-William Makar sure ain't no Kalan Porter
-Ryan Seacrest sure ain't no Dudley Do-Right
FOR THE LOVE OF AMERICA AND GOD (who favors, not favours, America) SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! No one gives a flying fuck about the Canadian singers and if they were better than the Americans who sang ONE similar song! Most of us don't even know what the fuck you're talking aboot you maple syrup swilling igloo dwelling lawn gnomes above the border!
Look, you dumbshits gave us Celine Dion, Avril Lavigne, and Bryan fucking Adams. Don't start to get pretentious with your music now. Truly an embarrassment to North America. Please get mauled by a kodiak bear or summat.

I rest my case.



