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KudrowFan |
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Annnnnnnnnd Jillian ownage continues!!! <3 <3 <3
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unduli clone |
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So how many have Jillian, Kim and Bob won now? And has Jillian EVER lost? |
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albertjoseph |
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so Ed would NOT have won the 100K - isn't that interesting - but would Heffer have won the $250K if she would have been voted top 3 with her weight loss percentage???? Thank you America! It fucking sucked that we had to endure both Heffa and her butt-plug as 50% of the final 4, but all things considered we minimized the winnings. Both Cunty and Brady did piss-poor at home. There's no question they'll be porked-out by the time the next season begins airing. Cunty almost looked out of it. I wonder if she dehydrated herself to fit into that already-too-snug dress. Heffa showed all the signs of really unhealthily dropping last-minute weight. Her face looked thin but her arms and legs looked like jello-filled balloons. And she was another one who could barely walk. I was hoping that Alison would asked Heffa and Ed (about the lop-sided final-3 vote) "do you think it's because America can't stand either of you?" Did anyone else catch that quick shot of Brittany (from last season) in the audience? Looks like she's still fat. The guy who was her partner still looked pretty fit, though. I think Michelle is the first winner in a few seasons who's looked genuinely healthy at the finale. She looked like she was at a weight that she'll be able to maintain. Good for her. So, for all the fucktardery that we got over the course of two-hours, for all the recaps of the whole 7-14 days that the first two teams spent on the campus, no Q & A with the contestants. They spend the whole season making Cunty's cuntery a main plot point, they focus intently on Heffa abusing Ed and Amy, and then all of that is ignored at the finale. But we did get a sneak-peak of the show coming on after TBL tonight. Great. |
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willsucks402 |
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YAY MICHELLE!!!
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TAR Addict |
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wait, i thought the topic title was a joke? |
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swim4life227 |
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So how many have Jillian, Kim and Bob won now? And has Jillian EVER lost? Well she trained all 5 winners so far (She wasn't on season 3) and 4/5 at home winners. Technically Bob trained Ali for a little bit, but only for like a week. In season 5, the trainers trained their teams for the first week, then the next week they trained everyone. If I remember correctly, Ali/Betty Sue spent most their time with Jillian. Jill held a few interventions and helped them reconnect. Then Bob trained pink when it was Yellow vs the rest, that's where she first got out. However, when Ali returned she trained with Jillian the remainder of the time. Also on the special edition, she trained 5/7 winning teams. On the Aussie version, she trained the at home winner as well as Adro, the first season winner. Although he switched trainers in the last few weeks because he didn't like taking orders from a woman. On season 3 of the Aussie show, her/bob co-trained a black team. It was kind of like season 4 where the people not picked, were shoved on a team. The team got wiped out before the finals but it had a considerable less amount of team members. I also don't think they ever trained them when they went back on the ranch. The outcast team came to America for a few weeks and then once they went back, Commando trained them. |
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Shelled97 |
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So Michelle (45.45%) won the 250K, but was actually 4th overall to Heba (46.94%), Amy P (45.85%) and Phillip (45.62%).
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unduli clone |
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swim4life227 wrote: Awesome recap. They just need to scrap Bob and let Jillian compete with Kim. |
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swim4life227 |
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Shelled97 wrote:They didn't beat her by anything significant enough for her to not be deserving IMO. Half the battle of this show is being able to do good enough to last to the end, not just do good at home. It's like on the Amazing Race, you have to make the end to win. You could win every leg and it wouldn't matter if you came in last once. |
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Majibb |
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I am SO glad Michelle won, although I do wish Phil won the at-home prize and made Heba, Vicky, Ed, and Brady's heads explode. Oh well.
JILLIANOWNAGE! |
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Carboys Desire |
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Way to go Michelle. I'm so glad that she won. When they said 84% of America voted for Ed my jaw just about hit the floor. HILARIOUS!!! That is so fucking funny. I was bummed when Heifer won the $100,000 but knowing now (thanks to you guys) that she would have won if she were in the finals makes up for it! Now it's even more funny! I'm thrilled with the results. YAY! |
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Redhead9015 |
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I was totally cracking up at the Ed over Heba landslide too.
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NeonTetra67 |
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LMAO best result show evah! Heba losing by a landslide on the votes only prove that at least 84% of people who watches this show hate this fat bitch. I bet she
will get her gunt back in a few weeks.
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kennethp21 |
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This totally heals my wounds over boring Nick/Starr and Bob winning!!!
Thank God the biggest loser finale is after amazing race and survivor |
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TisKathie |
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Phew! Why didn't they put a bra on Heba? Also that slippery floor and women in new shoes was a nightmare waiting to happen.
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NinaWeena |
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Did anybody see Holly and Bernie stuffed in the back of audience? Bernie still looks "slim", but Holly looks like she gained back a lot of weight.
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MargueritaBlendedNoSalt |
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This thread is so much more enjoyable to read the next day (knowing the cuntess did not win). Laughed my ass off when Vicki almost fell. Wouldn't be
suprised if someone threw some grease on it before her reveal. Her dress was way too tight. She could hardly walk it was so restrictive. Heba is in serious
need of a good push up bra. Agreeing she'll gain back the weight once she is pregnant. Amy P and C. - holy crap! Shellay and Colleen too! So glad
Michelle won. Any other ending would have ruined this show for me for good.
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pattic777 |
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There was a point where Vicki was talking about "doing everything" and she said "We were on a conference call and Philip said..." and gave
the tidbit that made her feel she was able to cope. Are these conference calls that they have with the contestants between the end of the ranch and the
finale? Was that referring to the Phil that she hated?
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Ramona Balboa |
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I agree that the shine on that floor was lethal -- but I think spike heels for women who were ready to faint from dehydration is a great plan too.
And as to Michelle was really 4th--well, there should be some points for achieving an ideal weight too--like a bonus percentage or pounds lost. She shouldn't lose more. Heba had a higher percentage available to her (and a few more to go). Maybe they should institute a "healthiest" criterion at the end and stop the diuretics nonsense. Have the doctor check them for blood pressure, cholesterol, and %body fat -- that way if they did it with fasting etc. it would show up vs. workouts and healthy eating. Aside from being unpleasant human beings, Heba and Vicky bugged me because they were in it for the money and not to change their lives--in spite of the newly minted "I did it for my kids" story. Yeah, so the producers think we don't remember that when the reward was contact with home, she wasn't interested in winning and hearing from the kids. The only way to keep weight off is to fundamentally change who you are. I have no sense that either couple has made that change. |
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drinkinghotchocolate |
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calledmoo wrote: I was convinced Heba was going to be a non-factor in the $100 K - I was sure Amy had it. |
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