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24 - Season 7
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Posts: 206 (03/17/09 12:31 PM) |
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bannedchef |
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Posts: 1948 (03/17/09 2:11 PM) Registered user |
The second that Senator 70's show called Jack "son" I started looking for the bullet with his name on it.
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 15705 (03/17/09 2:11 PM) Not a team player
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quasi spoiler answer
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unkle greggo |
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Posts: 3994 (03/17/09 5:06 PM) |
Piranhahaha wrote:Jack did fall asleep in prison one while holding some lady hostage. That season started at night so he had already been up all day. Late in the afternoon he dozed off. |
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 CoconutPhone |
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Posts: 16005 (03/17/09 5:19 PM) Registered user |
People have eaten and slept on this show, usually in the earlier seasons. I can clearly remember Terri & Kim getting food delivered while in a safe house.
Sherri was out for a few ours too resting and then showering and getting dressed for the day.
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BillNyeSurvivorGuy |
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Posts: 2120 (03/17/09 11:54 PM) Registered user |
Jacks fight with that assassin was actually really good IMO. So used to Jack owning fools with a gunshot that to actually get a guy to put up a fight and do
all that dirty fighting was awesome.
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TV MA LSV |
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Posts: 314 (03/18/09 12:12 AM) Registered user |
24 hours without sleep is no big deal. Where do you people work?
24 hours without food? Not so cool, but again infinitely doable. 24 hours without taking a crap or pissing? A hard task. But we don't see all of their activities. 24 hours without boning that hot FBI agent? Freckles or Lady Jack or Rack Jack or whatever you call her? Now that would be tough. |
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Piranhahaha |
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Posts: 12052 (03/18/09 12:43 AM)
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The only time Jack Bauer rests is when he is temporarily dead.
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Iku |
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Posts: 208 (03/18/09 9:37 AM) |
^ lol. Didn't there used to be a list of clever insights like that about Jack Bauer? Anyone care to repost?
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BobbyBrown06 |
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Posts: 11048 (03/18/09 10:13 AM) Registered user |
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 15743 (03/18/09 10:21 AM) Not a team player
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They say you can't go a day without water, Jack Bauer has gone five seasons.
My personal fave: If Jack Bauer were gay, he would be Chuck Norris |
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FranklinBluth |
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Posts: 4387 (03/18/09 1:28 PM) Registered user |
My top 3:
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives. On Jack Bauer's Tax Returns, he claims the entire world as his dependents. Alex Trebek once asked Jack Bauer what he thought the perfect game show would be. "I'm the contestant and I ask the questions around here," Jack responded. Jeopardy was born at that moment. |
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PAPAYOKE |
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Posts: 20825 (03/18/09 4:00 PM) Registered user |
 @ those.
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Piranhahaha |
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Posts: 12054 (03/18/09 5:14 PM)
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My top 3:
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up their location.
Jack Bauer once arm-wrestled Superman. The stipulation was that the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants
If you're holding a gun to Jack Bauer's head, don't count to three before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds longer. |
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Goosehead |
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Posts: 1487 (03/19/09 1:41 AM) Registered User |
edit: double post, see next one
Last Edited By: Goosehead
03/19/09 10:45 AM.
Edited 1 times.
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Goosehead |
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Posts: 1488 (03/19/09 1:47 AM) Registered User |
I always liked: Jack is in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Nina. He has a gun but only two bullets.
Q: Who does he shoot? A: Nina twice, just to make sure she's dead. |
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factoryhurl |
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Posts: 6708 (03/23/09 8:00 PM) Registered user |
jesus crust. that was a tense one.
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 15938 (03/23/09 8:05 PM) Not a team player
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No kidding. That did not feel like an hour.
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aanvari3 |
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Posts: 4285 (03/23/09 8:44 PM) Registered User |
Looks like we found our reason. Blood transfusion?
Man oh man Agent Walker is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. Breakout star of the season. |
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TV MA LSV |
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Posts: 319 (03/23/09 9:13 PM) Registered user |
I feel sorry for that poor biological bug that just infected Jack.
Poor little bug. He didn't know it was Jack he was infecting. |
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- Survivor Sucks
- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
- Survivor Spoilers
- MESS Hall Tribal Council
- MESS Hall Archive
- Survivor Speculation
- Survivor 20+
- The Amazing Race
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- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
