If Sugar wins, I will cry for unrelated reasons If Stephenie wins, I will be threatening If Randy wins, I will yell about a cookie If Cirie wins, I control a
game If Tom wins, I will win everything If Tyson wins, I will get naked If James wins, I will get $100 K for being nice and a crappy player If Boston Rob wins,
I will go on another reality show If Coach wins, I will be kidnapped by Amazon gods If Courtney wins, I will be sarcastic If JT wins, I will be perfect until I
get blindsided If Amanda wins, I will lose If Candice wins, I will be underated If Danielle wins, I will be unworthy If Rupert wins, I will roar If Colby wins,
I will become BFF's with Probst If Jerri wins, I will try not to be the villain next time If Russell wins, I will make a dumbass alliance If Parvati wins,
I will be a hot girl who flirts to get her way If Sandra wins, I will get loud
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Posts: 368 (11/09/09 11:04 PM) |
If Amanda wins, I will be bored
If Candice wins, I will be happy If Ben "Coach" wins, I will break my television If Cirie wins, I will be fine If Colby wins, I will be ehh If Courtney wins, I will be a little unhappy If Danielle wins, I will be extremely happy If James wins, I will be happy If Jerri wins, I will be so excited If Jessica "Sugar" wins, I will throw my television out the door. If "J.T." wins, I will be so bored If Parvati wins, I will be extremely happy If Randy wins, I will be angry If Rob wins, I will extremely mad If Rupert wins, I will be shocked If Russell wins, I will be impressed If Sandra wins, I will be extremely happy and impressed If Stephenie wins, I will be extremely happy and relieved If Tom wins, I will be ehh If Tyson wins, I will turn my television off immediately |
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Posts: 260 (11/10/09 8:32 AM) |
If Amanda wins, I will laugh
If Candice wins, I will be happy If Ben "Coach" wins, I will be impressed If Cirie wins, I will yell "Finally" If Colby wins, I will be very happy If Courtney wins, I will be impressed and shocked If Danielle wins, I will be unsurprised If James wins, I will be happy If Jerri wins, I will be really happy If Jessica "Sugar" wins, I will be neutral If "J.T." wins, I will be disapointed If Parvati wins, I will be neutral If Randy wins, I will be disapinted If Rob wins, I will be upset If Rupert wins, I will be disapinted If Russell wins, I will be happy If Sandra wins, I will be really really happy If Stephenie wins, I will be happy If Tom wins, I will be neutral If Tyson wins, I will laugh |
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Posts: 12453 (11/10/09 1:51 PM) Registered user |
If Amanda wins, I will be livid
If Candice wins, I will wonder who the fuck she is. If Ben "Coach" wins, I will be disgusted. If Cirie wins, I will be very happy. If Colby wins, I will be happy for Probst's retirement. If Courtney wins, I will be happy. If Danielle wins, I will not be shocked. If James wins, I will kill myself. If Jerri wins, I will impressed. If Jessica "Sugar" wins, I will be meh. If "J.T." wins, I will quit watching. If Parvati wins, I will stop visiting sucks. If Randy wins, I will laugh. If Rob wins, I will laugh at the other stupid players. If Rupert wins, I will vomit. If Russell wins, I will not care. If Sandra wins, I will die very happy. If Stephenie wins, I will turn the TV off right away. If Tom wins, I will vomit. If Tyson wins, I will wonder why he's even there. |
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Posts: 162 (11/10/09 3:33 PM) Hey! I kinda like it here! |
If Amanda wins, I will have an orgasm!
