Sean Cullen is by far the worst casting in the top 12. WTF were they smoking???
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Posts: 8787 (07/10/08 9:30 PM) Registered user |
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Posts: 418 (07/10/08 9:32 PM) |
Iliza was just a fuckin cunt bitch the entire episode X (she does not do the "talking head" parts very well. she seemed insulted when challenged, and is a lie-r, and mean spirited in her comments. yep, "fuckin cunt bitch" is a perfect description...) |
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Posts: 20 (07/10/08 11:54 PM) |
"W" RonG joke made me laugh. Didn't understand how God's Pottery was in the top 4 of your mama jokes and then top 2? Didn't laugh once.
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Posts: 651 (07/11/08 12:39 AM) |
God's Pottery is much better at improv than at stand-up. If they had stayed for a few more weeks, though, they would have started breaking character and telling everybody to fuck off. |
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pjadedd |
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Posts: 6927 (07/11/08 5:18 AM) Registered User |
God's Pottery just seem like they're characters on Mad TV or SNL. Good characters, but not for stand up.
I forgot to comment on this, but did you notice when Esther was chosen, Bill said she could choose any two people, not just those who voted for her? I like that so you can't hide behind voting for someone you think won't get chosen. |
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dolphinschick |
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Posts: 679 (07/11/08 6:57 AM) Registered user |
Agreed. That way if they try get rid of someone strong, like Louis for example, he can then pick two weaker comics to go against. I like it. I think the
small changes in format, and/or going back to things that worked in the past (the house) make this season great so far. It seems as if we are seeing complete
sets, especially in the previous round, versus only snippets as in past seasons. Much more enjoyable than in the past.
As for the top ten, were they selected by the lamest person alive? Reep, are you kidding me? Where was Gerry Dee's The Bear Licked the Honey joke. Now, that was funny. Did it bother anyone that most of the comics were telling "your" momma jokes instead of "yo" momma jokes? And which two were the plagiarizing comics? Lastly, I was thrilled to see Rich Eisen! Since, I live and breathe the NFL network between August and February, |
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Strawman10 |
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Posts: 451 (07/11/08 7:53 AM) Registered user |
Ron G comes off as a poser and I loved how he had no comeback for GP's yo mamma jokes. Iliza dogged Papa for apologizing after he voted for her but when
they showed her clip dogging Ku she looked at Ku and said it was just a joke. I guess apoligizing is only weak when others do it. Nice breasts are only going
to get her so far.
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PinotEnvy |
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Posts: 316 (07/11/08 8:22 AM) Registered user |
Bummed about God's Pottery. They should have done their virginity song or something other than the "I Love Jesus." They were enjoyable to
watch, especially to see if they would break character.
I don't have any problem with them making it to the final rounds of the "Yo Mamma" jokes. They were advanced because they were the most creative & unique by choosing to say good things instead of bad. Many of the others were way too obvious with their jokes. I was surprised how funny maestro was. Wasn't impressed with him during the auditions, but I like him on the show. Ilene or whatever the blonde chick's name is really disappointed me. What a total snag. Her reaction to Ku choosing her was mean-spirited. Why should she be surprised after stabbing Ku in the back and making that nasty comment in her confessional and claiming it was a "joke." Her routine was really unfunny. I hate that "inner voice" she uses. The table in the crotch joke was terrible. Her whole set was meh until the last joke about the cologne in the guy's crotch. The crude humor worked and I think that one joke is the only thing that saved her. I hope she's gone soon just because she's an insufferable bitch. WRonG is my least favorite with Sean Cullen running a close second. Can't stand those guys. WRonG has no business at all being on this show. Looking forward to the elimination of WRong, Cullen, Blond Bitch & the Elf. Ku was cute and was sorry to see her go so soon, too. Love the fact that the loser can pick ANYONE instead of only those that voted for them. Best improvement to the format ever. |
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Posts: 13228 (07/11/08 10:45 AM) Make it a funny one! |
A couple of strategical blunders to note: In voting, the prime objective is to avoid being put in the face off, where you have a 2/3 chance of going home. So
why does Iliza vote against the one person whom she made a pact with, setting herself up for a payback, and especially when Iliza knew that the vibe in the
house was that Ku would be on the block?
Ku's instincts on God's Pottery being too weird for the audience proved to be accurate. But she should have ignored the payback motivation and picked Papa CJ instead of Iliza. Papa has the same schtick as Ku (nothing but ethnic jokes) and he's kinda lame to begin with. And never underestimate a hot chick with a great rack, Iliza pulled out the stops and won the thing with her last joke where her central assumption was that she blows a guy at the end of a date. It was a sure fire audience pleaser and she knew it. |
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GlamsSlam |
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Posts: 2569 (07/11/08 11:39 AM) Registered User |
I am sorry but I loved the Jesus Twins.. because they were staying in character the entire time which was the best part to see if they would break.. shit that
ain't easy. The Korean girl annoying. Ron G boring.. and that other English guy not Frankenstein.. and of course the Canadian.. hating all things Canada he
can leave anytime... Of course the Dye man.. being from Seattle I would like a piece of that young buck.. and yes part of that would be him wearing the baby
costume.. oooh HOT...
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roflcoptor |
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Posts: 36 (07/11/08 12:39 PM) |
Sean Cullen needs to go.
