"Day-um. Girl gots herself some big-ass titties."
"They're fuckin' HUGE. I'm so pissed off that I got cut so early. Not because of the million dollars; fuck the money. It's just I missed out on being next to those fuckin' huge melons."
"Nice. If that dumb skank Kim would quit hanging around me all the time, I might have a chance to play with those pups."
"Yeah, Ashlee and I have basically the same size breasts. BWHA-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!!!"
"If my tits were as big as hers, this dragonfly tattoo on my chest would look like a freaking B-52 bomber. Seriously."
"They're just so... wow... I mean... it's like... wow..."
"Look, I'm no slouch in the boob department, right? But Holy Mary, Mother of God..."
"A-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!! GIMME YO' TITTIES!!! A-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!!!"
"Like, even if I opened my mouth this wide? Like, it totally wouldn't be enough to, like, fit in one of her, like, booby-things."
"Oi vey. I give up."
"God, I wish you were Ashlee. I wish it so much."
"Ah'll be keepin' mah eye on them tew, yessiree Bob, just see if ah don't. Ah got me ears like A BAT!!!"
"Nope, still haven't grown any more."
"Ah swear, Jeff, ah swear by mah Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ that sum tames it takes all mah strength to stop from reachin' out and just grabbin' one of 'em beauties."
"I get the weirdest feeling that everybody is talking about me. Do you think I'm just being paranoid?"
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