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The most sickening thing about what Amy did was the fact that she did it just to kiss Bob's ass

That pretty much sums it up.

Amy was easily swayed... and yet she kept proclaiming that she made her decision last week because it was time to start thinking about herself. Extrapolating from that, I suppose her choice to vote out Coleen last night could be interpreted in her own mind as doing the right thing for herself as well: avoid future confrontation and keep her perceived "teammates" on her side, at least until the last two members of Black are gone.

But she wasn't thinking far enough ahead -- or in a clear state of mind.

I'm not sure if she actually SAW Vicky's sophomoric "Revenge" poster on the door, but she certainly heard Vicky call her a "backstabbing bitch." Vicky said as much -- and a mentality as dim as Vicky's would be certain to at least make snide, under-the-breath comments for Amy to hear.

Keeping a player that you KNOW is out to get you is simply ridiculous.

She essentially has three enemies and COULD have jumped ship to have three allies instead.

See, I think her brain is addled from lack of cupcakes. Cupcakes are absolutely essential for proper higher cerebral function.

Or maybe she's just a fucking retard.

Now I have to look at Vicky's CALF CELLULITE for another week... I'm fairly sure I saw cellulite on her tree-trunk sized calves. At the very least there were lumps of adipose. From a medical standpoint, it's fascinating. I have never seen lumpy calves before, but maybe this is because I subconsciously would look away from such horror.

Pretending that Vicky wasn't a cunt, just for a moment (humor me), let's say she gets to the end. She'll never be an impressive finale contestant strictly from a physical standpoint: she's far too hideous of a beast. What a disappointment for the American viewing public -- that cracked, hag-fish face and rolls of meat standing on a dais in front of a live audience. Not a good representative for the show, that's for sure. And, frankly, if you are hideously ugly as Vicky, why even bother to lose weight? It's just not going to matter. When your face looks like something a ten-year old boy carved into the bark of a tree... well, just give it up.

Interesting also to see Heba and Ed make a half-hearted attempt to distance themselves from Vicky. Too little too late, though.

While I still deplore Ed's weak-minded allegiance to evil women, I am starting to feel sorry for him -- to a small degree. Of everyone involved in making this season SUCK, I guess Ed is the least culpable. If only he'd divorce that bug-eyed cow he married and grow a set of nuts then maybe he could be a halfway decent dude. Still an idiot redneck, no doubt, but at the very least he should be floundering to try to save the last shred of his masculinity. It's probably too late for that, though.

(Personal aside to Ed: did you know that you can go see a dermatologist and he or she can remove all those skin tags in just one office visit? You have two choices: slice them off with scalpel or zap them away with an electric cauterization instrument. Local anesthetic, dude -- it won't hurt. BONUS: the combined weight of the skin tags could add to up to another pound. Well, think about it anyway.)

Ah, well... here's holding out against hope that Rene and Michelle go far. I wouldn't bet my Twinkies on it, though.

For the record, I decided on fried chicken. I figured that fried chicken was possibly the single most offensive and dangerously unhealthy item that I had on hand.

It was delicious.

Also, I scarfed down a JJ's Fruit Pie -- peach.