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 emoch |
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Posts: 6348 (01/08/03 4:48 PM) Registered User |
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drinkinghotchocolate |
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Posts: 30663 (01/08/03 5:39 PM) Registered User |
Quote: Anyone give an update of what happened? I'm a few shows behind |
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Liquidsunshine |
Antonio | ||
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Posts: 3739 (01/09/03 6:15 PM) Registered user |
<why the hell are the guests even attending this wedding when they ALL know they're sham marriages?!>
 I think they're all going along with it for the sake of Antonio, the one person on Earth who thinks the marriages are genuine. Well...actually, I'm getting an inkling that Antonio isn't as dense as I thought. Like today when he told Luis to kiss Sheridan, then when they were dancing he asked Pilar "how do they look together?" and she says, "they look perfect together", and THEN he asks Pilar if the two are enjoying their dance together! Maybe he realizes what's going on? hotchocolate--Luis and Sheridan made plans to elope and meet at the judge's office. Beth found out, and drugged Luis, so he was delayed and missed Sheridan by moments. He thought Sheridan didn't show, and Sheridan thought Luis didn't show, so they gave up on each other. Fast foward to the wedding. Just as Sheridan and Antonio are saying their vows, Mrs. Wallace jumps up and screams "NO!" and babbles, then falls unconscious to the floor. Eve takes her to the hospital and Beth reluctantly follows. (but not before begging everyone for the wedding to continue so she could marry Luis...didn't happen) At the hospital, Beth is whispering death threats to her mother while Antonio is outside, depressed. Ethan calls him on his cell and tells him Sheridan is stalling her wedding...come back to the church, there's still time to marry her! Luis ditches Beth, goes to the church, but Antonio and Sheridan are married. Hey, how do you guys use that quote function? I can't figure it out. |
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drinkinghotchocolate |
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Posts: 30663 (01/10/03 9:18 AM) Registered User |
thanks. I saw the whole judge debacle but I never saw anything after that
re: quotes you go [ quote ] "type your quote" [ /quote ] (except you don't put the spaces between the brackets and the word quote) so if I'm quoting someone, I normally copy their text and then paste it (obviously, but hey, doesn't hurt to state the obvious sometimes) |
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Vintage4Eva |
I dun get it | ||
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Posts: 1094 (01/11/03 11:43 AM) Registered user |
At the wedding reception there was a clapping sound but no ppl clapping??? haha!
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Liquidsunshine |
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Posts: 3739 (01/11/03 11:11 PM) Registered user |
And did you notice when Antonio collapsed at the reception you could see in the background the people kept dancing like nothing happened?
 : The directing of this show is almost as bad as the acting.
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 daguerreo |
What about Norma? | ||
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Posts: 882 (01/14/03 11:59 PM) Registered user |
Now that was funny.
Whatever happened to her? |
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ISmileICrazy |
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Posts: 1077 (01/15/03 9:44 PM) Registered user |
 I miss Norma soooo bad. Did anyone else catch when she first came on the show? The Psycho tribute? Hilarious. She carried her fathers head around everywhere, talking to it. BRING BACK NORMA!Next thing I have to add in...Theresa is SUCH a bitch now. I'm actually starting to like her character for the first time in 3 (4?) years. Kicking Ivy out in the storm, then when she refuses to leave, calls the cops on her. Too funny...just seeing those two bitch at each other almost redeems the four years i sat watching Theresa whimper into the camera. I can't wait to see her and Fox screwing things up now. Oh man....Kay. Kay Kay Kay  This chick pulls off the innocent victim soo well. She makes me hate Charity even more, I basically despise Grace, and still...Kay is the only guilty one. Weird how that works. I SHOULD hate her, but I think the thing that redeems her to a lot of people is that SHE'S NOT A COMPLETE MORON like every single other character on the show. Why...WHY doesnt Simone just actually encounter/freak out on Whitney and Chad instead of shooting her dirty looks and hanging off him? Really now...would that work for ANYONE? Or lets move to Liz. She could easily destroy Eve (as she keeps repeating) but just saying a good two sentences. But instead? Take the hard route and seduce her husband and steal her children. Ethan has become even stupider that ever (and that is honestly an astonishing achievement)!#@ Well...he did ditch Theresa, so he's redeemed a bit, but cmon! The guy's stupider than a brick wall. I can't even begin to spit out why he annoys the hell out of me...I would be annoyed to be written so stupid. But I digress...Drama king Antonio wrecks everything. Again.  Not like I actually really watch those scenes, but I mean cmon...he broke a Sheridan/Luis moment What the hell else is new?Finally...not sure if anyone else saw this yet, but Beth at the church chapel Too funny. Typical Passions cheese. Beth kneels down at the altar, prays for Sheridan's misery..starts to walk away and......THE MYSTERIOUS HOLY WIND blows, flickering the candles. So she starts cursing God Sooo funny. God this show is fucked. I think thats the best way to describe it...fucked.Fill in your Passions idiocy moments if you want. Theres more than enough. Fucked. |
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meatball77 |
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Posts: 13737 (01/15/03 10:21 PM) Registered user |
I hate the new Ethan! The old one was much hotter!
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judyputy |
The funniest thing.... | ||
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Posts: 348 (01/16/03 11:12 AM) Registered user |
I thought I would lose it when a few days ago at the end Sheridan and Antonio were getting ready at NIGHT to leave for the motel and her hair was LONG. The next show they show up at the motel later that NIGHT and her hair is all cut and SHORTER!!
