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Yeah, I agree he got a pity vote. Same as that family last week who turned off their heat to finance their invention.

I can't figure out why I've gotten so hooked on this show -- I didn't make it through a full ep last season.

Maybe it's the change in judges?

That geezer with the copper lining in his cap still has me cracking up.

So there was no finalist from NYC last night, correct?

Bumpage for the forthcoming luatics on parade.

Remember: no finalist in NYC yet. Will Gotham whiff, or do they keep the firefighter/teacher-class good ideas for very very last?

Back to Chicago.

John with the ear balloons. Sorry what’s the purpose? Silence? How is a bag of air going to stop sound?

Elaine, Miss Black beauty pageant queen. Heartwarming intro; barf.

Pitching undergarments to Sarah, the millionaire undergarment inventor! BOLD! Backless bra. Looks like Sarah likes it. The three guys ought to just defer. Whoa: Peter says it could sell millions. Sarah buys in. Elaine sweeps the board.

What, this bra has never been invented before?! Dayum. More heartwarming BS. Lotsa filler tonight, lotsa commercials. Wonder what’s going on?

I didn't. Ick.


David with another toilet invention. Toilet seat lid lifter.

“And closer.” George gives him a yes.

A rake? A writable clock? A snake flashlight – that already exists.

A guy who want to make women happy with a present. Anyone else immediately think “Dick in a box”?

It’s a wooden massager attached to a remote control. Even George says no.

Alvin with the leather hat gets an intro. A huge rollerskate training wheels contraption, a walker. Everyone else laughs at George for his yes, who laughs back at them – this is awesome panel of judges!

Yes, it's definitely better suited as a software program or something.

Still, the core concept's pretty sound, I think.

More PBP:

Back to NYC. Chopin funeral dirge playing as a string of whackos get tossed in short order.

David with a digital dating device. Not a bad idea – match.com with face-to-face introductions. Not a bad idea at all, but it’s just a device – on paper only. Welp, they let the firefighter through on less. This guy ought to just figure out a way to let this work off a cellphone. George yes. Sarah yes. Pat no, YAY!!! Aw fuck Peter put him through.

This schmuck’s put so much time and energy into making a poster display.

Trash can cleaner goes through? Same with vibrating baby seat cover, a baby cleaner invented by a kid goes through.

David and Greg, Harvard ML & MIT: “the Claw.” Not a bad idea, to hang bicycles. They do an infomercial. Peter has a 22-car garage, so doesn’t get the concept. Three yeses, so they’re through. Pat REALLY likes it.

Hell, I’d likely buy one, too.

NYC: the Claw vs the digital dating service vs. the speaker vest.

Gee, I wonder who’ll win, cough, cough.

Chicago: double paddleballs vs. the $300K toy drag racers vs. backless bra.

Yay Sarah points out the bra has competition.


WHOA! The Harvard/MIT boys win with the Claw. I guess the limited market for the vest did in the deaf woman.

Chicago: backless bra! If Sarah says it’ll sell, it WILL sell.

I wish they'd check in with $300K boy thought.

So for those reading along:

Christmas tree extinguisher vs. remote-controlled paper toys vs. The Claw vs. backless bra.


So far, I think I’d go with the paper toys.