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SonOfAbraxas	Would you screw a dying friend?	Lead	[-]
Posts: 14195 (11/17/09 09:27 AM) BB Forum Moderator Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Remove this ad This is not happening in RL, I just started thinking about who I'd wanna do if I were dying, and there was a nice little list going on in my head ... and then I was thinking - Would I actually try and go for it and guilt them into sleeping with me? In this situation your friend isn't "gross" or anything ... they're not in a hospital ... no one would ever find out ... they look/smell normal ... they might be a little weak or whatever ... If your friend's DYING WISH was for you to give him a BJ or go all the way, would you do it? Or if you were dying, would you ask a couple of hot friends? This is assuming everyone involved is single and all that.
OT recruiter		#1	[-]
Posts: 1852 (11/17/09 09:30 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Or... if I was not dying, would I lie and tell I was dying so I could sleep with a couple of hot friends?
Spike		#2	[-]
Posts: 1623 (11/17/09 09:30 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Threads like this will not bode well for SoA in his quest to be an "in" gay
Etxeverria		#3	[-]
Posts: 1524 (11/17/09 09:30 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	No and No. My wife would finish me off before I get to do any of them.
Mister Yuck		#4	[-]
Posts: 5959 (11/17/09 09:30 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	If they put me in their will
SonOfAbraxas		#5	[-]
Posts: 14196 (11/17/09 09:32 AM) BB Forum Moderator Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Spike wrote: Threads like this will not bode well for SoA in his quest to be an "in" gay I'll start another that you'll be impressed by, for sure.
Visa Declined		#6	[-]
Posts: 6042 (11/17/09 09:32 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	you have friends?
Notkf59		#7	[-]
Posts: 352 (11/17/09 09:43 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	His "friends" are killing themselves to get away from him. Well, that's what they tell him at least...
squashthebeef		#8	[-]
Posts: 23398 (11/17/09 09:47 AM) Found a guy with a cat on his head Kinda blurry Could be anything Reply Quote More Recent Posts	ew, no. Death would be all "oh, no he didn't! We'll see about that!"
Powers		#9	[-]
Posts: 6534 (11/17/09 09:57 AM) Total manwhore Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The best way to screw a dying friend would be to borrow a money from him and then go blow it on hookers and booze. When he's all "uh, about that $250?" say something like "yeah, good luck getting that back".
bluesboi		#10	[-]
Posts: 9222 (11/17/09 09:58 AM) Gay Canookian Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Remove this ad Is SOA asking this question for Spike?
OuijaBroad		#11	[-]
Posts: 11786 (11/17/09 09:58 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	No, and no. Ew on both counts.
mom2jdbe		#12	[-]
Posts: 1937 (11/17/09 10:00 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I just started thinking about who I'd wanna do if I were dying What a coinkydink, I think about you being dead a lot too!
Mister Yuck		#13	[-]
Posts: 5960 (11/17/09 10:08 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts
OuijaBroad		#14	[-]
Posts: 11788 (11/17/09 10:09 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Actually it would be kinda funny to say OK and let the dying friend do you....but look at them in the eyes and sob the whole time and say stuff like "I'm going to miss you" the entire time. Talk about HOT!
nomii		#15	[-]
Posts: 6862 (11/17/09 10:13 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	i would screw a dead friend.
SonOfAbraxas		#16	[-]
Posts: 14202 (11/17/09 10:25 AM) BB Forum Moderator Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Oooh .. yeah, I'd do a dying Kris Allen, for sure. And nomiiiiii, we really didn't need your answer to know what it would be. nomiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <3333333333333333333
B DeBrun		#17	[-]
Posts: 22316 (11/17/09 10:51 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	SOA, you have too much free time on your hands. Actually, I don't think it's free time... Back to Worst President Thread stat
GregBuisIsADick		#18	[-]
Posts: 6512 (11/17/09 10:56 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	In a sense, aren't we all dying? gets far away philosophical look
SonOfAbraxas		#19	[-]
Posts: 14206 (11/17/09 11:51 AM) BB Forum Moderator Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Would you do a dying rabbit? What if she WAS the hospitalized, stinky, gross kind of dying?
GregBuisIsADick		#20	[-]
Posts: 6519 (11/17/09 11:56 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Remove this ad Dying? Hell, I hit Rabbit even if she was dead. Assuming rigor mortis hadn't set in yet, of course. I mean, I'm not a freak or anything.

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