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Carboys Desire		#2001	[-]
Posts: 6654 (06/14/09 12:42 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"According to expense reports, Sarah Palin charged the state of Alaska over $21,000 for her children to travel with her on official business. In fairness to Governor Palin, when she leaves them home alone, they get pregnant." --Seth Meyers See that? He said "THEY" as in they (the 14-year old included!) get pregnant!!! OH THE HORROR!!!!!! Seth Myers should be kept away from Willow Palin. For her own safety, please do not let Willow Palin anywhere near the SNL set and especially not the Weekend Update set, because that old sick pervert Seth Myers may decide to rape her right on top of the desk!!!
Charming Nemesis		#2002	[-]
Posts: 5919 (06/14/09 12:47 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If anyone watched SNL or thought it was an actual comedy show, they might have a point on that "joke".
Phuz1		#2003	[-]
Posts: 3940 (06/14/09 12:48 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Gov. Palin announced over the weekend that her 17-year-old unmarried daughter is five months pregnant. And you thought John Edwards was in trouble before! Now he has really done it. -- "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno," 9/2/08 Were there calls to fire Leno?
Carboys Desire		#2004	[-]
Posts: 6655 (06/14/09 12:49 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Better keep Willow away from Leno, too.
SurvivorArctic		#2005	[-]
Posts: 18002 (06/14/09 12:49 AM) Not a team player Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Charming Nemesis wrote: Because it's fun, and American liberals are a bit more hysterical and easier to rile than Canadian ones (SA and bluesboi excluded, of course). You don't rile me up. At all. I realize your bloated sense of self requires you to think otherwise, but you are more than adequately proving to a whole new audience that you are a blowhard douche with little sense or self awareness. I think it is pathetic that you are so invested in this that you would fall back on partisan name calling. Really fucking sad.
Carboys Desire		#2006	[-]
Posts: 6656 (06/14/09 12:52 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	And why wasn't Levi arrested for "raping" the 17-year old Bristol? Where was Sarah Palin's outrage over her daughter's "rape" by Levi? Does she keep Willow away from Levi?????? I hope she does. Cuz that man has a history of raping daughters of Alaskan governors.
Charming Nemesis		#2007	[-]
Posts: 5920 (06/14/09 12:53 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Lib hysterics are always funny.
buried out back		#2008	[-]
Posts: 9904 (06/14/09 1:02 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I know right? Unlike Conservatives who get riled up over some hack comedian making a joke about some kid they don't even know, or abortion issues or gun control. Or God forbid, individuals taking welfare handouts to better themselves when clearly, it's the Conservative, small business owners who should be taking the hand outs. Those damn Liberals get riled up over the silliest things.
SardonicallyIrrelevant		#2009	[-]
Posts: 20123 (06/14/09 1:17 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I AM SO OUTRAGED BY LENO AND SETH MEYERS!!!!1!! I DEMAND THEY BE FIRED AS SOON AS I FINISH MY PUBLICITY TOUR!!!1!!!
SurvivorArctic		#2010	[-]
Posts: 18004 (06/14/09 1:20 AM) Not a team player Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	THIS IS OUTRAGE! Top 10 Late-Night Jokes About Bristol Palin 1. "In an interview with Fox News, Gov. Sarah Palin's daughter, 18-year-old Bristol Palin -- remember Bristol Palin, who had the baby? Well, she talked in the interview. She said, 'A year ago, I never would have thought I would become a mom or that my mom was going to be chosen to be a vice presidential candidate.' Oddly enough, both things happened because some guy failed to take the proper precautions." --Jay Leno 2. "It's true, John McCain's running mate, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, has revealed that her 17-year-old daughter is pregnant. Palin said, 'We should never have introduced her to John Edwards.'" --Conan O'Brien 3. "Some sad news. Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin's daughter, has broken up with babydaddy Levi Johnston. I was stunned when I heard. I mean, really, if two kids without a decent education and no jobs and a baby can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?" --Jay Leno 4. "You know who is really, really happy that John McCain did not win last night? The boyfriend of Sarah Palin's daughter. He doesn't have to get married now. 'Whew, thank God!'" --Jay Leno 5. "Bristol Palin and Levi Johnson have broken up. That's right. That's right. And apparently it was not that big a surprise. Even the Russians saw it coming." -- David Letterman 6. "One awkward moment, though, during the game. Maybe you heard about it, maybe you saw it on one of the highlight reels, one awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game. During the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez." --David Letterman 7. "Experts say -- this is interesting -- that since Sarah Palin became the vice presidential nominee, there's been an actual spike in the sales of her style of eyeglasses. Gone way up. Yeah. Yeah, with Palin's glasses, you'll be able to see everything, except what the hell your teenage daughter's up to." --Conan O'Brien 8. "Did you see what Sarah Palin said yesterday? She made a speech in Alaska and she said that the money the federal government is sending to states to help bail out, well that's not good, because that's the federal government getting in there and trying to 'control people.' Yes that's right, Sarah, it's all about the Federal Reserve making your daughter use a condom." --Bill Maher 9. "Saturday night, Sarah Palin is going to drop the first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers' hockey game. Then Palin will spend the rest of the game trying to keep the hockey players out of her daughter's penalty box." --Conan O'Brien 10. "The Republican Convention is under way. The theme for tonight's Republican Convention is, 'Who is John McCain?' Tomorrow night's theme is, 'Who forgot to check if the Vice President's daughter is pregnant?'" --Conan O'Brien
Phuz1		#2011	[-]
Posts: 3941 (06/14/09 1:21 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Charming Nemesis wrote: Lib hysterics are always funny. And conservative hacks always attack liberals when they realize they're completely devoid of ideas. Usually it's with words, but lately it's been with guns, too.
