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winterland121072	The Soup	Lead	[-]
Posts: 1063 (06/11/05 08:01 AM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Of all the things I've lost, I miss my ads the most. Right! Remove this ad
winterland121072	Re: The Soup	#1	[-]
Posts: 1063 (06/11/05 08:10 AM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Land of the Lost Remake "Will Ferrell is set to star in a big-screen remake of Saturday-morning TV cult hit Land of the Lost. No other casting has been announced, but we think David Guest would make a mighty fine Sleestack." Britney's Pregnancy Test "A pregnancy test allegedly used by Britney Spears was purchased by GoldenPalace.com, the same Internet company that bought the grilled cheese Virgin Mary. Even odder? 'Grilled Cheese Virgin Mary' was Britney's nickname in high school." Colin Farrell Sexploits "Dame Eileen Atkins, a 70-year-old actress revealed she was propositioned by movie star Colin Farrell but turned him down. Farrell was disappointed, so to make up for it, he nailed three 20-year-olds and put the other decade on a gift certificate." George Lopez Transplant Surgery "Comedian George Lopez underwent successful transplant surgery last week after receiving a kidney from his wife. Lopez's wife said that hopefully using her kidney will remind George to put the toilet seat down." Michael Jackson Trial Troubles "Michael Jackson has lost a member of his defense team, as Brian Oxman removed himself from the case last week. Oxman told reporters that he's eager to spend more time with his conscience." Anna Nicole Smith Exposed! "Anna Nicole Smith flashed her breasts and underpants at the Grand Ole Opry. The incident took place during the taping of Anna's new special, Howdy, Look at My Business." Star Wars TV Shows "George Lucas revealed that two TV series based on his Star Wars films are in the works. Well, that explains the line of nerds camped out in front of my television set." New Reality Show "TV producer Mark Burnett is developing a new reality show inspired by Touched by an Angel. It will be a quest to find the one reality-show contestant who doesn't deserve to go to hell."
erickman	Re: The Soup	#2	[-]
Posts: 24555 (06/11/05 08:24 AM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	yea that show is good i know some of there writers come here they took some of my jokes. that show is in best of clips now to bad theres some good summer shows to poop on.
Rosanjin Scholar	Re: The Soup	#3	[-]
Posts: 8530 (06/11/05 09:40 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I liked the Amazing Race/Charlie O'Connell game show. The Race to Kick Charlie O'Connell in the NADS. They certainly got a lot of mileage out of Buckethead, who rides the short CuckooCanookoo Bus.
louie77	Re: The Soup	#4	[-]
Posts: 19432 (06/11/05 09:43 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'v seen a few episodes of this. The one thing that stuck with me was early on in American Idol they were showing everybody and under Vonzell's name they had guaranteed to finish 4th. I was impressed that they would actually be knowledgeable enough on the topic to bring that up.
Rosanjin Scholar	Re: The Soup	#5	[-]
Posts: 8530 (06/11/05 09:44 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm with Erikman, they read these boards to get material.
MsJulieR	Re: The Soup	#6	[-]
Posts: 9640 (06/11/05 11:23 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	OMG, I love this show. Much better than Best Week Ever. Today was a recap of the year. He loves trashing the reality. He said at the end that he will be back to cover all the new reality. Some of our favs. He loved the dog one. any clip will do from the Britney Spears show.
erickman	Re: The Soup	#7	[-]
Posts: 24555 (06/11/05 11:53 AM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	next week will be all reality shows it should be good.
aanvari3	Re: The Soup	#8	[-]
Posts: 4669 (06/11/05 12:00 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	This has quickly become one of my favorite shows. It's far better than Best Week Ever. Joel rules!
Slacking	Re: The Soup	#9	[-]
Posts: 1087 (06/11/05 05:28 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Its a nice, fresh spin of the old Talk Soup, so I'm glad to see it back in some format. I have to agree, this quickly surpassed Best Week Ever in my opinion. And, the secret ingredient is?
Crepuscular	Re: The Soup	#10	[-]
Posts: 497 (06/11/05 05:36 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Of all the things I've lost, I miss my ads the most. Right! Remove this ad Joel is hilarious, but sadly, most of his material is not.
RobVanStratus	Re: The Soup	#11	[-]
Posts: 11077 (06/11/05 05:51 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I haven't watched this week's episode yet, I need to find a time to catch it. I missed the week before last and I cried. :( The first week I watched was when Uchenna/Joyce won TAR7, but I tuned in just as he was finishing the segment and I saw their pics on the big screen behind Joel. Its right up there with Best Week Ever for me. Two best recap shows EVAH.
