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supersync4d |
30 years of service celebration |
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They're passing around a card for one of my bosses who's been in this office for 30 years tomorrow. Everyone's racing to find the funniest / most
inspirational / most thoughtful / suckingup-est words for him, And I'm just totally blank right now. Though I'm thinking of something funny (but could
somehow still earn me a raise). HELPP!!!!
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Vegazguy |
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sorry. i can't help.
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dmb154678 |
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could you please die so i can have your cushy job? i love you, supersync
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Vegazguy |
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just write. bye.
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supersync4d |
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Awwww guys, cmon! time is running up!
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Vegazguy |
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i am not good at this. sorry.
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PagongSchlong |
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Tell him he is the glue that holds the company together. Then make some zany reference between him and a horse going to the glue factory.
I wish I could help more, but Im tired and MY boss is gonna be in tomorrow. I wont be getting his lame ass a card though. |
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goner1 |
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best wishes for your retirement
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PennyMontana |
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You work sunday evenings?
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Duke of Nerd |
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Write "You don't have to be crazy to work here.....but it helps!"
:c D |
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Mom HOLIO |
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How about "You have been working here longer than I have been alive" if it applies
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maadx |
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write
"I slept with your spouse" and sign w/ a co-worker you hate yw |
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Apprentice Talker |
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Even 30 years of job could getting retirement.
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scottfreek |
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supersync4d wrote: that sounds prefect. |
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ObservingEgo |
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I wrote a pretty saccharin good-bye card to an exiting Executive Director a while back. Everyone hated her and re-gifted her and stuff. But now she remembers me FAVORably ... $$$$$$$$$$$$ [ just write endearing and seemingly sincere comments and the like ... ] |
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Eugene Schwindlemyer |
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GTFO
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Vegazguy |
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did you win???
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WiscBadger95 |
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supersync4d wrote:"Thirty years at this shit-hole has turned your soul as black as the night." |
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scottfreek |
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Visa Declined |
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dig a hole.
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