If Candice wins, I will be very happy If Ben "Coach" wins, I will shake my head in disbelief If Cirie wins, I will say congrats If Colby wins, I will be indifferent If Courtney wins, I will say "uh,okay!" If Danielle wins, I will be feeling random If James wins, I will be annoyed If Jerri wins, I will be very happy for her If Jessica "Sugar" wins, I will ask myself what went wrong If "J.T." wins, I will be thrilled If Parvati wins, I will throw up all night long If Randy wins, I will be upset If Rob wins, I will call all the players DUMB. If Rupert wins, I will be throw up as well If Russell wins, I will be impressed If Sandra wins, I will be say congrats If Stephenie wins, I will be extremely satisfied If Tom wins, I will be bored If Tyson wins, I will wonder how. |
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Posts: 137 (11/10/09 4:52 PM) |
If Amanda wins, I will adopt a Puppy dog
If Candice wins, I will send her to Exile Island If Cirie wins, I will but and eat a packet of chips If Coach wins, I will crucify him If Colby wins, I will cheer If Courtney wins, I will apply to Survivor If Danielle wins, I will give her a butter knife If James wins, I will give him a donut If Jerri wins, I will attempt to hug her, and get smacked by her bodyguard/boyfried If "J.T." wins, I will hire an interpretor to translate his "Alabaman English" to Real English. If Parvati wins, I will rub myself in toothpaste If Randy wins, I will bathe in vinegar If Rob wins, I will imitate a chicken If Rupert wins, I will not wash myself for 30 days If Russell wins, I will wack Oo If Sandra wins, I will wack Missyae If Stephenie wins, I will be totally indifferent If Sugar wins, I will unleash Corinne If Tom wins, I will impale a ten-foot shark with a spear If Tyson wins, I will let Sierra kick his butt. |
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Posts: 378 (11/10/09 4:55 PM) |
If Amanda wins, I'll be annoyed
If JT wins again, I'll be a bit ticked off If Parvati wins, I'll be pissed If Randy wins, I'll be shocked If Boston Rob wins, I'll seek therapy If Rupert wins, I'll feel slightly happy but mainly indifferent If Russell wins, I'll be indifferent If Sandra wins, I'll be happy If Steph wins, I'll be a bit annoyed If Tom wins, I'll say "cool" If Tyson wins, I'll say "how?" |
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Posts: 1105 (11/10/09 6:57 PM) I don't get |
If Amanda wins I will be bewildered
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Posts: 389 (11/10/09 7:11 PM) |
What's with all the Steph hate
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Posts: 914 (11/10/09 7:29 PM) |
and I see a lot of people that would be mad if/when the amazing Parvati wins. Huh?
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Posts: 391 (11/10/09 8:02 PM) |
Yeah, I love both Steph and Parv and would love to see them win. It's a mystery to me why people won't.
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Posts: 5 (11/10/09 10:00 PM) |
If Amanda wins, I will puke, and labour endlessly over how the hell some people actually like the cow.
If Candice wins, I will have to google her. If Ben "Coach" wins, I will drum my chest like a Congolese ape. If Cirie wins, I will buy myself a puppy. If Colby wins, I will have lived to see the day where Jeff Probst jizzes his pants. If Courtney wins, I will send her a nice e-mail, encouraging to buy some food with the winnings. If Danielle wins, I will acknowledge that she has more than two valuable assets. If James wins, I will ask him to dig my grave. If Jerri wins, I will enter a homosexual relationship with Lex just so that she feels jealous and unhappy. If Jessica "Sugar" wins, I will befriend Randy and burgle her house late at night, just to prove that us senile men are still superior. If "J.T." wins, I will immediately shit on the floor. If Parvati wins, I will pray that she removes her shirt. If Randy wins, I will befriend him and burgle Sugar's house late at night, just to prove that us senile men will always be superior. If Rob wins, I will rape Amber out of pure spite. If Rupert wins, I will hold out hope that he might buy himself a nice suit and a razor. If Russell wins, I will play my bagpipes in the middle of Main Street. If Sandra wins, I will can be loud too, WHAT THE FUCK. If Stephenie wins, I will simply pretend that she is Crystal Cox. If Tom wins, I will say "who cares? He's a non-issue." If Tyson wins, I will never wear another V-neck shirt as long as I live. |
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Posts: 213 (11/11/09 10:14 AM) |
If Parvati wins I'll be happy for the rest of the year!!!!!! <3
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Posts: 7777 (11/11/09 1:31 PM) |
If Parvati wins I'll lol @ all her haters. FOR THE SECOND TIME.
