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Okay, so I think i would be going from bit last week (never sure, in Canada, we get it 1 day ahead). Lets see. This week Sheridan/Antonio and Luis/Beth's "double wedding" is getting underway . I really have to give it to the Passions people, they seem to be moving things quick. Basically, Sheridan once again put on her skank boots and decided she like Luis better again. She she went on over, hopped in the shower with him, then slept with him. Remarkably, Beth was standing outside Luis' house (in the middle of the window I might add) going crazy (as usual). Lets take a second to realize why she's going crazy. She spent her entire childhood being molested by her mom's tricks, pined the rest of her life away dreaming of a life with Luis, has to care for her bed wetting god freak mother, has been proposed to, engaged, and dumped for Sheridan (all in one Passions day) not once, but twice. Years ago, when Sheridan and Luis hated each other, I was totally all for them getting together, now I couldnt care if Beth took out either of them. Back to recapping. So Beth overhears them making plans to elope, making her constipated revenge face whilst groping a gun. So what does every mid20 year old woman do when faced with this circumstance? Drug Luis! (I would love to know where she's getting these drugs from...she seems to have a wide supply to suit any purpose). So Luis doesnt show up to elope in time, they just miss each other at the elevators blah blah blah. Still don't care about them.

Kay-Charity-Miguel and the rest of em. Charity asked Kay about how she got pregnant with Miguel, and Kay replied with a "it just happened and she never got the indication that he thought he was having sex with Charity"...boring depressed Charity. So Kay still "glows" with the fact that she's pregnant then overhears or sees a visual email Miguel sent Charity about how he loves her and all this crap. So she starts oohing and awwwing in love with him again, and Kay encounters her. Honestly, I know I never shut up about Kay, but this chick has really come into her roll. She starts telling Charity how RUDE and IMMORAL it is for her to still be in love with Miguel even though Kay is pregnant with her child. Charity asks how and Kay starts this huge guilt trip about how she's only thinking about herself, and not Kay's child, and how Charity grew up fatherless and regretted it. She called her a hypocrite for even trying to get back with him. Basically, in typical Passions manner, Meeeeguel came over to talk with Charity (during which conversation, instead of everyone leaving, they crowded around them to hear the entire thing). Of course Charity can't marry him now...its Passions. End it off with Miguel doing his "How do I count to 10?" face again to finish the scene.

Theresa/Ethan/Fox and that kid of hers - Hmm...lets see. Everyone is still rude to Fox, Theresa hired him on as her assistant, which in turn pissed off Ethan, which in turn pissed off Gwen. So, to sum it all up: Terrorsita is still plotting to get Ethan, everyone except Terrorsita hates Fox, Ethan is still in love with the wench, and Gwen is jealous. Sound familiar (aside from the Fox thing?)

Sam/David/Grace and whoever else was around. Grace blames Kay for everything that happened (the pregnancy and Charity and Miguel's wedding breaking up) and still continues to place NONE of the blame on Miguel. I guess when you are faced with your house being sucked into hell, you can pretty much blame everything on evil, but your own daughter? Admitably its true in every sense, its just should a mother really do that? "You're pregnant, but I blame that on you being the epitome of evil. Miguel has nothing to do with it. Oh, and Charity is my new god. Praise her hideous fashion sense." Anyway...David consoles Grace, Ivy consoles Sam, and Sam and Grace yell at each other for being hypocrites. Sam also kind of defends Kay...which is a first for this show.

The Russels/Chad: Liz is still threatening to destroy Eve (for all intensive purposes, why doenst she just tell everyone and just destroy her instead of making some elaborate plot to seduce Eve's husband and win the love of her children?) Once again, it is Passions. She joins TC in the shower later this week, so whatever. Uhh...Simone got Chad something nice for Christmas, some music or something, i couldn't care to pay attention. Chad and Whit are still keeping their relationship a secret...even though Chad broke up with Whitney for that about half a year ago. On a side note, he is still in good with Whitney and Simone's "moms and pops". He must have settled and gave up on his own search for HIS parents.

Blunder of the Week: This award goes to Gwen (as usual actually). I don't know what it is with this Gwen, but she always seems to inadvertantly point out a prop blunder every week. This week, as she was helping Sheridan prepare for her wedding with the powder, she holds up the open case (is that what you call them?) to reveal that she was powdering........ NOTHING on Sheridan's face. I still giggle about her driving while her car was clearly in park.

WTF Moment of the Week: Paloma and Noah calling home. If Theresa has sooo much money now, why doesnt she just fly her damn long lost sister home instead of singing into the friggin phone to her? And Noah had to skip out on his "yearly" camping trip with Sam?? He can't bother to come home and meet his two new brothers and father, but he'll call to say he's missing a camping trip that NEVER EXISTED at any time that this show has aired. Or even before that for that matter (I hope).

Anyway, if you got to the end of this, just realize I'm really bored at work, and its a weekly summary. Sooo...hopefully you enjoyed the read!
Laters,
ISmileICrazy

LiquidSunshine -> Soooo so true. James E. Reilly (the creator and head writer) apparently has a "Passions Bible" that has the storylines traced out for the next few years. My bet: A lot of acid in the 60's and 70's. A LOT.
But that kind of cheesyness is what makes me realize that even these actors realize that they HAVE to play their characters as over the top soap actors (see John on Days and his every few minutes arching eyebrow) in order to pull this off. This would by far be the best soap to work on. You're paid to overact!!