Funniest/ Best Survivor Quotes Ever

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ilovekelly752		#41	[-]
Posts: 278 (11/06/09 3:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	TheWizard wrote: JT: This is day 38. Who would have ever thought that I'd be standing here? Erinn: I love that it's the three of us. Stephen: I love that it's me and two other people. HAHAHAHA, THAT STEPHEN. God I love him. lol
JohnnyK		#42	[-]
Posts: 348 (11/06/09 3:32 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Thailandsurvivor wrote: Rob C.: "I don't like Joanna. She's always yelling about Jesus, and how Jesus loves Jaburu. I didn't know that Jesus had a vested interest in Survivor. Cause, as far as I've seen every picture of Jesus, he's a guy. And I think that he would want the guys to win." Rob C.: "I said that the only way Roger is gonna win immunity is if it's a contest of 'Name that Perry Como song.' Or perhaps 'What type of prune is this?' Or some sort of other thing that only an old man like Roger would be able to determine." Rob C.: "Heidi has been bitten by some insect. And it has now reached the size of one of her breasts on her knee." Rob C.: "He sits and sharpens the machete for an hour at a time. Why does he need the machete so sharp? I think he's gonna kill us. I'm afraid that when he is voted off, he's gonna take the machete and kill us after the vote." I LOVED Cesternino's quotes! Especially the Jesus one. Jonny Fairplay (while arguing with Shawn): "You're doing more not to do work than doing work!" Shawn: "What are you talking about?"
ilovekelly752		#43	[-]
Posts: 279 (11/06/09 3:35 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Rob C.: "I call Jenna and Heidi twigs and sticks because they're so skinny. I know I'll catch fire when I see twigs and sticks rubbing together."
mennonite		#44	[-]
Posts: 31 (11/06/09 9:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Have we forgotten Colby Donaldson's trove of quotes? "I may be a lot of things, but I ain't no Hershey's bar" "If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we would all have a merry Christmas" "I didn't like that I had to lie, but because I was lying to Jerri, I didn't lose sleep over it" "Is it possible to call a gay man a stud?" "Don't get me wrong, there's two things I'm thankful for when I get up in the morning: I'm thankful I'm alive and I'm thankful I'm a Texan"
cantthinkofaname		#45	[-]
Posts: 1530 (11/07/09 12:48 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Rudy: I dunno
cantthinkofaname		#46	[-]
Posts: 1531 (11/07/09 1:03 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	mennonite wrote: Have we forgotten Colby Donaldson's trove of quotes? "I may be a lot of things, but I ain't no Hershey's bar" "If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we would all have a merry Christmas" "I didn't like that I had to lie, but because I was lying to Jerri, I didn't lose sleep over it" "Is it possible to call a gay man a stud?" "Don't get me wrong, there's two things I'm thankful for when I get up in the morning: I'm thankful I'm alive and I'm thankful I'm a Texan" don't forget. "(talking about Keith) Maybe he can teach young grasshoppa how to catch grasshoppa"
mennonite		#47	[-]
Posts: 33 (11/07/09 2:19 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	cantthinkofaname wrote: mennonite wrote: Have we forgotten Colby Donaldson's trove of quotes? "I may be a lot of things, but I ain't no Hershey's bar" "If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we would all have a merry Christmas" "I didn't like that I had to lie, but because I was lying to Jerri, I didn't lose sleep over it" "Is it possible to call a gay man a stud?" "Don't get me wrong, there's two things I'm thankful for when I get up in the morning: I'm thankful I'm alive and I'm thankful I'm a Texan" don't forget. "(talking about Keith) Maybe he can teach young grasshoppa how to catch grasshoppa" Oh yeah, how could I forget that one? That was one of the best.
survivorsims07		#48	[-]
Posts: 2066 (11/07/09 3:42 PM) Hey! I kinda like it here! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	PrettyGoodYear1988 wrote: Courtney: "We'll keep this between us." Shane: "If you don't when we get back to Hollywood I will drive to your shitty apartment and kill you." Courtney: "My apartment isn't shitty." soooo funnnny
Quiddity		#49	[-]
Posts: 6654 (11/07/09 5:49 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Funniest Survivor scene ever, probably: "My prize isn't even the million dollars, my prize was that I fell in love in this game, love at first sight. Her name is Candice," "After the last challenge, we sort of mouthed the words 'I love you' to each other, so that was my prize, my prize was her."