DAMN! Can't they even keep that in order. Maybe have her wait to cut her hair?? What before they left for the motel she had to run out of a quick hair cut at 11:00 PM?? I'm like all of you. It's so stupid and I couldn't stop watching if I tried. OH...the 4th baby was black so it's definately Whitney who shows up PG. |
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Hotlantan |
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Posts: 3105 (01/16/03 12:33 PM) Registered user |
Quote:Not so fast! I think it will be LIZ turning up pregnant. How much do you want to bet that within the next week or two Liz will "sleepwalk" right onto T.C.'s dick? And (of course) he can't wake up or disturb the actions of a "sleepwalker" so T.C. will have no choice but to bust a nut when naked Liz climbs in bed on top of him.
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Adaptation Hours |
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Posts: 403 (01/16/03 1:49 PM) |
Psycho Norma is now acting in the Bonnie Hunt sitcom (she plays the nanny/housekeeper).
the HUNKY actor who plays HANK should have been picked to play ETHAN. |
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Posts: 3739 (01/16/03 5:51 PM) Registered user |
[ quote ] Fill in your Passions idiocy moments if you want [ /quote ]
I'd be here forever. I used to the think the Passions producers/writers/directors were idiots the way they make this show. Now, I think they're geniuses. This is the only show in history that has made me literally yell at the screen and shout obscenities. These people go out of their way to make the characters clueless and annoying, and it's a brilliant strategy.I wouldn't be one bit surprised if Liz turned up preggers by T.C. And of course, nobody will blame her, and nobody will question how it happened. T.C.--being the usual clueless Passions male--sure wouldn't. Eve will cry for months, and Liz will come out smelling like roses. This show is indeed fucked.
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Posts: 3739 (01/16/03 5:53 PM) Registered user |
Ooops...damn. Guess I didn't do the quote thing right.
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Posts: 1077 (01/16/03 7:56 PM) Registered user |
Quote: HAHAHAHAHA!!! I completely noticed that too! But its kind of consistent for this show. I can still recall the first time Sheridan had a magical haircut...she and Luis went to bed, the next morning, she lost 4" off her hair. These people are on crack.Quote: Even more hilarious...it looks like that will actually happen. He's called the hospital twice now, and the COMPLETELY talentless (I cannot begin to question the narcotics the casting director was on when he hired this woman) nurse explains the exact same dialogue about how he can't wake her up and to just let her "re-enact" her dream. Sooo goddam cheesy! Final note: I want Simone dead. She just annoys the hell out of me. Umm...thats it..i think... Oh yeah...Liquid, i have a button on the left side of the message box for quotes. Do you have that? |
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Liquidsunshine |
T.C., Liz | ||
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Posts: 3739 (01/17/03 1:05 AM) Registered user |
Quote: Yes, finally I have it! It wasn't there before but now it is. ? I hope it works now. Yes, Simone needs to die. She's not an interesting vixen, she's not evil enough to be entertaining, she's not nice, she's not anything. She's just there to scowl at Chad and Whitney. Kill her. One thing I forgot to add about T.C. How can the man NOT know what Liz's intentions are?? For god's sake, at the double wedding, as he was on the phone with Eve, she gave him this long, smoldering, seductive gaze, and he just stared back at her dumbly. If he had a handful of brain cells between his ears, he'd think to himself, "hmmmm, I think she has a crush on me". Nope, not him. Too stupid. |
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judyputy |
Another absurdity or two....Charity | ||
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Posts: 348 (01/17/03 10:39 AM) Registered user |
Okay, is Eve the ONLY doctor at this whole hospital? Funny how she's a doctor of Everything??!!! She can do pregnancy tests and be an OBGYN and in a second she transformes into a HEART TRANSPLANT doctor who saves Charity's life with just ONE nurse helping.
Second most absurd thing............ ANyone notice that Charity snuck out of the hospital while she was recopuerating from heart transplant surgery and showed up in a gown cut down to almost her navel with NO SCAR AT ALL??!!! Everytime they show her perfect chest I just fall off laughing. No scar at all. |
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emoch |
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Posts: 6348 (01/17/03 5:27 PM) Registered User |
Okay...
Liz is sleepwalking...so don't wake her up!!! ARE YOU SHITTING ME??? I mean, come on...let's try something not so absurd people... If I was the guy who played TC, I'd drop this shit, AND FAST...or demand a little intelligence in my character. Oh, and another thing...ARE EVE AND SAM THE ONLY PEOPLE IN HARMONY WHO ACTUALLY HAVE A JOB...and like GO TO IT? This show frustrates me so much... |
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daisy93 |
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Posts: 208 (01/20/03 1:07 PM) Registered user |
I love this thread!
 And this show! I stopped watching it for a while and started again because of this thread. Thanks for the laughs. Can someone please fill me in on Teresa, Julian, Ethan and Gwen? If Julian is the father of Teresa's baby, then why is the baby called Little Ethan? How/when did Ethan and Gwen get married? |
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Liquidsunshine |
Passions | ||
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Posts: 3739 (01/20/03 7:50 PM) Registered user |
Quote: I haven't watched in a few weeks, but knowing Passions, nothing's changed, so I think the following is still correct: Teresa is still plotting to get Ethan. Now, Fox is sniffing around her, and predictably, she's using it to make Ethan jealous. Julian is still his usual man-whore self. He impregnated Tabitha, so there's another Julian-spawn on the way. Ethan and Gwen got married the end of December. After dithering between Teresa and Gwen, he was leaning toward Teresa (even after all of her lies and manipulation) but then Gwen found out she was pregnant with Ethan's baby, so Ethan proposed to her instead. About Teresa's baby being named Ethan...I wasn't watching the show at the time; I'm sure the other posters know the answer. (Knowing her, my guess would be that she just wanted a link to Ethan and figured that naming the brat after him would somehow attract Ethan to her) |
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