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Liquidsunshine |
Antonio | ||
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Antonio lying in his hospital bed motionless and blinking...I have to say it's the best acting performance the guy's ever done.
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Adaptation Hours |
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Monday's episode is funny.
Canadians get 1 episode ahead of the Americans. |
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ISmileICrazy |
Re: Tabitha's New Partner | ||
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This show is getting too good now. Ivy goes to hell this week, and Kay and Tabitha have to try and bring her back (Theresa pushes her down the stairs). Eve fesses up to TC, and goes running to Julians arms.
Hahahahaha on the Theresa thing. That is the most common/annoying thing about this show. Every single day, they seem to have to remind the viewers who the people are on the show. Theresa: "Ivy is a BITCH Ethan! I'm sick of her racial remarks! And she's still trying to get back into Chief of Police Sam Bennet's pants!" Ethan: "Don't talk about my mother Ivy that way. Even though my father Sam Bennet didn't know that my mother Ivy Winthrop was preganant with me, and seems to be tearing apart his family and his wife Grace, her neice CHarity and all my half-sisters Kay and Jessica, it doesn't mean that she is trying to bring back their love affair from 20somewhat years ago!" Theresa: "Well if your ex-father and my now husband Julian Crane of the Crane empire didn't get me pregnant, we would be married now, not fighting about this stuff, and living a happy life like Eve and Coach TC Russel! I mean, even my best friend Whitney agrees with me, right Whit?" Whitney: "Theresa! Don't pull my family into this! I don't need to be reminded that for the past 3 years my boyfriend Chad and I have been keeping the secret of our love affair from my sister Simone. It could break her heart." Simone (lurking in the background): "Oooh! I still know it! I still know that Whitney and Chad are hiding their relationship from me! I have to call my best friend Kay, who is now living with her eccentric neighbour Tabitha because she moved out, and get some advice. Or maybe I should turn to the strange woman Liz Sanborne living in my house that has a magical door from her rooftop garage room into my house. She seems pent up with anger with her sister from the past." Gwen walks in: "Ethan! You still love Theresa, the woman who stole you away from me, don't you? My mother Rebecca does not agree with this at all! Theresa and her mother Pilar and her brothers Luis, Ethan, and Antonio should all crawl back in the ditch where they belong! I need to go call my best friend Sheridan, and remind her that I still find Beth's, Luis' jilted bride, acts the same way Theresa did when she originally broke us up!" Okay, okay, that never happened. Or did it? I still have Monday's episode on tape. I can't wait to watch it. The whole Kay and Tabitha pairing up thing has been my number one wish since Kay poured the fish guts all over Charity on the prom boat. Or was it when she noticed Charity passed out on the train tracks and tried to keep Miguel distracted as the train came barreling at her. Ahhh...memories...sigh. PS - Does anyone remember the cat fight between Tabitha and Faith? Probably the best cat fight ever put on television. Who would have ever imagined a 60 year old woman could put on a fight scene so well? |
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Liquidsunshine |
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ISmile, that was the funniest post I've ever read on these boards!
You should really send that in to S.O.D.! |
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ISmileICrazy |
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Okay, just watched Monday's episode, and that was friggin hilarious!
*** SPOILERS BELOW *** Ivy and Theresa encounter again, this time at the top of the Bennet stairway. Ivy eggs that bitch Theresa on, making her scream that basically she'll kill her, releases the latch to her wheelchair, and shoves HERSELF down the stairs, while boohoo Terrorsita looks on in shock. EAT IT BITCH! Hahahahaha! Soooo funny. Just to give everyone a look at whats to come: Ivy is pronounced dead by the paramedics, and takes a nice out of body experience down to the bowels of hell. That being said, Tabitha and Kay are then faced with the decision to actually bring her back. Sam starts questioning Terrorcita about the "attempted murder" of Ivy. I'm sure good ol intrepid Sam will get down to the bottom of it. Eve starts coming clean about her past to TC, and Julian tells Eve that he will stay by her side no matter what, which brings them to bond even closer. (I wouldn't mind seeing them together...could be interesting...) Liz is livid that Eve is fessing up, and encounters Julian, vowing to get revenge on him for some reason too. (Man, this woman has major issues...too bad she can't turn to good ol psychiatrist/gynacoligist/hypnotist/coronary specialist/unknown disease specialist/all around surgeon Eve for a little "help". I guess that rules out any form of medical help, seeing as she seems to be the only "true" doctor in town...) Sheridan goes to Beth's house, where of course that psycho decides to LETHALLY INJECT her. Of course, Mrs. Wallace tries to tell Sheridan the truth about Beth (I feel sorry for that actress. The only lines she gets is "I have to get there to tell them the truth!" How many times has Beth threatened/attempted to kill her already??! And I'm sure Antonio will lay motionless for another couple of months...or I pray for that every night. (Anything to do with him gets immediately fastforwarded on my tv. I used to like Sheridan and Luis, now I just couldn't give a damn.)That's about it that I could find for now. Glad to see this post is still going. I hated answering myself... Thanks for the compliment Liquid...kickass! |
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Liquidsunshine |
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Quote: Wow...are the soap gods that kind? Could they really have heard me screaming at my t.v. "Eve, just tell your damn husband everything and Liz won't have anything to use against you!!!" ? I also like the idea of Julian and Eve getting closer. That'll light a fire under clueless T.C. Julian is the cheesiest cad on earth and I love watching him! Liz is such a one-dimensional piece of shit character. She's a bitch, but she's a boring one. She doesn't rank anywhere near Terrorsita, Beth, or Kay on the evil scale. She doesn't give a crap about T.C., she only wants him because he's with her sister. She'd spread her legs for Saddam Hussein if he showed any interest in Eve! |
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FrekeChild |
Passions....gotta love it | ||
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So yesterday I decided to stay home from school, and usually this would entail watching Passions...However, I look at the clock during one point of the day and wow, Passions is only on for 10 more minutes...Did I go and watch??FUCK NO!!
