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SurvivorGuy91	SG91's Elephant Graveyard/Words of Wisdom	Lead	[-]
Posts: 133 (12/06/09 09:54 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The only real failure in life is the failure to try. Remove this ad #So I've been reading all these lists, and it's really gotten me interested in starting one. So I've decided to rank the Hells Kitchen Seasons... So I'll start off with last place: 6. Hell's Kitchen 5 Best quote: "I also teach manners chef."- Colleen Best Character: Robert I have enjoyed every season of Hell's Kitchen, but somebody had to be last. I chose 5 for a couple reasons: a. It was pretty predictable by episode 4 or 5 that the final 2 would be Danny and Paula. They were the only ones that rarely made mistakes during service, and all the other chefs were either atrocious (Lacey, J) or just okay (Gio, Robert, Andrea.) b. There wasn't really anybody to root for. Danny and Paula weren't despicable, but they weren't really overtly likeable. Lacey was annoying as hell, Ben was full of himself, J was boring, Gio got annoying at times, and Andrea and Carol's bitching got fucking too catty to like either of them. The only person that I could see people rooting for was Robert, because he was entertaining and an underdog. The only other person who was cool was Ji. Unfortunately, she left because she fucked up her ankle, so we were left with Robert and either boring, unlikeable, or non-existent people. c. The battle of the sexes thing is so over-done at this point. I will discuss this later on. Though I did enjoy this season, it is my least favorite of the 6. Next one: I don't know how to put a spoiler thing, so be weary... Clue: A female winner. Last Edited By: SurvivorGuy91 04/07/11 09:31 PM. Edited 18 times.
Kitty Pryde1		#1	[-]
Posts: 10969 (12/06/09 11:16 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	What about LA? I liked her.
XtremeInnovator420		#2	[-]
Posts: 2526 (12/06/09 11:22 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You know, that reminds me. Why the heck do the chefs on Hell's Kitchen always seem to have the worst/weirdest names ever?
SurvivorGuy91		#3	[-]
Posts: 134 (12/06/09 12:06 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Kitty Pryde1 wrote: What about LA? I liked her. I thought LA was OK at best. She was chill, but she was pretty boring TV. I only remember the fact she used to tell the camera she was gay like 40 times in her tenure.
kenc333		#4	[-]
Posts: 9895 (12/06/09 12:13 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Judgemental people like you are why pretty girls like Lacey can't make it in the kitchen!!111!!one! Yea, but I agree that this season should be last, and I definitely thought Paula should've won over Danny, but I guess Ramsay wanted to continue his male - female - male - female winners pattern (which he ended the next season D=). Oh and Ji was robbed majorly.. why'd they bring Robert back over her?? My guess for the next one out.. Spoiler [+] Season 4... clearly.. there's only been two seasons with female winners and Season 2 >>> Season 4, imo. My predictions/opinions: Spoiler [+] 6. Season 5 5. Season 4 4. Season 1 3. Season 3 2. Season 6 1. Season 2 And to add those spoiler tags, it's just [ spoiler ] TEXT [ /spoiler] without the spaces =)
SurvivorGuy91		#5	[-]
Posts: 135 (12/06/09 12:19 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Spoiler [+] Yes, Season 4 Spoiler [+] Switch up the top 3 a little, and you have it. Last Edited By: SurvivorGuy91 12/06/09 12:26 PM. Edited 1 times.
ZombieLinda		#6	[-]
Posts: 9076 (12/06/09 01:04 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	5 was completely awful and boring. I ended up rooting for Paula at the end just to cap off a boring season with an INV winner, and they referred to her as "the lovely Brazilian" or something in the finale, which was hilariously random. 4 is my next least favorite, which was only slightly better than 5. 6 was a step in the right direction but not by much. First 3 seasons 4eva <3 my favo HK g.oddesses Last Edited By: ZombieLinda 12/06/09 01:07 PM. Edited 1 times.
SurvivorGuy91		#7	[-]
Posts: 137 (12/06/09 01:47 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Next ranking... 5. Hell's Kitchen 4 Best Line: ? Best Character: Matt Ugh. This was probably the least talented pool of cooks. Period. When the final 6 came around, I didn't think any of them deserved a restaurant. Jen was loud, annoying, but entertaining. Cory was always bitching, and Christina was kind of elitist. Bobby was as arrogant as anyone can get, and Matt was, well, we'll get to him.This left one person, Petrozza. Petrozza is perhaps the nicest person to ever be on a reality show. He was such a cool dude, putting himself up for nomination because he didn't want to play Ben and Bobby's game. Unfortunately, he lost in the finals to Christina, topping off a mediocre season. Then there's Matt. Matt was a bumbling, weird, and overall, stupid person. But he was so much fun to watch. On the first episode, he made Chef Ramsay almost sick with his raw quail-egg, raw venison, white chocolate, caviar, and capers. Holy shit, doesn't that sound terrible. Then he kind of disappeared, then he served raw chicken during service, and was nominated the next 2 services. Then he was switched to the Red Team, and made the best risotto ever in Hell's Kitchen. He then made some speech, and it was ridiculously hilarious. He subsequently chopped his finger into pancetta, and complained about a migraine for a whole service, and he was sent packing, with this colorful limerick: "There once was a boy named Matt. Whose kitchen performance fell flat. He was far from neat, Miserable on meat, So I kicked him out, and that's that." Epic. But other than Matt make me cringe and laugh at the same time, this season was kind of boring, and the chef's ability fell flat, like Matt.
kenc333		#8	[-]
Posts: 9896 (12/06/09 01:50 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Jen is one of my most hated reality contestants ever. Season 4 was pretty bad, but I was cheering for Christina/Corey, so the ending was acceptable for me.. I think one of the great quotes comes from the premiere... Ramsay tasting Petrozza's signature dish asking what it's called, to which Petrozza replies 'Hen in a Pumpkin' <3
ZombieLinda		#9	[-]
Posts: 9080 (12/06/09 01:56 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	SURVIVORGUY91 AND I ARE SO N*SYNC. I hope your season 2 writeup has lots of Sara love. She was one of the most epic reality villainesses ever but I think most have forgotten her.
