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Why do people carpet their commodes?
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Why do people carpet their commodes? |
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Posts: 655 (12/10/09 10:26 AM) |
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Posts: 2010 (12/10/09 10:35 AM) Registered user |
So comfy though!
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blondemss |
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Posts: 2249 (12/10/09 10:37 AM) Guttersnipe, and a lazy slob |
the very idea of that makes my skin want to crawl off my body
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 5197 (12/10/09 10:39 AM) Registered User |
I bet it's a lot warmer on your butt in the early morning. Unless it's wet from you trying to pee with morning wood.
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Eagles Z Frodo Mt Doom |
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Posts: 658 (12/10/09 10:39 AM) |
wtf is a Potty Fisher?
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Posts: 9490 (12/10/09 10:40 AM) Registered User |
They're just so gosh darn comfy.
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blondemss |
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Posts: 2250 (12/10/09 10:41 AM) Guttersnipe, and a lazy slob |
um, you're all joking right?
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Onno |
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Posts: 5284 (12/10/09 10:41 AM) |
you should totes get this
Fat Before a Visit to the Loo, Skinny AfterYou know they say you're a few pounds lighter after a seated visit to the loo, it's true. Designer Haikun Deng designed a toilet seat with a built-in digital scale but her rationale behind its conception is a bit counter productive. It's designed for women who are constantly monitoring their weight. The need to feel skinny is satisfied every time they finish the "doo." Designer: Haikun Deng
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worstdog |
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Posts: 4618 (12/10/09 10:42 AM) Registered user |
In this day and age of germaphobia extreme...I doubt anyone has those covers anymore.
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Aunt Pappy |
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Posts: 21549 (12/10/09 10:42 AM) |
Padded seats are the way to go.
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Eagles Z Frodo Mt Doom |
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Posts: 659 (12/10/09 10:44 AM) |
worstdog wrote: I see them everywhere in suburba. |
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Posts: 4619 (12/10/09 10:46 AM) Registered user |
Eagles Z Frodo Mt Doom wrote: You go to disgusting places... |
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 5199 (12/10/09 10:53 AM) Registered User |
Aunt Pappy wrote: That's just a euphemism for a fat ass. 'Bart' wouldn't ever associate with suburbia. FAIL. |
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raa66 |
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Posts: 17817 (12/10/09 11:37 AM) Registered user |
Don't forget the crocheted toilet roll covering doll. I actually received one of these from my inlaws, went right in the trash. |
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Aunt Pappy |
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Posts: 21551 (12/10/09 11:40 AM) |
I thought those were banned in the 80s.
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Visa Declined |
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Posts: 6320 (12/10/09 11:42 AM) Registered User |
I wash my toilet cozy after every defecation.
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ginaf20697 |
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Posts: 39004 (12/10/09 11:42 AM) Registered user |
Yuck. Men have WAY too much backsplash to deal with carpeting in there.
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Eagles Z Frodo Mt Doom |
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Posts: 665 (12/10/09 11:45 AM) |
This has turned out to be one of those things I just do not know how I lived without. I first made this when I had cats and a toddler who thought that toliet paper on a roll was the greatest toy ever. Tp confetti parade daily. So, I put the tp in a bureau drawer I have across from the toliet, but then we would have guests stranded in the bathroom because they couldn't find the bog roll, and sometimes poor, poor great grandma, who knew where it was, but just did not have the strength and reach to open the drawer. This is the solution to cat/toddler tp destruction: the toliet paper cozy. It's been so popular around here, that several of our friends with felines have asked for one, and even great grandma enjoys her very own tp cozy.
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 12049 (12/10/09 11:46 AM) Registered User |
Clazzy!
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ginaf20697 |
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Posts: 39005 (12/10/09 11:47 AM) Registered user |
Colored toilet paper is SO white trash (not that we couldn't already tell that from the TP cozy)...
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Eagles Z Frodo Mt Doom |
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Posts: 666 (12/10/09 11:48 AM) |
ginaf20697 wrote: whut? TP MUST be light blue! |
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