Yuku free message boards

So there's this Texan, a real hunting fanatic, gets a call from a cousin up in Arkansas who asks if he'd like to come and do some deer hunting 'Ozarks style'. Always ready to blast something into the great beyond he responds "hell yeah". So the Texan, he's got every possible piece of deer hunting equipment a feller' could ever want. And he loads it all up into his pride and joy, a spanking brand new Ford F-350. It's got every accessory he could put on it, roll bar, fog lights, running boards, brush guards, winch, c.b., just totally tricked out. Anyway he gets there and they're out in the woods their first day hunting when a black guy jumps out the brush and starts running as fast as he can, the cousin levels his rifle on him and just drops him like a stone. The Texan is stunned, can't believe this just happened. He stammers "what are you doing?" and his cousin replies "they're fair game around these here parts, probly up to no good no how". He does't really know how to respond to this information so they continue their hunt. A little
while later nearly the same thing happens again, black guy runs out, BAM!, the cousin shoots him and just says "that's just how we do it around here". Gets a little later and they decide to go back to the truck to have some lunch and drink a few beers. When they get to the truck there's Dreamz, he's already pulled out the stereo and the radio and is working on unbolting the fog lights. Well the Texan, he's just totally infuriated, can't believe his 'baby' is being violated like this. Without even thinking about what he's doing, he shoots Dreamz dead right then and there. The cousin turns to him and yells "just what the hell do you think you're doing?" The Texan, a bit shook up over what he's done manages a "well I thought it was all right after you shot those black guys out in the woods."
And the cousin responds " Yeah, well, but around here we don't consider it sportsmanlike to bait them."