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LoudyPants	So say you're sitting in a nice restaurant and ....	Lead	[-]
Posts: 144 (11/11/09 12:03 AM) Sportin' a Woody Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When I was born I was so surprised I didn�t talk for a year and a half. Remove this ad Someone comes up takes out their dick and slaps it in your face ... Do You , A: Push it away and yell " Check please ! " B: Stare at it in disbelief. C: Try to ignore it and keep talking D: RUN! or 5: Grab it and suck on it like theres no tomorrow while slapping against your face some more.
JasonSiskaLulz		#1	[-]
Posts: 4076 (11/11/09 12:05 AM) What is a muffin top? Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Z. take the hint when i get post-restricted
maadx		#2	[-]
Posts: 5465 (11/11/09 12:06 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	JasonSiskaLulz wrote: Z. take the hint when i get post-restricted
LoudyPants		#3	[-]
Posts: 145 (11/11/09 12:07 AM) Sportin' a Woody Reply Quote More Recent Posts
LoudyPants		#4	[-]
Posts: 146 (11/11/09 12:09 AM) Sportin' a Woody Reply Quote More Recent Posts	wait ... I wasnt post restricted you guys ! what did I do wrong ? Im just trying to make a funny thread for ya'll I always liked u two ..well fuck ya both !
TequilaVaquero		#5	[-]
Posts: 4810 (11/11/09 12:10 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Look y'all, you hurt it's feelings.
Mrpoopypants		#6	[-]
Posts: 4553 (11/11/09 12:14 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	yeah .. Im very sensitive :)
castratos the glorious		#7	[-]
Posts: 380 (11/11/09 12:14 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Well, if it's the type of fine dining establishment that requires reservations months in advance I'd probably complain in writing afterwards, and use a nom de plume so I wouldn't be blacklisted in case I wanted to go back.
Vegazguy		#8	[-]
Posts: 21471 (11/11/09 12:21 AM) 10 per day, bitches! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	LoudyPants wrote: Someone comes up takes out their dick and slaps it in your face ... it was just a joke!
Mrpoopypants		#9	[-]
Posts: 4555 (11/11/09 12:26 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	well my mom didnt think it was funny!
Vegazguy		#10	[-]
Posts: 21475 (11/11/09 12:28 AM) 10 per day, bitches! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When I was born I was so surprised I didn�t talk for a year and a half. Remove this ad she wasn't saying that later when she asked me to do it again. lol.
Mrpoopypants		#11	[-]
Posts: 4557 (11/11/09 01:23 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Thats a lie ! oh you are a slanderer !
ImCrushingYourHead		#12	[-]
Posts: 4927 (11/11/09 01:54 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Can we get back to the dick-slappin'?
AlreadyFuzzy		#13	[-]
Posts: 4087 (11/11/09 02:44 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	That only happens to me at home. I usually go with C and finish what I was saying and then move on to 5.
appaloosa 56		#14	[-]
Posts: 29 (11/11/09 04:41 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Stab it with the dick fork (it's the one on the far left), and wait for the salad and breadsticks.
CatNamedRudy		#15	[-]
Posts: 4450 (11/11/09 06:17 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Wait, who is this dick attached to? Because my answer definitely depends on that.
star jumper		#16	[-]
Posts: 45228 (11/11/09 08:10 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts	LoudyPants wrote: Im just trying to make a funny thread for ya'll [The Miz] REALLY? [/The Miz]
Baby Jesus Jr		#17	[-]
Posts: 4571 (11/11/09 08:32 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Vegazguy wrote: she wasn't saying that later when she asked me to do it again. lol. Raping again, eh Beaner???
Sues Corner		#18	[-]
Posts: 30 (11/11/09 08:45 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I prefer restaurants where we can eat our own young.
Aunt Pappy		#19	[-]
Posts: 20976 (11/11/09 08:47 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	dick fork
one time post		#20	[-]
Posts: 1478 (11/11/09 08:50 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When I was born I was so surprised I didn�t talk for a year and a half. Remove this ad another alcohol laced thread

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