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kitty white	Re: commercials that suck	#81	[-]
Posts: 7292 (10/14/03 6:13 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	total fucking agreement with those frieda whores. mmmhmm. here i was thinking some diabolical scientist with a grudge to bear against everyone on Earth went and cloned the Hiltons, too. that song.... You know I think John Frieda is married to Lulu, isn't he? I used to like Lulu. Now I hope she's become infertile. Agreed also on the Mazda or whatever the hell car it is with the rave dancer. It only got worse when the song became popular by itself and started getting played on the radio. Though they don't air it as much, the one where the guy meets his girfriends mother and her ass is 15 feet wide was totally played out too. While Gap ads (along with their entire image) is pretty sorry lately, I'll give props to the days when they had the adverts with the Bill Withers soundtrack and the one with Fosse gogo dancers in khakis. One stupid commercial I get a total kick out of is the Volkswagen (?) ad where the guy on the car lot sees the salesman approach the car with a couple about to buy it and he licks the handle.
babycakes307	Re: commercials that suck	#82	[-]
Posts: 10648 (10/15/03 9:52 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I agree w/ some of you about those Sheer Blonde ads!Is that really THEM singing? For those who have been watching the baseball playoffs,theres this one commercial that theyve been playing a lot with various people saying "I break for____". All of a sudden there's this old man who says "I break for little old ladies". That creeps me out!
Unregistered(d)	Re: commercials that suck	#83	[-]
Posts: 0 (10/15/03 11:46 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	two words: John Stamos. Like he really needs this gig. He Married a Frigging Supermodel/Actress!!!!!!!!! those new 1800COLLECT commercials w/ALF and some Fugly Fat Man on a talk show set. I like ALF, but this is just stupid. That's why i only watch CNN, the Most Trusted Name In News.
star jumper	Re: commercials that suck	#84	[-]
Posts: 45715 (10/15/03 2:05 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The Bacardi and Cola guys are beginning to get on my nerves. They are up there with the Dell guy/interns, and the can you hear me now guy. The only commercial that has ever offended me though, and I swear, I will never buy their product now, is a commercial for Red Bull. This bird has to do his natual busniness, and this stupid jerk-off just happened to be underneath the bird, and it hits him in the face or whatever, Well the moron gets pissed off, and drinks Red Bull, he grows wings, and flies up above the bird, and unzipps his pants, and gets ready to aim. Holy shit!!! What were those bastards thinking??? You SUCK MONKEY DICK Red Bull.
Whistling Sissy	Re: commercials that suck	#85	[-]
Posts: 806 (10/15/03 3:27 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Suck: Pier One, Kirstie Alley's going to get her Emmy revoked one of these days...annoying twit. New Albertsons commercials, everyone hates Patricia Heaton (sp?). Pizza commercial: how much to add a meatlovers? 5 bucks, 5 bucks, not for a million bucks, 5 bucks. Bitch. Good: Those, you never know when your diarrhea's going to hit. The Snapple Lady friggin ruled. I tried to get Snapple to come to my hometown more than I've tried out for Survivor.
dire strategery	Re: commercials that suck	#86	[-]
Posts: 4387 (10/15/03 4:39 PM) I'm with STUPID! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	*Quote:* Any diaper commercial where the kids are in the diapers but they have props to pretend they are scientists, doctors, firemen, whatever... Hey, there just little shit-poppers. Like little Jimmy scientist here is going to find a cure for cancer wearing these diapers... fuck off, the only thing little Jimmy is going to discover is a big pile of poo in his pants. What would make it realistic is to have little Jimmy in front of an easel, making a painting with his own poo.
asspicker	Re: commercials that suck	#87	[-]
Posts: 307 (10/15/03 5:35 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	*Quote:* Pier One, Kirstie Alley's going to get her Emmy revoked one of these days...annoying twit. OMG I HATE THAT WOMAN p.s she got an emmy? pp.s i totaly agree on all that baby-diapers commercials, they just dont make sense
curve31	Re: commercials that suck	#88	[-]
Posts: 2080 (10/15/03 5:43 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	RetinAMicro. Learn how to say possible stupid girl.
she314	Re: commercials that suck	#89	[-]
Posts: 3654 (10/15/03 7:27 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I hate hate hate the new Mitsubishi Endeavor commercial. The music is going - it stops and it flashes to the kids in the truck watching TV. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea SpongeBob SquarePants! Stop it with the SpongeBob crap already This commercial is on 546 times a day. THUD
SweetSue	Re: commercials that suck	#90	[-]
Posts: 767 (10/15/03 8:11 PM) I need a life Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I must be the only one that hates this one...the MTV2 commercial with the babydoll with the voice of, I think, Danny DeVito. I hate that one with a white-hot passion. And, I, too, like the Quizno wolfteat one.
