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Earl tells a joke
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 DogmaticAtheist |
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krispykremes |
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Posts: 481 (03/29/07 7:24 AM) Registered user |
 what is diffrence between blond mail and blond femail? blond femail have higher sperm count |
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Jet Jaga |
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Posts: 1450 (03/29/07 9:10 AM) Registered user |
 Why did the Hermetic mage cross the road? Because it was prescribed in Liber Labyrinthus. |
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Jet Jaga |
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Posts: 1450 (03/29/07 9:12 AM) Registered user |
 What's the only thing better than a dead Mexican? Two dead Mexicans. |
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Jet Jaga |
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Posts: 1450 (03/29/07 9:18 AM) Registered user |
 Not knowing how to make coffee!!! In my mind that's grounds to vote Dreamz out. |
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Sammy911 |
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Posts: 314 (03/29/07 9:20 AM) Registered User |
 "What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation? Can I help pack your shit? " |
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s0med00d |
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Posts: 1352 (03/29/07 9:45 AM) Registered User |
This thread makes my sides hurt. . .
Keep it up, people! |
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 Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 7040 (03/29/07 4:13 PM) Registered User |
 What do you call the useless piece of skin around a vagina? A woman. |
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rudyknowsbest |
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Posts: 6603 (03/29/07 4:18 PM) Registered user |
How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
 The hotdogs all taste like shit! |
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 7040 (03/29/07 4:20 PM) Registered User |
 "Veni, vidi, vici." = "I came, I saw, I conquered." {Julius Caesar} "Toodi, turdi, tishoo." = "I farted, I shat, I wiped." |
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FormerLongTimeLurker |
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Posts: 1718 (03/29/07 4:23 PM) Registered User |
Quote: Was the pun intentional? |
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peasprouts |
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Posts: 1448 (03/29/07 4:29 PM) Registered user |
Earl: "Hey hey, I got another one... A cowboy rides his horse to a saloon and kisses his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink.
The bartender serves him and asks him why he did that. "I have chapped lips." "Does manure help them heal?" "No, but it keeps me from licking them."  Michelle: *laughs* |
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s0med00d |
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Posts: 1352 (03/29/07 4:29 PM) Registered User |
Quote: Gonna say it probably wasnothing else funny in the post, really. |
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Maniacboy888 |
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Posts: 3199 (03/29/07 5:42 PM) Registered user |
 What do you call a dead puppy? |
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Maniacboy888 |
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Posts: 3199 (03/29/07 5:47 PM) Registered user |
 Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? Who cares? |
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Maniacboy888 |
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Posts: 3199 (03/29/07 5:49 PM) Registered user |
 Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? Somebody dropped a quarter. |
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Mateui |
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Posts: 2752 (03/29/07 8:21 PM) Registered user |
 I LOVE this thread! |
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Briget |
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Posts: 530 (03/29/07 9:00 PM) I need a life |
Lisi walks in to a bar with a chicken. Bartender says, "What are you doing in here with that pig?" Lisi says, "It's not a pig, I'ts a chicken." Bartender says, "I was talking to the chicken." |
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 21192 (03/29/07 9:12 PM) Registered user |
 What do you throw at a black guy who's drowning? His wife and kids. |
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Wild Animal Kingdom |
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Posts: 375 (03/29/07 9:19 PM) Registered user |
What is black, has 6 legs and says "Ho De Do, Ho De Do, Ho De Do"? 3 black guys running for the elevator yelling "Hold the door"! |
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