I haven't actually seen an episode of Passions for quite some time now, and have only been reading up on it online. One gets so tired of the constant recapping, and the charaters explaining what has happened to everyone else... Example (an excellent one I might add) Theresa: "Ivy is a BITCH Ethan! I'm sick of her racial remarks! And she's still trying to get back into Chief of Police Sam Bennet's pants!" Ethan: "Don't talk about my mother Ivy that way. Even though my father Sam Bennet didn't know that my mother Ivy Winthrop was preganant with me, and seems to be tearing apart his family and his wife Grace, her neice CHarity and all my half-sisters Kay and Jessica, it doesn't mean that she is trying to bring back their love affair from 20 somewhat years ago!" Honestly---I've been watching the show since it began, and they've been doing this since like the second week into the show. The only thing I've felt like I missed was Kay and Tabby pairing up....I've been waiting for that for a long time too Sunshine... Another thing that i miss is Ethan's indecisiveness between Gwen and Theresa, he's been a wishy washy boob between the two of them for years--why stop now??I just don't get it.... And you're totally right about Liz, Liz is such a one-dimensional piece of shit character. She's a bitch, but she's a boring one. She doesn't rank anywhere near Terrorsita, Beth, or Kay on the evil scale. She doesn't give a crap about T.C., she only wants him because he's with her sister. She'd spread her legs for Saddam Hussein if he showed any interest in Eve! I'm willing to bet she'll be going after Julian soon, just to be able to tell Eve about what she's missing.Screw you Liz go back to your island---and who's watching the hotel anyway???? Sorry just had to rant a little.....
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ISmileICrazy |
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Quote: I was thinking it was a combined effort of basically ALL Passions viewers. But damn! Eve can be such a bitch...its too funny. Watching the other day...Ivy threatens her. She comes back with a smug laugh, then explains to her how Ivy's world is going to be coming tumbling down now. I want to see her holding a gun at Ivy's head again. I miss/love their complete hatred for each other. Quote:Hahahahahahahahaha...so true. She is such a one dimensional character...i couldn't agree more. They need to add some life into her...make her say something else. I mean, doesn't the other Harmony residents get annoyed with this all the time? Grace: Gee...it's a swell day today! I should make some tomato soup cake and forget about all my worries. Say Liz, since you're visiting my house because you forgot your purse the other night when you came over to see Ivy's lifeless body...and really, I have no idea who you are, would you like some cake and milk?" Liz: Milk and cake? I'm glad you asked! My sister is such a whore! I can't wait to get revenge on her lying, slutbag ways! She deserves to die for abandoning me! I MUST GET REVENGE!! Did you say you have milk too? Grace: Erm...okay then. Ummm...one slice or two? Now tell me...annoying or not? And what the hell was up with Liz skipping her merry little way over to Sam and Grace's house? Let's list the possibilities as to why she could have been there: 1. She's a good friend of Ivy's and wanted to be there for her? Nope...Ivy still didn't know who the hell she was until Eve revealed to her that it was her sister. 2. She went over to pay a friendly visit to her good pals the Bennetts? No again...as far as they know, Liz is the strange woman that appeared out of nowhere, moved into Eve and TC's house, following them around all the time ranting about her sister. 3. She wanted to make sure Eve's medical skills were up to par? Hmmm...very unlikely. She's psychotic. Why does she care? What I'm getting at here people...is there is no bloody reason she should have been anywhere near there, let alone wandering through that house!! Then again, Liz moved into the garage apartment, which is attached to Whitney's room by a wall, and still manages to walk through an imaginary upstairs door, and wander through their house in her nightgown...constantly. Now, enough with my ranting on that amateur psycho, when we have the wonders of Beth, Kay and Ivy. Anyone else notice how they've tamed down Mrs. Wallace's psychoticness, and pushed it down Beth's throat? Now all of the sudden, Beth has been crazy for life, knocking out all her competition (specifically the girl she threw down the stairs in Grade 5 for being a better runner than her). Before, they played it up that her mother drove her crazy all her life... now she's just plain nuts!! I loved the syringe fantasy, where she starts cackling, and Sheridan is just standing there wondering what the fuck is going on. I would run, at that point, rather than hear: Beth: I think I can help you get even further away from Luis... MUWHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA! So Sheridan replies with: What do you mean? Explain in detail! WTF is that? Sheridan is a pure idiot! All I have to say. She's almost replacing Ethan in the obliviously stupid category. Finally...Kay I've been waiting for this to happen since Kay first started killing Charity. And this chick pulls it off. Kay and Tabitha are pretty much the only interesting storyline left...interesting meaning, when is Charity finally going to be dead? Just kill her! Kill her! I so loved the cheesy...Ivy going to hell "technology". Theresa must have been sucked into a different portal when she tried to kill herself... Anyway, done ranting for now...will finish later! Quote: I couldnt agree more. Damn...that hotel was the ONLY thing supporting her before! Now she's become one of the exclusive "We just walk around and make money somehow" Harmony gang! |
