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Posts: 2839 (12/16/09 02:19 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence. Remove this ad This shit was hanging in a bathroom I went in today: Seriously? Who uses paper towel to turn the faucet off? What if there are only hand dryers? Do you just leave the water running? DO YOU? But it was quite ironic because as I was reading it, a guy "washed" his hands by running the water for 3 seconds and not using soap. I made sure to wear my gloves as I opened the door behind him.
Bulletin Bored		#1	[-]
Posts: 21133 (12/16/09 02:20 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I hope you washed your gloves as soon as you got home.
Eagles Z Frodo Mt Doom		#2	[-]
Posts: 909 (12/16/09 02:20 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Uh doesnt everyone have fawcetts that turn off automatically?
Little Boy		#3	[-]
Posts: 361 (12/16/09 02:21 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I have an intense fear of public restrooms which is why I always make sure to evacuate my bowels and bladder before leaving the house.
Bulletin Bored		#4	[-]
Posts: 21134 (12/16/09 02:22 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I thought it took 3 years for Fawcett to turn off.
johnnymullet		#5	[-]
Posts: 3948 (12/16/09 02:34 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	7. Hold Paper towel and open door, then jam your foot in the door, throw paper towel back at garbage and run.
Fcuk You ywia		#6	[-]
Posts: 2841 (12/16/09 02:39 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	If everyone followed steps 1-5, shouldn't the faucets always be clean? Whither the "I use towels multiple times before I wash them" people?
Visa Declined		#7	[-]
Posts: 6386 (12/16/09 02:43 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Fcuk You ywia wrote: If everyone followed steps 1-5, shouldn't the faucets always be clean? No, you turn the faucets on with your feces covered hands and off with your clean hands. I am ok with this, but Ive seen an increase in the number of people using a paper towel to open the bathroom door. Thats crazy.
johnnymullet		#8	[-]
Posts: 3949 (12/16/09 02:43 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It is the pee on your hands before you get to the fawcet. If a bathroom is awful, I don't wash my hands because my wenis is cleaner. I will sometimes wait until someone else opens the door and slip out so I don't have to touch the gawd awful door.
Fcuk You ywia		#9	[-]
Posts: 2842 (12/16/09 02:44 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence. Remove this ad Feces covered hands? Sorry about your "problem."
Eagles Z Frodo Mt Doom		#10	[-]
Posts: 911 (12/16/09 02:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Fact; most bathroom doorknobs have more shit on them than gayknobs.
Visa Declined		#11	[-]
Posts: 6387 (12/16/09 02:45 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	why would the door be any dirtier than any other thing you might come in contact with? Dirtydoorphobia is just crazy.
Licorice		#12	[-]
Posts: 2833 (12/16/09 02:47 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Open the door with a part of the handle that nobody touches. Or, if you can, open the door by pulling on the door itself, like cats do.
sadllama		#13	[-]
Posts: 8490 (12/16/09 02:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I thought my workplace was the only place dumb enough to actually have instructions posted in the bathroom about the proper way to wash your hands.
SirPaulMuaddib		#14	[-]
Posts: 7133 (12/16/09 03:00 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	johnnymullet wrote: 7. Hold Paper towel and open door, then jam your foot in the door, throw paper towel back at garbage and run. The method I use.
jane1958		#15	[-]
Posts: 2328 (12/16/09 03:03 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I use the paper towel on the sink knobs and on the door and to dry my hands. The blowers are full of horrible germs
Visa Declined		#16	[-]
Posts: 6389 (12/16/09 03:03 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	do you hold your dates dick with paper towels whilst you suck them?
PassionatePiscesMan		#17	[-]
Posts: 8902 (12/16/09 04:07 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The only way to build up immunity is to expose yourself to lots of germs
Citizen Postal		#18	[-]
Posts: 1890 (12/16/09 04:13 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence. Remove this ad Germaphobes, chew on this........ You ever get one of those mints in the bowl at the front of a restaurant? Think of how many people use the public bathroom after a meal and shove their freshly soiled hands in that dish just seconds after coming out of the john on their way out the door. Yum!

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