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In a first for Survivor this year
20 people put aside all their fears
they battled and fought
lifes lessons were taught
and Russell will bring them to t.ears.



There once was a gal from Galu,
who visited a tribe that was new.
She spat in their face
and then brought in race,
What was a white boy to do?

Yasmin is such a disgrace,
a do nothing all over the place.
Though her body is smokin,
thats just a token,
all the guys call her "butterface".


Yasmin the Ghetto queen squeals
went to tribal where everyone deals
shes lazy at camp
a do nothing tramp
and now shes out on her heals.


Survivor Samoa's OK
Im taking it day to day
But Sucks is more fun
I just need a gun
to blow all these trolltards away.



A short little man named Probst,
got a gig on survivor as host.
He made his own set of rules,
for this challenge of fools,
and now Ben's no more than a ghost.



Elisabeth knew what to do
Get on a reality show that is new
Survivors the one
she had so much fun
And now shes a host on the The View!.


Daves the bocce ball king
closest to the stick he did bring
The posters at sucks
cry "FAKE", those CBS fucks
in the end its just thighs, legs, and wings.

Lauras a bitchy old shrew,
shes out on her ass we all knew
but immunity she won
and Erik is done
Now its 7 to 4 for Galu.


Erik was a cocky young dude
had the Idol and a big attitude
was sure he was cool
he was nobodys fool
would still be there if he wasnt so rude.


Russell is now so confused
all the Survivors he thinks he has used
he wanted Monica out
she smellin like trout
in the end it was Erik who cruised.


Dave just wanted to boot
Foa Foa in a big Turkey shoot
on his face we saw shock
maybe saw Eriks cock
when he left we all had to root.


The mullett on Shambo should go
its so 80s I think we all know
but aside from all that
which chick eats the rat?
Just watch all the chunks they will blow.