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 Wild Animal Kingdom |
Re: Clay from Thailand tells a joke | ||
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Posts: 375 (03/29/07 9:30 PM) Registered user |
 So I'm walking down an alley and stumble upon this guy shooting drugs in his aaammm. He looks up at me, hands me the needle and says "Bro . you want a hit" . .and I say "sure" . .then my Sissy friend Anthony says to me "Are you crazy sharing a needle? You can get A.I.D.s. And I said to that Wimp "Bro . that's not going to happen . .I"m wearing a condom! That Anthony has no social skills and is a nancyboy. |
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 Maniacboy888 |
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Posts: 3208 (03/30/07 6:55 AM) Registered user |
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Martrae |
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Posts: 2443 (03/30/07 7:03 AM) MESS member |
ROFL....love the last Rocky one. :)
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kaizersozelives |
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Posts: 840 (03/30/07 7:08 AM) Registered User |
 What do you call 1000 black people parachuting out of an airplane? Aflockalips Now |
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Knife2Sharp |
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Posts: 18 (03/30/07 8:30 AM) Registered user |
The very first thread would be better with Dreamz sitting at the table with a look on his face like, "I don't get it."
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Jet Jaga |
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Posts: 1451 (03/30/07 8:34 AM) Registered user |
Pun was intentional.
 Why did the Chinese knight fail in battle? He had a chink in his armour. You got one Robb?  Did you know the Leaning Tower of Pisa was created by an Asian? How else do you account for the slant. |
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glenalina |
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Posts: 35 (03/30/07 8:39 AM) Registered user |
That's a good one WAK! LOL!
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chuckersil |
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Posts: 1254 (03/30/07 10:06 AM) |
Great thread... do not read this while on a conference call!
Thank God for the mute button. |
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Muffdiver2 |
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Posts: 380 (03/30/07 10:37 AM) Registered User |
 What do you call a retarded chinese baby? "Sum Ting Wong" |
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Jet Jaga |
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Posts: 1451 (03/31/07 9:30 AM) Registered user |
You might be a redneck if...
 When asked what 1 + 1 is you reply 11.  To support the war on terror you boycott Halloween.  It takes you several dozen episodes to realize that Whose Line is it Anyway? has nothing to do with fishing.  You lose Survivor to a redneck. |
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Posts: 2195 (03/31/07 11:50 AM) Registered user |
What's more confusing than a Chinese fire drill? Father's day in Harlem.  How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her. |
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Maniacboy888 |
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Posts: 3208 (03/31/07 12:19 PM) Registered user |
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 21226 (03/31/07 12:42 PM) Registered user |
Quote: I love how we all use Clay to hide our own racism.
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Mateui |
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Posts: 2753 (03/31/07 6:54 PM) Registered user |
Why do black people have white palms? Because there's a little good in all of us. |
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Apollo Italiano |
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Posts: 304 (03/31/07 7:42 PM) Registered user |
 "What do you do after you beat up a deaf woman?" "Break off her fingers so she can't tell anyone." |
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Kurthi76 |
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Posts: 1577 (03/31/07 10:01 PM) Registered User |
 A cop sees my car weaving all over the road and pulls me over. He walks up to my car and sees my red eyes and smells alcohol on my breath. He says: 'I'm going to have to give you a breathalyzer test to determine that you're not under the influence of alcohol.' I blow into the breathalyzer and he walks back to the police car. After a couple of minutes cames back and say 'It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones!' I replied 'You mean it shows that, too?' |
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LuvTheOzman |
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Posts: 2195 (03/31/07 10:27 PM) Registered user |
 Edgardo: Hey Alex what's the definition of "a shame"? A bus full of lawyers going over a cliff... Stacy: Alex what's the definition of a "crying shame"? An empty seat on that bus. Alex: Hey Edgardo and Stacy, what do you get when you cross a Puerto Rican with an Asian? A thief who can't drive!!!! |
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karen1407 |
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Posts: 2080 (03/31/07 11:59 PM) Registered user |
^^^ Best one yet! Anything that makes fun of lawyers is alright with me.
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Gustave the killer croc |
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Posts: 46 (04/01/07 9:32 PM) Registered user |
 Why dont Jews eat pussy? Because its too close to the gas chamber. |
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Maniacboy888 |
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Posts: 3208 (04/01/07 9:37 PM) Registered user |
Hey Frank what did one gay guy ask another gay guy going on vacation?  What? Can I pack your shit? |
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