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I don't like Joanna. She's always yelling about Jesus, and how Jesus loves Jaburu. I didn't know that Jesus had a vested interest in Survivor. Cause, as far as I've seen every picture of Jesus, he's a guy. And I think that he would want the guys to win.

I ain't done playin just yet.

My grandmother's home right now watching Jerry Springer.

This vote isn't against you, its for you. I'm gonna burn them all, just let them open the door.

I'm a grown ass man.

You both have a leg up on me.

You QUESTION a woman's character... you QUESTION a woman's ability, she'll SNAP your NECK! You open your HEART, show a woman you're VULNERABLE, then they start THINKING with their heart.. That's when they OPEN up that back DOOR.

I am 150-200% happy with my wife.

I dunno.

Two Bs guys, two Bs.

I like the queer. He's fat, but good.

Don't be stupid, stupid.

I'm not a bad sportsmanship, man!

Here comes tonight's long distance dedication. It goes out to Rob from New York. He writes: 'Dear Casey, there's an old man in my life that's about to leave. Could you please play something appropriate for me?' Well Rob, here's your request: 'Na na na na. Na na na na. Hey hey hey. Good bye

Why does he need the machete so sharp? I think he's going to kill us!



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