I need advice from straight guys and lesbians about changing a shower head

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Pseudo Propaganda	I need advice from straight guys and lesbians about changing a shower head	Lead	[-]
Posts: 4114 (11/21/09 12:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What could go wrong? You just remove the old one, replace that white plumbers tape stuff, and pop the new one on right? The only tool I need is some kind of wrench dealie right? What are the chances that a gay boy who isn't exactly mechanically inclined might accidentally drown himself while attempting this? The low flow shower head in my apartment is so depressing I can't take it anymore.
UndifferentCow		#1	[-]
Posts: 2440 (11/21/09 12:36 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Teflon tape. Keep the water spigot/knob/turn on thingy turned off and you should live to tell the tale.
CBRetriever		#2	[-]
Posts: 30006 (11/21/09 12:37 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	should be easy, but worse case scenarios are that you could break the pipe that the shower head is attached to or yank it outta the wall - either way you won't drown
mountaineer20		#3	[-]
Posts: 6797 (11/21/09 12:37 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Aw, this kinda makes me want to put on my flannel shirt and tool belt and come over there to help you.
WylDawg		#4	[-]
Posts: 20984 (11/21/09 12:38 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Just remember that it's easier if you turn the shower off first.
BillGuido		#5	[-]
Posts: 3067 (11/21/09 12:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Aw, this kinda makes me want to put on a condom and come over there and fuck you.
ScruffyGuy		#6	[-]
Posts: 11410 (11/21/09 12:40 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	My God, you are pathetic. BEYOND pathetic. No. Fucking. Shit. You seriously had to post this? A shower head. You're tentative about doing this. For real? You need help from straight guys. What the fuck! Honestly, I can't believe this. ASTOUNDED. I am ASTOUNDED. Even the biggest fancy-pants prissy queen can put on a new shower head. And you are seeking advice here. HERE! You turn my stomach. No joke.
BillGuido		#7	[-]
Posts: 3068 (11/21/09 12:41 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I change my mind. I now reserve my amorous attentions for scruffy.
squashthebeef		#8	[-]
Posts: 23587 (11/21/09 12:42 PM) super badass Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It's a snap. until you unscrew the old one and the rusted corroded threading on the pipe disintegrates and you have to rip open the drywall to replace the whole pipe and discover termites and rat dropping inside the wall and you sever an electrical wire with the reciprocating saw. I'm roughly estimating this job will run you about 10 grand when all is said and done.
CBRetriever		#9	[-]
Posts: 30007 (11/21/09 12:44 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	squash thinks like I do - it's always something
Aunt Pappy		#10	[-]
Posts: 21188 (11/21/09 12:46 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hire a professional.
CBRetriever		#11	[-]
Posts: 30008 (11/21/09 12:50 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	wait just a minute here - why do you assume that only straight guys and lesbians can replace a showerhead? I am neither and I'm perfectly capable of changing one
B DeBrun		#12	[-]
Posts: 22370 (11/21/09 12:55 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	2 wrenches. YWIA.
BillGuido		#13	[-]
Posts: 3073 (11/21/09 12:57 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	CBRetriever wrote: wait just a minute here - why do you assume that only straight guys and lesbians can replace a showerhead? I am neither and I'm perfectly capable of changing one You are kind of butch, hon. And I am really angry that you have not tried out L'epi Dupin yet. Would be your best bistro experience in Paris, but what do I know, right?
ScruffyGuy		#14	[-]
Posts: 11412 (11/21/09 1:00 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	wait just a minute here - why do you assume that only straight guys and lesbians can replace a showerhead? I am neither and I'm perfectly capable of changing one A veiled slam against dick-loving straight women. Who are, not so incidentally, far more intelligent and capable than Pseudo in every possible way. Can you imagine this guy with a cordless screwdriver? He'd tremble with fear. There's only one person here who disgusts me more.
Pseudo Propaganda		#15	[-]
Posts: 4116 (11/21/09 1:03 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Wait why do I need two wrenches?
CBRetriever		#16	[-]
Posts: 30011 (11/21/09 1:04 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I haven't eaten out that much in Paris - now in the ville I live in in the Houts-de-Seine, I've eaten out quite a bit and there's a really good creperie there I went to a food and wine festival today that was wonderful - a huge basket full of truffles, all the wine you could drink, tons of cheese to try and some wonderful preserves
WylDawg		#17	[-]
Posts: 20990 (11/21/09 1:07 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Who put sand in Scruffy's vagina?
Duke of Nerd		#18	[-]
Posts: 4203 (11/21/09 1:09 PM) I need a hobby Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It's a small job. Shouldn't take but an hour or two. Anyone could do it.
CBRetriever		#19	[-]
Posts: 30013 (11/21/09 1:09 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	one to hold the pipe to avoid the first scenario I mentioned and the other to turn the showerhead
ScruffyGuy		#20	[-]
Posts: 11416 (11/21/09 1:11 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If you give him too much information at once you'll make him cry. Continue...