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Posts: 42 (11/18/09 2:51 PM) |
If Amanda wins I will finally win that bet I have with my cousin
If Candice wins I will mutiny If Coach wins, I will deny this season ever happened If Cirie wins I will be shocked that she made it past tribal council 4 If Colby wins I will say, "About time!" If Courtney wins I will... (see comment for Cirie) If Danielle wins I will... wait who is Danielle? If James win I will dig my own grave If Jerri wins I will aspire to become an actor If JT wins I will become a democrat If Parvati wins I will stir the pot If Randy wins then I will get cookies for everyone If Boston Rob wins I will buy a cardboard cutout of Amber and make out with her If Russell wins I will find my own immunity idols without any help If Sandra wins I will fail Spanish this semester If Tom wins I will beg Wanda to come and slap him If Tyson wins I will become a Mormon If Sugar wins I will say good for her If Rupert wins I will say FIX and vomit If Stephanie wins I will say FIX and vomit twice |
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Posts: 43 (11/18/09 2:53 PM) |
Dang no edit button... hit "post" too soon...
If Sugar wins I will think she got her justice If Rupert wins I will win America's Tribal Council If Stephanie wins I will say, "About time!" |
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Posts: 4704 (11/18/09 3:11 PM) Registered user |
If Amanda wins, I will be bored
If Candice wins, I will be indifferent, slightly annoyed (unless she had good strategy) If Ben "Coach" wins, I will be disgusted. If Cirie wins, I will say "congrats" If Colby wins, I will be bored If Courtney wins, I will be shocked... If Danielle wins, I will throw something at my tv If James wins, I will be annoyed If Jerri wins, I will laugh If Jessica "Sugar" wins, I will kill myself If "J.T." wins, I will puke If Parvati wins, I will puke If Randy wins, I will laugh. If Rob wins, I will applaud If Rupert wins, I will vomit. If Russell wins, I will be indifferent If Sandra wins, I will say "congrats" If Stephenie wins, I will be indifferent If Tom wins, I will say "meh" If Tyson wins, I will laugh and applaud |
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Posts: 9607 (11/18/09 5:35 PM) Registered user |
If Amanda wins, I will know that I somehow skipped into a parallel reality.
If Candice wins, I will forget about her a month later. If Cirie wins, I will be glad for her but never enter a thread related to her again. The worshipping would instantly give me a headache. If Coach wins, I will hire someone to beat him up and steal his check on "The Early Show". If Colby wins, I will be somewhat pleased. If Courtney wins, I will be borderline indifferent, leaning towards slightly pleased. Obviously the big fish just took each other out. If Danielle wins, I will continue to complain about the newer Survivor's. Not that it has anything to do with her winning, of course. If James wins, I will be suprised. What's the opposite of being "Hoist by your own petard"? If Jerri wins, I will be very suprised and happy. If JT wins, I will be impressed. If Parvati wins, I will join Mikester and laugh at the jealous haters. If Randy wins, I will be pleased that an honorary Suckster won. :) If Rob wins, my joyous laughter and expelled enthusiasm will wake up half the block. If Rupert wins, I will still have Coach beaten up and robbed since Rupert is too well protected. I additionally wonder who wins the audience prize between him and James. If Russell wins, I will begrudgingly accept it. If Sandra wins, I'll tell my TV monitor to go "fuck itself". If Stephenie wins, I will donate some food to the homeless of where ever she lives. If Sugar wins, I will be indifferent. If Tom wins, I will laugh at all the misandrists who run these forums. If Tyson wins, I will reconsider the effects of Mormonism on Reality TV contestants. |
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Posts: 2864 (11/19/09 9:44 PM) Admin |
If Amanda wins, I will be puking for 3 weeks
If Candice wins, I will say WTF? If Ben "Coach" wins, I will say "huh," stare that the tv for a couple minutes, and go to bed If Cirie wins, I will be black If Colby wins, I will be Rachael Rays new friend If Courtney wins, I will FUCKING JUMP FOR JOY AND PRAISE THE HEAVENS! If Danielle wins, I will whinney at the tv If James wins, I will eat an apple If Jerri wins, I will ORGASM If Jessica "Sugar" wins, I will laugh my head off and then be happy for a couple months because I love her If "J.T." wins, I will be dead If Parvati wins, I will be greatful If Randy wins, I will be straight If Rob wins, I will annoyed If Rupert wins, I will roar If Russell wins, I will be impressed If Sandra wins, I will be impressed and (in monotone voice) I will get loud too, what the fuck? (and orgasm) If Stephenie wins, I will start saying things are gay and retarded all the time If Tom wins, I will be bored If Tyson wins, I will say WTF?????? HOW THE........... *scratches head*..... long pause.......... okay? |
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- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
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