MMMadcow	Re: The Soup	#12	[-]
Posts: 8424 (06/11/05 05:55 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Joel makes me tolerate Burger King commercials.
winterland121072	Re: The Soup	#13	[-]
Posts: 1063 (06/13/05 07:22 AM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Britney Spears' Pregnancy "During the beginning months of pregnancy, Britney can expect sudden cravings for fattening foods, rapid changes in breast size and throwing up in the morning. So, it should be business as usual in the Spears' house." Anna Nicole Smith Defends Seals "Anna Nicole Smith is urging fans to write angry letters to Canada's Prime Minister in a bid to stop the country's barbaric trend of seal clubbing. She added, 'It's terrible to force these seals to take party drugs and dance all night to disco hits of the '70s...no more seal clubbing!'" Mickey Rourke Disses Paris Hilton "Sin City star Mickey Rourke, was quoted last week as saying that Paris Hilton doesn't have the talent to be called an actress. Rourke then went down to the L.A. County courthouse and had his name legally changed to Captain Obvious." Cops Renewed for 18th Season "Fox has renewed Cops for an 18th season, making it one of the longest-running shows in television history. So far all you shirtless, doughy, ponytailed guys out there who haven't yet had your 15 minutes of fame, the window's still open, brothers--break on in." Michael Jackson Trial Troubles "The son of a former Neverland Ranch housekeeper testified on Monday that Michael Jackson touched him inappropriately three times back in the 1980s and '90s. The man claims that while they were watching cartoons, Jackson began tickling him, reached into his pants and touched his testicles. In Michael's defense, it's becoming harder and harder to finish the sentence, 'In Michael's defense.'" Sean Penn Retiring "Sean Penn's latest movie, All the King's Men, has left him with such severe exhaustion, he's retiring from the movie industry for several years to recover. The Oscar winner says he's looking forward to having more time to take himself too seriously." Desperate Housewives Scandal "In TV news, a lavish cover shoot for Vanity Fair featuring the cast of Desperate Housewives reportedly descended into chaos over who's the biggest star. A quick poll of tsunami victims says it's Eva Longoria, so you guys can stop fighting now." Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards "At the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards Saturday, Hilary Duff took home Favorite Movie Actress and Adam Sandler won Favorite Movie Actor. Proving once again, that kids under 14 have no idea what the word 'actor' means."
Hotlantan	Re: The Soup	#14	[-]
Posts: 3439 (06/13/05 08:05 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Why are you reposting "jokes" that were already lame when they first aired 3-4 months ago? The Soup needs a better street team.
winterland121072	Re: The Soup	#15	[-]
Posts: 1063 (06/13/05 09:51 AM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	why not. I thought some of the jokes were funny. Thought I'd share it with y'all.
MsJulieR	Re: The Soup	#16	[-]
Posts: 9640 (06/13/05 11:42 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I enjoyed them. Gave me a good laugh this morning. I can just hear Joel talking. :)
Mamunia	Re: The Soup	#17	[-]
Posts: 621 (06/14/05 04:54 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	This is a damn fine show. The only problem is it goes too fast, it should be an hour weekly at least. I very much enjoy making fun of that bitch with the man-neck, Spears. And also that eejit hubby of hers with one hand tatooed 'left' and one hand tatooed 'rite'. I like the Charlie O'Connell mocking (aye yi yi yi yi!) on the Cookacamonga bus or whatever looked fun to be on and the cigar smoking chimp brought tears to my eyes. sniff :)
winterland121072	Re: The Soup	#18	[-]
Posts: 1063 (06/20/05 10:40 AM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	American Idol Controversy "The contestants have figured out all they need is a little exposure and they can take their business elsewhere. Well, boo-hoo American Idol producers. You think you've got it rough? Try getting Ralphie May away from the catering table long enough to tell five friggin' jokes! Hey, at least your show is still on the air! You don't see Seacrest filling in for the Burger King guy on E! do you?" Martha Stewart Returns Home "As if home confinement wasn't bad enough, Martha Stewart says the electronic monitoring device she wears around her ankle is chafing her skin. All right, who put holy water on Martha's ankle monitor? Not funny, guys. Not funny." Demi Moore Pregnancy Rumors "London's News of the World claims Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are 'awaiting the pitter-patter of little feet.' You know, I'm tempted to believe this rag. They said the same thing about Michael Jackson." 50 Cent's Vitamins "Hip-hop star 50 Cent will promote healthy living by launching his own brand of vitamin pills. It will be the first smokeable vitamin to contain your recommended daily allowance of vitamin Bee-yotch." The O'Jays versus Justin Timberlake "The O'Jays have protested Justin Timberlake's involvement in their induction to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, saying that there are others who would be more knowledgeable about their history. Timberlake responded saying he knows a lot about the O'Jays' history, from their past in professional football right through their trial for allegedly killing their wife." Robert Blake Found Not Guilty "In legal news, actor Robert Blake was found not guilty of killing his wife, Bonnie Lee Bakley. Accordingly, we've raised The Soup Alert from Justice Is Blind to Justice Is Retarded." Britney Spears' Jackson Advice "In April's issue of Allure magazine, Britney Spears addresses Michael's image problems, saying someone needs to tell Michael, 'Let's rough you up...let's go to a bar...let's get drunk and be a man.' That's not a good idea. Next thing you know, he'd wake up married to Britney Spears."
MsJulieR	Re: The Soup	#19	[-]
Posts: 9640 (06/20/05 12:31 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	New season starts July 1,
erickman	Re: The Soup	#20	[-]
Posts: 24555 (06/29/05 08:19 AM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Of all the things I've lost, I miss my ads the most. Right! Remove this ad good he will have alot to poop on with that new hilton show an that shawn dude peeing all over his hut.

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