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RetroFox wrote:

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"We HAVE to have the crown molding!"

"We HAVE to have the crown molding!"

"We HAVE to have the crown molding!"




STFU, bitch.

Actually, I think she said 'Jeff, we can NOT not have the crown molding'.

If you rewind it you can CLEARLY see that she was acting. And bad acting at that.

I understand, to some extent, where she's coming from. Crown molding finishes a room and its a pain in the ass to add later - can't spray it in a finished room (so has to be brushed). Just easier to do when the trim guys are there anyway. 4" crown in a 2,500 sf house may run $5K. Put it on a credit card or just go $3K more on the mortgage. Not like we are talking about a $150K house.

pjadedd wrote:

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Chris, you're the second member of your family to be on a Bravo reality show. You may be a bigger loser, and your sister is Angela from Project Runway. Self-respect left a long time ago.

Also, I would love to know what industry Chris came from before he started to work for Jeff. I do agree that some of Jeff's methods are asinine, but I'll hear from Chris is "I've been here for 3 months." I don't know of many industries where you're going to move up as much as he wants in three fucking months. That's just enough time in most jobs to get benefits. In my last job, I needed another three before I got vacation.

No shit. He's a 31 year old cryin' bitch.

And who knows what/how, but when he left, he pulled away in a new looking Volvo Wagon. Sure, they are ugly as fuck, but they run about $35-40K out the door, so not sure what his deal was. Most people like him who go from job to job making shit money would probably drive a '91 Corolla with dents and shit.

MrWhiteFolks wrote:

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Random Musings:

- Best episode yet! Comic gold. I think Jeff's quirks are more put on than anything else. He's got an amazing sense of sarcasm and comedic timing.

- Jenny still rockin' the Lacoste.

- Chris - Contractor Guy - Ashton Kutcher look a like. I love LA. Most contractors in my parts (Chicago) wear Slayer T Shirts or some Nascar bullshit. These LA contractor types are wearing $78 Ed Hardy graphic t's on the job site. Perhaps a struggling actor. Weren't some famous actors carpenters/contractors before their break - Harrison Ford I'm thinkin'

- Ryan's Daughter - I know the whole gay folk with kids thing is probably a taboo subject on this board, but I wonder what the deal is? Did him and a dude adopt a kid? He he get hammered one night on mojitos and bang a waitress in a fit of bad judgment? For some reason, the 'si' shit bothers me. Many kids struggle with language (especially that young) - let's try one language first and then worry about the second language in a couple of years. I just find it incredibly pretentious when parents do that 'my kid is going to learn French or Spanish or Piglatin' bullshit when they are 18 months old.

- Zoila - still rocks!

- Lorie - she was CLEARLY acting when they replayed 'But Jeff, there can NOT not be crown molding'. Actor. Staged.

- Keslar - what a bitch. Yeah the job sucks, but you keep telling us you're 31 - grow a set. As Brian Fontana from Ron Burgundy would say 'you sound like a schoolboy bitch'. Move up? You don't know dick about real estate. Why would you move up? Dude, you were there 3 months. 3 months aint shit. And you got to be on TV. Suck it up.

- Christiane - Ryan's assistant. Don't know why, but I want to punch her. In Europe.

- Paint Job - touch up. Most paint jobs look like ass until the very end - then they do touch up and it's great. That's why most contractors/subs hate it when people come in mid job.

- Jeff - guacamole - he looked like the flamingest bitch ever when he made that face, but it was comic gold!!

- Cars - now he add an ML500? Perhaps the Range Rover lease was up (but isnt it Silver Lake Auto Body?). Thinking maybe the ML is a loaner? Either way, he's got a shitload of expenses on those cars!

- Keslar - Hilary button and then drives away in a Volvo Station Wagon. I thought he was a 31 year old gay man living in LA, not a 44 year old soccer mom in Portland, Marin County or Madison.

- Next Week - apparently Joe Millionaire is gonna interview with Jeff.

Potential New Thread Titles:

'Cluster fugazi'
'Brown Chicken Brown Cow'
'4 Avocadoes'

victalac wrote:

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Used good cars are cheap on LA Craigslist.

Still though - what's a used Volvo Wagon (looked brand new)? Say its 3 years old. What's that car go for - $20K used? How does a guy making $12 an hour afford that.

I still say something stinks - and its not just the dog's swollen assgland!