SardonicallyIrrelevant		#2012	[-]
Posts: 20126 (06/14/09 1:23 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I DEMAND CONAN O'BRIEN BE FIRED TOO! BILL MAHER IS ALREADY GOING TO HELL, SO I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIM. I AM SO OUTRAGED!!!1!! I DEMAND ALL COMEDIANS BE KILLED TODAY!! ALL LATE NIGHT TALK SHOWS WILL BE TAKEN OVER BY FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTORS!!!!
GnarlsInCharge		#2013	[-]
Posts: 3671 (06/14/09 1:57 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SurvivorArctic wrote: THIS IS OUTRAGE! Top 10 Late-Night Jokes About Bristol Palin 1. "In an interview with Fox News, Gov. Sarah Palin's daughter, 18-year-old Bristol Palin -- remember Bristol Palin, who had the baby? Well, she talked in the interview. She said, 'A year ago, I never would have thought I would become a mom or that my mom was going to be chosen to be a vice presidential candidate.' Oddly enough, both things happened because some guy failed to take the proper precautions." --Jay Leno 2. "It's true, John McCain's running mate, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, has revealed that her 17-year-old daughter is pregnant. Palin said, 'We should never have introduced her to John Edwards.'" --Conan O'Brien 3. "Some sad news. Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin's daughter, has broken up with babydaddy Levi Johnston. I was stunned when I heard. I mean, really, if two kids without a decent education and no jobs and a baby can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?" --Jay Leno 4. "You know who is really, really happy that John McCain did not win last night? The boyfriend of Sarah Palin's daughter. He doesn't have to get married now. 'Whew, thank God!'" --Jay Leno 5. "Bristol Palin and Levi Johnson have broken up. That's right. That's right. And apparently it was not that big a surprise. Even the Russians saw it coming." -- David Letterman 6. "One awkward moment, though, during the game. Maybe you heard about it, maybe you saw it on one of the highlight reels, one awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game. During the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez." --David Letterman 7. "Experts say -- this is interesting -- that since Sarah Palin became the vice presidential nominee, there's been an actual spike in the sales of her style of eyeglasses. Gone way up. Yeah. Yeah, with Palin's glasses, you'll be able to see everything, except what the hell your teenage daughter's up to." --Conan O'Brien 8. "Did you see what Sarah Palin said yesterday? She made a speech in Alaska and she said that the money the federal government is sending to states to help bail out, well that's not good, because that's the federal government getting in there and trying to 'control people.' Yes that's right, Sarah, it's all about the Federal Reserve making your daughter use a condom." --Bill Maher 9. "Saturday night, Sarah Palin is going to drop the first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers' hockey game. Then Palin will spend the rest of the game trying to keep the hockey players out of her daughter's penalty box." --Conan O'Brien 10. "The Republican Convention is under way. The theme for tonight's Republican Convention is, 'Who is John McCain?' Tomorrow night's theme is, 'Who forgot to check if the Vice President's daughter is pregnant?'" --Conan O'Brien Only the Letterman one is really meansprited at the Palin kid with a snooty bourgeois slut implication . The other comments are tongue and cheek political jabs directed mainly at Sarah Palin,McCain,Edwards and even some lazy men are afraid of commitment type ones from Leno. I am sure some of the outrage is completely fake and for political reasons and Palin herself is probably milking this for airtime.Still though Letterman is lucky as hell he did not direct that towards the teenage daughter of any Democratic politician otherwise he absolutely would be railroaded off the air .
SardonicallyIrrelevant		#2014	[-]
Posts: 20130 (06/14/09 2:01 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I don't know. Comedians (and even politicians like John McCain) were very, very vicious about Chelsea Clinton and I don't recall anyone being taken off the air over her.
SurvivorArctic		#2015	[-]
Posts: 18008 (06/14/09 2:01 AM) Not a team player Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	sorry, don't buy that for a second.
Charming Nemesis		#2016	[-]
Posts: 5921 (06/14/09 2:06 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	^^^ that And those jokes were of their time. They were topical. Letterman took an opportunity of Palin and her 14 year old being at a charity event to take another kick at the carcass by out of nowhere calling her and her daughters sluts for no particular reason. It was vindictive and just plain cunty.
SardonicallyIrrelevant		#2017	[-]
Posts: 20131 (06/14/09 2:12 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So you are saying Palin is a has been? Thank Christ.
Charming Nemesis		#2018	[-]
Posts: 5923 (06/14/09 2:14 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	She's not running for anything at the moment and isn't running the Republican party. But the media wants to destroy her and keep her down before the next election because she's the only Republican that get people passionate on both sides. She's dangerous to their man and their beliefs.
SardonicallyIrrelevant		#2019	[-]
Posts: 20132 (06/14/09 2:35 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	She's not running for anything at the moment Her whirlwind publicity tour this past week would suggest otherwise. and isn't running the Republican party. I know she's not Rush Limbaugh, silly! she's the only Republican that get people passionate on both sides That's not entirely true. There's also that creepy little Indian guy who wrote the essay bragging that he assaulted his college girlfriend. Last Edited By: SardonicallyIrrelevant 06/14/09 2:45 AM. Edited 1 times.
sadllama		#2020	[-]
Posts: 6778 (06/14/09 7:09 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	GODDAMN YOU HYSTERICAL LIBS!!!!!!! goes back to crying over a joke on a late night show

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