| Started By | Comment | ||
|---|---|---|---|
 Sloansalad |
really boring dreams |
Lead | |
|
Posts: 5433 (12/15/09 04:51 AM) Demanding little fucker |
So I just woke up from a dream where I could not find my keys. I was walking through a large parking lot, looking for them. Then I found my keys.
What the fuck? Oh, and let's do a pre-emptive "my most boringist dream ever was that I read this thread...lol" |
||
|
Driv |
|||
|
Posts: 5262 (12/15/09 05:09 AM) Registered user |
i had a dream where i was in a library and i was looking for a book and i couldn't find the book and then i went home
|
||
|
Alexfangirl |
|||
|
Posts: 986 (12/15/09 05:12 AM) Registered user |
I once had dream that seemed to have lasted 8 hours of me riding on a bus. People world get on and off and have typical conversations and I'd just sit and
watch for 8 fucking hours going nowhere in particular.
I think it means my life is boring and pointless and I'm just sitting by and watching other people live their life while moving ever closer to death. Why can't I have teeth falling out of my mouth dreams like everyone else? |
||
|
ImCrushingYourHead |
|||
|
Posts: 5322 (12/15/09 05:13 AM) Registered user |
I give you credit, sloan, for knowing it's a boring dream. Dreams are only interesting to the dreamer & their shrink.
Having said that, the keys are obviously the keys to your automotive sexuality. |
||
|
pie123452001 |
|||
|
Posts: 36073 (12/15/09 07:41 AM) Lot Lizard |
That's a weird dream. Usually people can't find their cars in the parking lot, not their keys.
My dreams are never boring. I get awakened by them choking on :bonbons. |
||
 RoMa |
|||
|
Posts: 39267 (12/15/09 07:45 AM) Demanding BuMa |
I had a dream reading a thread just like this. Then I post something and woke up
|
||
|
Brian Williams NBC |
|||
|
Posts: 38 (12/15/09 07:49 AM) |
I had this awful dream where I was interviewing President Obama and both our teleprompters went blank, so we just sat there silent for the remainder of the
broadcast.
|
||
|
Charming Nemesis |
|||
|
Posts: 9674 (12/15/09 07:52 AM) |
I never have boring dreams either. Vivid Technicolor/CinemaScope adventures.
ETA: Scratch that. I did have a massively boring dream aboot an OT poster recently.
Last Edited By: Charming Nemesis
12/15/09 08:21 AM.
Edited 1 times.
|
||
|
Shagnanigans |
|||
|
Posts: 6506 (12/15/09 08:55 AM) I'm not drunk
|
Sloansalad wrote:I think the dream means you lost something important in a parking lot. Or that you should stay the fuck out of parking lots altogether, in the future. |
||
|
Sloansalad |
|||
|
Posts: 5434 (12/15/09 09:02 AM) Demanding little fucker |
before the kid, I'd have kickass ninja combat xman sex dreams
|
||
|
Shagnanigans |
|||
|
Posts: 6507 (12/15/09 09:11 AM) I'm not drunk
|
Weird, I think I have more sex dreams, post-baby. I thought mothers were supposed to become frigid, milk-bearing robots.
If you're going to be an X-Man who gets laid, you'd have to be Gambit. |
||
|
Buggles73 |
|||
|
Posts: 27764 (12/15/09 09:12 AM) Kid Hater |
I've been having dreams about having dinner with people I know or just driving somewhere. Nothing happens and no one turns into a monster or anything. The
wierd thing is, I wake up after these dreams. Like instead of waking up from a nightmare, i'm waking up cause my sleep is so boring.
|
||
|
zippityboomboom |
|||
|
Posts: 9541 (12/15/09 09:19 AM) Registered User |
I sometimes dream that I buy something that's on sale, like a pretty good sale. It's so realistic that I think it really happened.
|
||
|
Shagnanigans |
|||
|
Posts: 6509 (12/15/09 09:30 AM) I'm not drunk
|
I have a recurring dream where I'm looking for this amazing book in a store or library that I've been waiting for for ages, and I finally find it! And
I'm happy and then I wake up and I don't really have it, so I'm sad.
I had this dream before George RR Martin decided to obsess over football and pork products instead of writing. 
|
||
|
Pixelthetic |
|||
|
Posts: 714 (12/15/09 09:35 AM) |
Do you ever realize you're dreaming in the middle of a dream?
I never used to, but the past few years I've often had dreams about a certain family member who has passed away. Eventually I started realizing that whenever I'm talking to this person who's dead, hey, I must be dreaming! Duh. They say when you "know" you're dreaming you're supposed to try doing cool stuff like flying. But as soon as I realize it's a dream I wake up. I never get to go lucid. |
||
|
Penelope McBagpipe |
|||
|
Posts: 11873 (12/15/09 09:44 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire
|
I submit my frustrated folding of wrinkled towels dream ftw.
|
||
|
squashthebeef |
|||
|
Posts: 24250 (12/15/09 10:01 AM) Found a guy with |
The keys are a metaphor for schlong. You are searching for the right schlong to unlock your backdoor. Not so fucking boring anymore, is it fag?
|
||
|
Sloansalad |
|||
|
Posts: 5443 (12/15/09 10:14 AM) Demanding little fucker |
Do you have any brochures or pamplets on gayness I can take home so that I may learn more about your religion?
|
||
|
squashthebeef |
|||
|
Posts: 24251 (12/15/09 10:16 AM) Found a guy with |
Dammit! Had I known you were rubber I never would have become glue!
|
||
|
TobaccoRhoda |
|||
|
Posts: 28629 (12/15/09 10:17 AM) Registered user |
I have dreams where I'm doing something boring like running through a desert , but the dream lasts so long that I wake up exhausted.
|
||
|
youfist |
|||
|
Posts: 6690 (12/15/09 10:27 AM) Everyone's favorite bigot |
I dreamed that I punched star jumper so hard I literally caved his chest in. I awoke with a feeling of duty to country and accomplishment.
|
||
Message board courtesy of Survivor Sucks member support.
Benevolent dictatorship courtesy of Survivor Sucks Admin Idoits.