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emoch |
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Smile...
I love your posts. They make my day. |
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ISmileICrazy |
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Thanks EMoch! You kickass!
Okay, watched the Passions for Tuesday. Blah of the day: Antonio woke up. Ugh. Do we really have to suffer this much? I mean, my finger hurts from fastforwarding over Pilars sobbing and rantings, now I have to deal with HIM again?! WTF of the day: Liz...Liz Liz Liz. Blame displacement. Ever hear of it? OBVIOUSLY. (In Passions Mode) So Liz was raped by her and her "secret" sister Eve's father, which she revealed at Chief Bennet and Grace's house (of course!). Anyway, so Liz wants to destroy her sister because...she never bothered to tell her about it. So what...Eve was supposed to read her friggin mind? This chick is soo screwed up. A little more than one dimensional now. She can start ranting about her slutty sister AND her rapist father to anyone that is in hearing distance now. If she invested a little into therapy she might be a little more sane (wasn't her best friend on that island a doctor? Doctors on Passions always seem to be fabulous "everything" doctors!). Where the hell are you? of the day: Miguel. Charity. But really, do we care? Wait, was he at the hospital? I was fastforwarding if he was. I think I saw a mopey Charity the other day. Needless to say, Where the hell are you? We don't care. Character Profile of the day: Beth History: Dear little Beth grew up with a slutty drunk of a mother, and psychotic tendancies (who could ask for anything more?). From the early age of Grade 6, sweet little Beth was knocking out competitors left and right (and down the stairs). Traumatized by her mothers slutty ways, Bethy turned to the only thing that a woman in need in Harmony turns to. A man. And she fell in love with one man in particular. Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald. I mean, cmon, the guy has two last name for gods sakes. Whats not to love? So as Bethy adorned her zeta crown as prom queen, with her king Luis, she dreamed of love and happiness. Then Luis' father and brother went missing...which Antonio never explained...but i digress...and Luis had to break off the relationship (for some reason...he COULD work and see her...anyway) and feed his poor whimpering family (why do they all whimper?). Bethy worked at the Book Cafe, trying to help out her own mother. Then came SHERIDAN. The wicked witch of Raven Hill. Slinking in, hating her man like she did. HOW DARE SHE? Then seducing him on top of that. So after Hank realized that Sheridan wasn't "Mah gurl" anymore, and Beth realized she lost Luis, she quietly continued work in the cafe. A year later, Sheridan is dead, Luis is mourning, and Bethy chopped off all her hair. So of course, Luis proposes to her instantly (it is Harmony). Oh, then Sheridan returns. So Luis breaks it off with Beth. Beth starts plotting to get them apart, her mother starts praying, and Bethy apparently dropped her sane meds down the toilet. So Luis and Sheridan decided to keep Beth in the background of their relationship, accepting that she is following them around everywhere, trying to tell Antonio about their relationship. Then Sheridan chooses Antonio. So, Luis tells Beth he wants to get married again. Bethy's eyes sparkle. She LOVES being second fiddle. Then Antonio goes into a coma (thank god). Sooo...Luis and Beth break it off again, and Luis and Sheridan continue on their merry way to rub it in her face. Luis "Hey Beth. OH SHERIDAN! I LOVE YOU! Can you move Beth? I'm trying to hug Sheridan." So Bethy goes crazy...and tries to kill her mother...a few times. Then she goes for Sheridan. Then Antonio wakes up, and the story continues. My Opinion on Beth: I like that she's crazy. Yes. Seriously though, if I was engaged and dumped twice by the same guy for the same woman, I would go a little nutso. Good for you Beth! Jab that needle! JAB JAB JAB! They throw it in her face so much, you can't blame her. Overall Character Rating: 7/10 She's the only interesting thing in this stupid Luis/Sheridan/Antionio/Pilar crying storyline. And I love her "I'm crazier than coconuts" face. Nuff ranting for now... |
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ISmileICrazy |
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FrekeChild |
Spoiler---how can they make it any crazier? | ||
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Has Passions gone too far? Are they trying to become a three ring circus?