SurvivorGuy91		#10	[-]
Posts: 138 (12/06/09 02:13 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The only real failure in life is the failure to try. Remove this ad Next one: Spoiler [+] "You're a plank."
A Dying Clown		#11	[-]
Posts: 11585 (12/06/09 03:55 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I don't know what everyone is seeing in HK2, I literally find it too boring to watch at all. Matt and Lacey were big enough stars to carry 4-5, but there's no-one in 2 who isn't blah or worse.
kenc333		#12	[-]
Posts: 9898 (12/06/09 04:01 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Heather, Sara and Virginia are some of the best reality goddesses ever <3 Virginia was the original HK challenge whore, Sara was the original villainess and Heather is hands-down the best woman to appear on the show. I wish they didn't ignore her role as a sous-chef so much in this past season...
SurvivorGuy91		#13	[-]
Posts: 139 (12/06/09 04:08 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	kenc333 wrote: Heather, Sara and Virginia are some of the best reality goddesses ever <3 Virginia was the original HK challenge whore, Sara was the original villainess and Heather is hands-down the best woman to appear on the show. I wish they didn't ignore her role as a sous-chef so much in this past season... X. So robbed, at least have her be a mentor with advice once an episode, not a silent sous chef. They need Maryann from seasons 1-3 back.
Quiddity		#14	[-]
Posts: 6775 (12/06/09 08:27 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'd probably go 1 > 3 > 4 > 2 > 5 > 6 I still have yet to watch the finale for season 6. Although I've been lucky enough to keep myself unspoiled about it to this point. I'm gonna have to be really careful in this thread... No real complaint on season 5's placing. Surprised 6 is still in the running. :P I've prety much always watched the show more for the trainwreck factor than anything else, and while season 4 was probably mediocre overall talent-wise in compared to other seasons (Christina <333333, was rooting for her all season long, but she wasn't on the level of the first 3 winners), it did have Matt, Jen and other trainwrecks. Heather's probably the best person they've ever had on the show, but it was obvious she'd win since the first episode and overall season 2 just wasn't that exciting compared to some of the other early ones. Season 1 <3333333, particularly the final 3.
SurvivorGuy91		#15	[-]
Posts: 150 (12/07/09 11:48 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Next one.... 4. Hell's Kitchen 1 (couldn't find picture of season 1) Best Quote- "You're a plank."- Chef Ramsay Best Character- Dewberry Let me start off by saying this: like most first seasons, this was different. Ramsay pulled no punches and was way meaner this season, as evidenced by the quote. On the signature dish challenge, Chris presented his dish to chef, saying, "It's salmon cooked on a cedar plank," to which chef replied, "you're a plank." For no reason at all, Ramsay insulted the guy. It was so elementary and subtle it made me die laughing for about an hour. Anyhow, this season was way better watching when it originally aired, when you didn't know what would happen. Basically, I was really entertained by Ramsay's antics, but upon re-watch, it's no big deal. Basically, it's replay value is so-so. But it is still a great season. There were a good amount of people to root for. Elsie was a sweethart, Dewberry was lovable (yet incompetent,) and Ralph, Mike, Jessica, and Jimmy were all acceptable. Plus, there were train wrecks like Jeff, Chris, and Andrew. Chris was a pompous executive chef, who fell flat in his performance. Andrew was whiny and annoying. And Jeff had a kidney stone and complained a lot. There are two other knocks against it: Mike was the easy choice to win when he was outside "talking" to the billboard of Ramsay's face glaring upon the backyard, telling him he would win. It was obvious foreshadowing. Also, the camera angles and what not weren't that great and it was very grainy and it looked like it was shot with surveillance cameras. Still a good season, but not the best (sorry Quid.) Next: Spoiler [+] "I think you've got a hard on for..." Last Edited By: SurvivorGuy91 12/07/09 03:25 PM. Edited 1 times.
AidanAviola		#16	[-]
Posts: 2 (12/07/09 04:52 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Blueberry was the best thing to come out of HK. "I'm fixin to pass out. Don't let me."
SurvivorGuy91		#17	[-]
Posts: 152 (12/07/09 05:12 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I love Ramsay's first interaction with him " Chef: All right whose is this?" "Dewberry: Thatt's mine. I'm Dewberry." "Chef: Blueberry?" "Dewberry: Dewberry, chef."
kenc333		#18	[-]
Posts: 9910 (12/07/09 05:20 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	On a rewatch, season 1 isn't that spectacular, but it gets acknowledgement for being first and revolutionizing the job-search reality shows to become about 90% entertainment, 10% competition <333 But Elsie was great and her winning the leftover challenge is one of my favourite HK moments ever.. And the next one... Spoiler [+] Season 2 <3 When Keith addresses why he thinks Ramsay kept Virginia over him at that season being out.. it's probably my favourite
SurvivorGuy91	Feck it...	#19	[-]
Posts: 242 (12/31/09 09:03 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	So this ranking, I felt like not finishing, but it ended like this, 3. Season 2 2. Season 3 1. Season 6 But now I want to rank the Survivor theme music: So number 19, to be revealed a little later: Spoiler [+] Recent. Very recent.
CSCin3D		#20	[-]
Posts: 13684 (12/31/09 09:12 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The only real failure in life is the failure to try. Remove this ad Dewberry is a LEGEND. Oh and Bonniegoddess from S3 <3 Spoiler [+] Tocanshit?

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