But I am rooting for Louis. |
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tmtomhJanet |
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Posts: 157 (07/11/08 1:22 PM) Registered user |
Last night was the first time I watched all season and I only saw the second half. I'm so glad God's Pottery is gone. I just don't get how anyone thought they were funny. It was a toss up between the two girls for me but Eliza had a slight edge. She sure does seem to be a bitch though. |
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smokeitgood |
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Posts: 5495 (07/11/08 6:09 PM) Registered user |
And which two were the plagiarizing comics?Papa CJ's mother cow + sacred joke is definitely one of them. X on hating Ron G and Cullen the most. |
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louie77 |
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Posts: 15600 (07/11/08 11:39 PM) Registered user |
Has anyone read Paul Foot's bio on the NBC site? I laughed so many times, this guy needs to win.
What is your worst nightmare as a comic while performing on stage? Has it happened? My biggest fear is causing an audience member to die laughing. I once said silly things to a friend until she laughed so much that she stopped breathing for about thirty seconds. Luckily, she survived. If I were to make an audience member laugh his or herself to death, the ensuing legal action would ruin me. Who are your comic influences? What are your comedic influences? My biggest comic influence is my father. He was a very funny man. He is not dead, he's just not funny any more. The funniest thing he used to do was to make a pie and then drop it on the floor. "I've dropped the pie on the floor!" he would say. That's what he's like, because he doesn't wear oven gloves. He won't have them in the house. He is totally against oven gloves. At what age did you realize you were funny? Why? Tell us the story. I realized I was funny when, at age 16, I got up in front of the class during math lessons and said silly poems I had invented to make everyone laugh. Prior to the age of 16, I never said anything remotely amusing. What is the worst job you have ever had? Filling out this questionnaire. What are some of your favorite television shows? Movies? I never watch movies, or "films" as we call them in the United Kingdom of Queen Elizabeth, as I find it hard to follow the plots. All those different women and people, double crossing other people and men with hats. My favorite shows are home video shows, like "America's Funniest Home Videos," because I like seeing clumsy people fall over and people's weddings going wrong. What do you hope to gain by becoming the Last Comic Standing? Retribution. Most embarrassing moment? Have you recovered?
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Posts: 1271 (07/12/08 7:37 AM)
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PinotEnvy wrote:I am going to have to agree with this a 100%. Except I forwarded through her shitty set, I didn't even want to see her usual shitty set. This loser is the definition of mean spirited! Ku wasn't my favorite here, but it was only right that she did pick this stupid man-voiced cunt to go up against, I was cussing at the screen when Sucksinger was mocking Ku and being an absolute and hugeass hypocritical, delusional cuntface! This is one time where I am going to have to give some credit to the editing here, because they managed to show us every side of Sucksinger's bullshit, they managed to get in ever clip where she lied and acted like a stupidass idiot. Which rocked. what would have been better, was if she did lose to God's pottery, but it won't be long for her dumb ass, she has NOTHING to be that cocky about, her set is always the same and sucks ass, she is not cute enough or feminine enough to do most of the jokes she does anyway.. I hope to God's Pottery she won't even get to the f5. As for God's Pottery, I have to admit they were pretty good at improv and I was actually a lil impressed with how they stayed in charector.. when Jim Tavare made that comment "Bye God's Pottery" I was hella laughing, but I gotta admit I was actually a lil sad to lose them!.. Which I thought was not even possible! 
Louis or Adam FTW!!!!
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Posts: 142 (07/12/08 10:13 AM) |
"The 12 best comics from around the world"
Give me a fucking break. They're all goddamed AWFUL!!! Hate that cockroach looking Papa CJ-I hope a stampede of cows flatten his sorry ass. Couldn't stand that six full episodes were auditions-yuck. And a few who might have been okay never made it. What a bunch of losers. I hope a wildfire traps them all and they all burn in Hell-no such place of course but if there were God's Pottery would be the "entertianment". Unbearable. That's practically all I could think of while watching this crap since the beginning of the season. Un-fucking-bearable. 12 best comics in the world? I think Jerry Seinfeld, et al might have something to say about that. I hope a pack of wild dogs rip Peter Engel's face off. |
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Rodney32 |
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Posts: 143 (07/12/08 12:12 PM) |
Just finished watching this abomination of a shitfest. Hate, hate, hate God's Property and the asshole Jesus they claim to represent but won't go into
that here. Suffice it to say they represent a do nothing useless GHOST that doesn't exist. Wish I could smack them in the cheeks-over and over and over as
long as they keep turning them the other way. Schlesinger is the only one who even did a set resembling anything like a real comedian. Also God's Poverty
acted very, very gay including their room choice. Room even had a doll and a crib. Oh, well, gone now. Thank (insert name of worthless deity here.)
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Rodney32 |
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Posts: 144 (07/12/08 12:19 PM) |
No, it was the Ricardo Montalban Theatre (can't believe there is actually a theater named for that Cuban jackass, but there is.) I think it's very
close to Hollywood and Vine.
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UkilledMyMaster |
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Posts: 24 (07/12/08 12:48 PM) Registered User |
For me, the funniest thing about God's Pottery is that some people still don't know they're a parody act. See poster above.
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PinotEnvy |
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Posts: 318 (07/12/08 1:44 PM) Registered user |
UkilledMyMaster wrote: X!! I know, right? And their "gay" behavior was one of the best things, since they are playing "devout Christians" trying to turn
people to join their team Jesus and all that Christians believe to be virtuous.
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