Also, I hate that stupid commercial where some spoiler teenager is all bummed, then her friends call her up and tell her to come to a party. She puts on one of those zit pad things and washes her face and goes to the party to talk to some dweeb. God that commercial sucks ass.
Old Navy has the worst commercials on Earth. All the guys look like Queer Eye rejects.
Also, the commercial for Dentyne Ice where the guy and the girl make eye contact and she breathes on the window and writes her number with her finger, and the guy doesn't have a pen so the dude next to him writes it down and chuckles. Never show that again.
Also, any Pizza Pocket commercials where the ugly kid is telling his friends to move around the furniture and they can have some pizza. Tell that kid to get his lazy ass to move his own furniture.
And I hate those stupid Capri Sun commercials where the kids have 'such busy lives' so they're always on the go and need drinks in pouches. Fuck them.