Lexxan		#50	[-]
Posts: 105 (11/07/09 5:51 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Taj: "When Coach returned from Exile Island with his cane and his limpin', and I'm thinkin' this guy is such a drama queen! He's sooo dramatic. Any 37-year old man who thinks he's a Dragon Slayer belongs in a Mental institution. They need to come and get him when we have Tribal Council and he'll be free and take him home" Also, the Poem that Coach recited at the Tc where he was voted out: "With Friend and Foe, We marched to the Battleplain. Some to seek Success, Others to seek Fame.[JT dozes off] We play with Honor, [Sierra facepalms] For the love of this game [Brendan snores] And with Armor or without [Debbie yawns] We will toil in vain, So that someday, someone, somewhere will remember out name." That man's such a nutcase lol
hpolo		#51	[-]
Posts: 80 (11/07/09 5:52 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Quiddity wrote: Funniest Survivor scene ever, probably: "My prize isn't even the million dollars, my prize was that I fell in love in this game, love at first sight. Her name is Candice," "After the last challenge, we sort of mouthed the words 'I love you' to each other, so that was my prize, my prize was her." lol I watched this scene again yesterday (recap ep) and it was hillllllllllllarious
Jennica		#52	[-]
Posts: 465 (11/08/09 7:16 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	survivorsims07 wrote: PrettyGoodYear1988 wrote: Courtney: "We'll keep this between us." Shane: "If you don't when we get back to Hollywood I will drive to your shitty apartment and kill you." Courtney: "My apartment isn't shitty." soooo funnnny this one is wrong Shane said "your shitty little apartment" and Courtney said "my apartment isn't little"
MJSLawrence		#53	[-]
Posts: 2401 (11/08/09 8:00 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jaime on Briana - "I like my girls crazy and pretty...she's neither..."
SurvivorGuy91		#54	[-]
Posts: 96 (11/08/09 10:14 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Randy: Sasquatch has gotta go. Corrinne: Who's Sasquatch? Randy: Sasquatch is Bigfoot, which is Crystal. Gary H: It seems like a lot of these people are star-struck by Stephenie. You can get your autograph after the show.
survivorfanfromaustralia		#55	[-]
Posts: 16 (11/08/09 10:26 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Maybe not a classic or memorable one, but its the first funny quote i can think of that hasn't been mentioned (during the micronesian money stone challenge, in survivor micronesia): it goes something like this..... Eliza (directing the tribe): back-up, back-up! we missed it! Jason (blindfolded) to Eliza: which way are we going now?! James (also blindfolded) to Jason: Shut up and listen!
ANDand19		#56	[-]
Posts: 9720 (11/08/09 10:57 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Caryn: Tom, you are such a liar! Big Tom: It's good to drink beer with the 'ol boy. Although I wish it had been his mother. Or my neighbor's sister. And I hate that Jaime quote. What a douche.
Drboboosh2		#57	[-]
Posts: 130 (11/08/09 11:35 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Big Tom: How I made it to 48 without Sue Hawk leading me by the and is a mystery. Coach: Did you hear me yell Dragonslayer after I won immunity?
TheWizard		#58	[-]
Posts: 180 (11/09/09 8:41 AM) "Thought it was Outwit, Outplay, Outgrow" Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Coach is a gold mine: Brendan: We're throwing underhand breaking tiles, and none of us have ever done that before." Coach: "I have."
ccl72		#59	[-]
Posts: 10 (11/09/09 1:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Randy voting for Crystal And this one and only word : "Bitch"
River50		#60	[-]
Posts: 218 (11/09/09 1:52 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Sandra: "The lady at the store had it in for Trisha. Trisha thought the lady was laughing and giggling with her or whatever, but the lady actually… I think… you know liked her… in a sexual way." Sandra [as she absconds with the other tribe's tarp]: "You guys, sleep tight, don't let the bed-bugs bite… and uhm… no hard feelings and I'll see you guys tomorrow, kay, take care."As she walks away, you hear… "she's such a bitch." Sandra: "He said, swear on your kids. And then he said, let me see your hands. He don't want me, I guess to have my fingers crossed (laughs)? How dumb is that? So I said, 'I swear on my kids', and in my head, and mumbling under my breath, I was like 'I swear on my kids that I'm going to screw you and Burton." Lill: "Forgive me." Sandra: "No, now you have to say something bad about me. Go ahead." Stephen: "Coach is sort of like Don Quixote… he's sort of turned his whole life into this big epic quest or adventure… and just… you know, turns everything into some kind of mythology. So all of the experiences that happen to him become gigantic fantastic experiences, and he is the epic hero in that quest…"

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