fraus are scattered. They must have a recipe board somewhere. I can almost smell cookies baking. Not really GOOD cookies, but still...

I enjoy the women with REAL gashes so much more than these flitty guys who just WISH they had gashes and substitute their gaping assholes instead.

Boy, oh boy... I remember when we could trade tips on vacuums and stain removal and PMS teas that REALLY work to alleviate cramps.

There's GOT to be someone left out there with titties who can teach me how to make a hearty autumn stew to satisfy my entire family. It should have onions and carrots in it and big hunks of deer meat.

Also, I need to know: Avon or Mary Kay?

Sweet, sweet memories of message boards.

It's what I cling to.