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PeggyinOhio	Re: ...	#41	[-]
Posts: 2284 (10/11/03 10:20 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I saw one just a bit ago that I REALLY despise: Lashes with a daring 30 degree curve!!! WHO GIVES A (insert your own expletive here)!!!! What kind of a bimbo is going to use a protractor to measure her lashes? A stupid one with a scratched cornea, likely! And those two idiots walking around a car shop blabbing about cheap auto insurance. Safe Auto? I HATE the way that woman talks. And there's a local one in our area with a guy who says MILLS ON WILLS. Support MILLS ON WILLS. So annoying. So stupid. But the worst one might be that Pet Drug Service. Oh, My, God. That poor woman has to take her stinkin' dog to the vet to pick up a perscription. And the online service is so FREAKIN' FAST that the friend orders and receives her pet's dope while the friend is STILL on the way to the vets!? Where in the heck is she GOING???? OK, I'm feeling better now.
Black Bridgid	Re: commericals that suck	#42	[-]
Posts: 26 (10/11/03 10:25 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I hate those Levitra penis enhancement commericals. Where the guy can't throw the football into the tire because he's not in the "zone" while some girl young enough to be his grandaughter looks on. Then he takes his little pill and hits the target everytime. Can the symbolism be any more cliche?
GagHalfrunt	re:	#43	[-]
Posts: 106 (10/11/03 11:04 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Honorable Mention: Any Subway - Jared and Clay Henry must be chopped up and served in a 12" BMT That Tasters Choice couple - I was hoping they'd kill each other in a lovers quarrel Anything with Carrotop - 'Nuff said Old Navy - The most annoying jingles ever written And THE GRAND PRIZE WINNER IS..... Dr Scholls "Gellin" - Hell has added a 10th circle reserved solely for the employees of the ad agency that came up with that piece of tripe.
Raven n Taryn412	Re: re:	#44	[-]
Posts: 133 (10/11/03 11:24 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I loathe that Mitsubishi Eclipse commercial with the rave-dancing chick. ARGH. Can't stand it. It makes me cringe.
tinydyke	Re: re:	#45	[-]
Posts: 361 (10/12/03 12:42 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Levitra is like viagra? they never mention what the hell it does in the commercial, and i always see it when i'm watching football, so i figured it helped improve your throwing arm. i mean thats what the guy does, right? /sarcasm i really dislike that truck commercial where the passenger dude is choking on something, and so the driver speeds up and then slams on the brakes and the chunk-o-food gets upchucked onto the windshield. (it's only marginally tolerable when i see it on adult swim and it ends up being Meatwad on the window, but thats just because i <3 meatwad)
hadrons	Re: re:	#46	[-]
Posts: 1748 (10/12/03 2:49 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	its been a while, but any commerical with Sammy Sosa in it (why is the line "I yam Sammi So-sa" written in every one, the guy barely pronounces his own name correctly)
dire strategery	Re: ...	#47	[-]
Posts: 4387 (10/12/03 8:51 AM) I'm with STUPID! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	*Quote:* Oh and I HATE those commercials for the gum where they get people filthy like the old Timex commercials. I don't even know the brand of gum, so they aren't working. That would be, "NEW SUGAH-FREEEEE OAH-BIT GUM!!"(sugar free orbit gum)
Cydonia Leo	Re: re:	#48	[-]
Posts: 1054 (10/12/03 8:57 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	*Quote:* I loathe that Mitsubishi Eclipse commercial with the rave-dancing chick. ARGH. Can't stand it. It makes me cringe. Same here! I literally have to turn the channel. The song gets stuck in my head! Gawd!
mullet420	Re: re:	#49	[-]
Posts: 439 (10/12/03 12:36 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	the teddy grahams commercial where the kid threatens to drown the little teddy bear cookie in milk, then he pretends to save it but then drowns it in milk then bites it's head of anyway while mom laughs in the background. Yeah yuck it up mom your kid's probably the next Jeffrey Dahmer.
Keitspid	Re: re:	#50	[-]
Posts: 6010 (10/12/03 1:32 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	A commercial that I like is the one for TV Guide - actually, all of them. But I especially like the one with Kathy Griffin, where the girl is doing her makeup. She's talking about celebrity inside scoops and gossip and then she notices that the lady did a horrible job on her makeup. Then she throws the lady, who's actually a male TV Guide reporter, out of her trailer. I just like it because Kathy Griffin sounds like an enraged hippo when she screams.