TonyVision	Re: commercials that suck	#91	[-]
Posts: 31 (10/16/03 5:57 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The one commercial I hate...GEICO Like the one where the manager takes the pitcher out of the ball game... MANAGER : Sanchez, I have some good news, I'm taking you out. SANCHEZ : How is that good news? MANAGER : I've just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico..now give me the ball. They have one with an attorney talking to his locked up client, a home improvement one and some rapper who can't rap. But all of these spots have that same STUPID tag about the good news being that they saved money on car insurance.
kitty white	Re: commercials that suck	#92	[-]
Posts: 7292 (10/16/03 9:25 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	New Albertsons commercials, everyone hates Patricia Heaton. UGH... someone revoke her emmy too!!!
babycakes307	Re: commercials that suck	#93	[-]
Posts: 10648 (10/16/03 11:08 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Those baby diaper commericials!!! What the point of that one when the baby ties the diaper to the leaking pipe???
Whistling Sissy	Re: commercials that suck	#94	[-]
Posts: 806 (10/16/03 12:24 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	asspicker: Kirstie Alley won the Emmy for Cheers, 1991. Unfortunately, she lost respect w/Veronica's Closet & Pier One. Other commercials I hate, one word: AFLAC The More You Know: Hate is a 4 letter word, so is Love. Which one will you teach your kids? Guess, asshole. Sizzler: I've only seen it a few times (which is a few too many). 3 people: 2 women (one a blonde w/glasses) and an obvious queen. "where do you want to go for lunch", "I don't have a lot of time", blonde w/glasses: "I don't want to spend a lot of money". So they go to the Sizzler all-you-can-stuff-in-your-pocket salad bar. While eating, they say "where do you want to eat tomorrow ", I think it's the queen who says "how about Paris", then the blonde says her famous line: "I don't want to spend a lot of money". Then they absolutely crack up. This commercial is why people kill other people and put their foot through their tv screen. Sorry to admit one I like: Jack in the Box Philly Steak commercial with the mullet-man "I soaked up Philly like a sponge"
babycakes307	Re: commercials that suck	#95	[-]
Posts: 10648 (10/16/03 12:42 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	About those anti drug ads, THE ENFORCER,anyone? When I say no weed,I mean no weed!
kutabeach	AFLAC	#96	[-]
Posts: 3048 (10/16/03 2:14 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I actually like those AFLAC commercials....that bird was the inspiration for me to, whenever I let out a loud fart, say "AFLAC!!!" It makes my wife chuckle....then leave the room.
kutabeach	Volkswagen Commercials	#97	[-]
Posts: 3048 (10/16/03 2:17 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	While I have to agree with kitty: *Quote:* One stupid commercial I get a total kick out of is the Volkswagen (?) ad where the guy on the car lot sees the salesman approach the car with a couple about to buy it and he licks the handle. Volkswagen does have some great music in their commercials. "Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space" is the perfect background song for the Beetle.
Whistling Sissy	Re: Volkswagen Commercials	#98	[-]
Posts: 806 (10/16/03 2:55 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I think someone mentioned the Depends commercials. Just a question about older people and bladder/bowel control issues. The slogan for Depends is "get back into life, with depends". Even a baby who nasties their pants still smells like shit. How do you get back into life if you smell like shit?
Cheri6578	Re: Volkswagen Commercials	#99	[-]
Posts: 731 (10/16/03 5:31 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The one with Derek Jeter getting in trouble for going out on dates and carousing with his friends. (Not to mention, the use of the word "carousing" makes me giggle. What a silly word.) This commercial is on a lot, and, eh. Ya know. Carousing. The stupid text-messaging commercial with Ryan Seacrest "from TV". Don't get me wrong, I like him at all, but he is just NOT straight. At all. You know it, I know it, the American people know it. Come on, you're not fooling anyone. Slim Jim. Someone shoot that screaming fucker right now. "EAT ME!" blech
realitywhorejoolz	Re: Volkswagen Commercials	#100	[-]
Posts: 551 (10/16/03 5:52 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Along with text messaging, i hate the nextel commercials with the Shakespeare play. And if I ever see that "zoom zoom zoom" kid in real life, he's getting a bitch slap. And so is his mother for letting him do that commercial.

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