Apparently James E Reilly has casted two oragutans to play "Precious". Precious will be Mrs. Wallace's nurse. >a major new character named Precious, a sassy nurse who is prone to romantic >fantasies > Precious will join the show March 14 as caretaker for Mrs. Wallace For more---check out Passions at www.nbc.com |
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sealove1066 |
In Sheridan's defense... | ||
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She does believe that she is responsible for the deaths of her mother, Martin Fitzgerald, her best friend Princess Diana (seriously), and now Brian/Antonio. She has also almost gotten herself and Luis killed on more than one occasion.
What happened to the Parisian drug dealers who were trying to hunt her down because of her ex-fiance (Jean-Luc?)? Alistair and Julian didn't want her to procreate because they wanted to leave the Crane fortune to the mail heir, who used to be Ethan until it tunred out Sam Bennett was his father. Maybe that is why they added Fox... By the way, is Ethan's "Aunt Sheridan" supposed to be about the same age he is? And isn't Ethan a lawyer? Tabitha vs. Faith was awesome. When Tabitha morphed into a German shepherd with those crazy bangles around its neck...that was priceless. More priceless was Father Lonigan finding her and Timmy in her dumpy car on their way to kill Faith, and sprinkling them with holy water. |
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emoch |
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The show just gets dumber and dumber...
But finally Simone has seen the fucking light about Chad (who mind you, looks 40) and Whitney...unless of course next week, Whitney convinces her that she and Chad were both sleepwalking or some dumbass bullshit like that... |
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Suzy75 |
Theresa and her "secret" | ||
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What do you think Tom Joyner's secret is about Theresa. Apparently it stuns Julian. I don't like that Theresa has so much power and I hope they get her poor and struggling to get Ethan again. And I don't see any chemistry between her and Fox.
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Liquidsunshine |
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Quote: I agree. Theresa strutting around the mansion like Miss Rich Bitch in her fancy pantsuits never made sense. In fact, it's stupid. If they're going to do a rags-to-riches storyline, do it the right way, and do it with someone whom people can root for. All Theresa did to become rich was spread her legs for an old rich man. And she's not a sympathetic character whom I'd want to cheer on. Why she's still living in that mansion, anyways? Julian doesn't give two shits about her. Aren't they divorced? Whatever her secret is, I hope it causes Julian to throw her ass out onto the street. |
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I haven't watched Passions in a while but wasn't it known that Ethan is really the father of "little Ethan" proving that she's a whore who really does care about the money more than her precious Ethan. I could be wrong and I dreamt this (it would be really sad.grim.pathetic. if I were dreaming about Passions LOL) but I swear I read somewhere that Ethan is the real father of her baby. I hope it's true and Julian kicks her stupid poor ass out on the street and Ethan tells her to f-off for good.
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Liquidsunshine |
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Quote: I've been confused about that, since I haven't watched the show from the beginning. ISmileICrazy...help! |
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emoch |
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Okay, I was reading TVGuide...it was an old issue...about two weeks old...
And it said that Passions is pushing the envelope again with a nurse named Precious who will be assisting Mrs. Wallace during her convalescence (is that the right word?) The character of Precious will be played by two orangutans... Yes, the newest members of the cast of Passions are primates... But wait...it gets even better... Precious falls in love with Luis...and the monkeys will be integral to the story line well into the summer... Just when you thought Passions couldn't get any dumber... |
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star jumper |
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I had to stop watching shortly after Timmy died because I got a new job. Well I finally got around to watching it again, and man...did they ever stretch the Whitney/Simone thing. She only just found out. Simone was a baby about it. I wanted Chad to hit her or something. Eh, I have other thoughts, but I forgot some names, and there are most likely new story lines I have to catch up on.
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