MAppeal	Re: re:	#51	[-]
Posts: 3297 (10/12/03 2:23 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What about those two Hilton Sister doppelgangers with their helium voices singing about maintaining fake bleached blonde hair? I want to shoot the tv just like Elvis when that crap airs.
MsAgainSt8	Re: re:	#52	[-]
Posts: 447 (10/12/03 2:28 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I really hate all of the anti-dope smoking commercials. I am not a weed smoker (or so I tell you), and to be forced to sit there and watch the guys in the drive-thru lane hit the little girl on the bike is enough to make me put a hot poker to my eye. Or the commercial where the 40ish year old parents are in the bathroom and their 15 year old daughter's pregnancy test comes up positive. "They are about to become the youngest grandparents in the neighborhood". Right, girls all over America are getting pregnant and it sure as hell isn't from smoking weed.
hadrons	Re: re:	#53	[-]
Posts: 1748 (10/12/03 6:19 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	*Quote:* I really hate all of the anti-dope smoking commercials. althought I would love to see one by Rush Limbaugh saying how his addiction helps funds terrorists
agent0bristow	Re: re:	#54	[-]
Posts: 57 (10/12/03 6:29 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I hate all the subway commercials. especially the new ones with the tagline, "good, so you don't have to be" - showing a middle aged balding man dancing around his car in a cheerleading outfit. Disturbing to say the least. I do find the imodium commercials gross as well. the one where they are playing Twister, and the chick falls face first into this guys ass. their friends, watching on, ask the guy how his diarrhea is...to which, the girl responds with a nervous laugh. I find it funny and all, but it's kind of gross.
On Your Marque	Re: commercials that suck	#55	[-]
Posts: 1020 (10/12/03 7:10 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The Arby's "Oven Mitt" commercials.
dire strategery	Re: commercials that suck	#56	[-]
Posts: 4387 (10/12/03 7:25 PM) I'm with STUPID! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OYM, I'm guessing you watch GSN. Don't you hate those stupid Dulcolax commercials? They get a bit too graphic to say the least.
On Your Marque	Re: commercials that suck	#57	[-]
Posts: 1020 (10/12/03 7:43 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	actually, I don't get GSN, it's only on digital here, and I dont want to pay for digital. I hate any Laxitive or "feminine hygeine" commercial. I don't need to hear that shit when I'm about to eat dinner. pussyedited to fix spelling error
StepsOnToes	Re: commercials that suck	#58	[-]
Posts: 2341 (10/12/03 8:22 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	There's a Hood Milk in the "light block" bottle commercial that's been running lately that I can't stand! Mom and two little devil spawn daughters are in the kitchen. Out of breath Dad comes in drenched from the major storm or hurricane and triumphantly say's he got the milk. The precious snotty twits roll their eyes and whines that daddy got the wrong kind in the regular plastic bottle because it tastes funny, blah, blah, blah. Pussy whipped fucker then sighs and says he'll go back to get the right kind. The bitch wife smiles broadly, cocks her head, then throws in the kicker "don't forget the bread this time". Hey moron! I would have shouted a big o'l Fuck You! If you don't like it, tough. Not hauling my ass through bad weather again just so you can have the specific plastic bottle and be nice and dry at home. And guess what - the special Hood bottles STILL taste like plastic. Liars!!!
Chris78287	Re: commercials that suck	#59	[-]
Posts: 171 (10/12/03 8:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	*Quote:* A random thought I had about that Quizno's ad - the guy says "Are you still eating that crap?" I think this is the first commercial I've seen that uses the word "crap". I remember when it was one of the "words kids absolutely can't say", so is this a new thing? I was thinking the same thing, but then they changed it to "You're still eating that ordinary untoasted sub?" Maybe parents were concerned. Also, he doesn't suck the teat anymore, he just snuggles the wolves. I still think they show the old one after 8 or 9 PM though.
PeterTork	Re: commercials that suck	#60	[-]
Posts: 1313 (10/12/03 9:09 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	*Quote:* I am not a weed smoker (or so I tell you) like we care if you do or not...

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