Another great line from the Sally Kirkland episode-
Roseanne to David's mother "Its people like you who give white trash a bad name."
Roseanne to David's mother "Its people like you who give white trash a bad name."
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Roseanne--favorite episodes
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 mariahrulez |
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Trouser Arouser |
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Posts: 66 (03/05/03 2:42 PM) |
I love the one with Fabio in bed with Roseanne. He says something about washing his arm pits for her.
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outofafrica1 |
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Posts: 27 (03/05/03 2:53 PM) |
I really don't have any favourite esp they were all great, but a few stand out.
Finding the 20 year old pot and not realizing that it belonged to Roseanne and Dan and they blame David for it  Roseanne finding out the Leon is gay When the guys were playing poker and the talks they would have (no particular epi) they were always funny about their conservations When Jackie confessed that she slept with Arnie  Jackie finding out that she is pregnant and can't wait to tell her mom |
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Seawright |
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Posts: 169 (03/05/03 7:03 PM) |
Crystal's late husband buried in the concrete pillar under the highway.
Dan dealing with his mother's mental illness. Nancy's coming out episode. Darlene and David drawing cow outlines outside the diner. Roseanne going to a gay bar "Herb Sharon kissed you!!"" Dan having dreams about Marge Dolan!! Roseanne getting addicted to bingo. Becky and Mark having intimacy issues |
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fat walrus38 |
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Posts: 1259 (03/05/03 7:57 PM) Registered user |
I find this show funny, but I'm now inspired to watch it more so I can see the one about DJ masturbating.
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FuzzyElf69 |
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Posts: 349 (03/05/03 9:21 PM) Registered user |
This is so weird. Roseanne was on my mind all day today, and then i come home, and i find a thread about it on here! A few of my faves...
The ep where Becky stays with Jackie for a night after fighting with Roseanne. Her answering machine message: (in a sexy voice) "Hi, this is Jacqueline. I'm all torn up about missing your call. Ouch." The halloween episode where they turn the house into a haunted house. DJ answers the door: "Welcome... to the house of horror. Ha. Ha. Ha." The ep where they film a commercial for Rodbell's, and they only clip that makes it is Darlene, eating a french fry and looking so cheesy. |
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Miss Filangi |
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Posts: 759 (03/06/03 12:48 PM) Registered user |
Roseanne usually made pretty good use of their guest stars too.
I loved the one with Joan Collins as Ronnie. "Where'd you get that hoity-toity accent anyways? You're from ILLINOIS!" |
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SweetSue |
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Posts: 767 (03/06/03 1:26 PM) I need a life |
Oh, I loved the one where Roseanne was addicted to bingo!
Damn, I miss Roseanne. It doesn't come on at a time that accomodates my TV schedule. I saw Roseanne, herself, on Conan not too long ago. She was entertaining, as always. She said she was doing a reality cooking show. I would definitely watch just to see her. |
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Rosanjin Scholar |
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Posts: 8530 (03/06/03 1:32 PM) |
The one where they find the bag of weed from the 70's and Dan and Roseanne decide to smoke it in the bathroom and get paranoid.
 They get high, but I bet is was a bag of Haystacks Calhoun fart dust. |
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mybunnyisfunny1 |
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Posts: 512 (03/06/03 6:25 PM) |
My favourite episode was when DJ went to his first boy/girl party. He comes home and the conversation goes something like this:
Roseanne: How was the party? DJ: I touched a boob. Roseanne: What? DJ: I touched a boob. Roseanne: What do you mean? DJ: We played seven minutes in heaven, and I went in the closet with Jennifer. She's my girlfriend now. She's coming for dinner tomorrow night. She likes corn. I loved that exchange and how abrupt DJ delivered all of his lines...hilarious! |
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K80Paul |
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Posts: 843 (03/06/03 7:54 PM) |
Great series!
Love the fighting between Dan & Rosie. I always love the little gags at the end of an episode. Shelley Winters was Jackie & Roseanne's grandmother and at the end of one where she gets them all crappy cheap Xmas gifts, she falls asleep in the Luncheonette at a table and Rosie & Jackie decorate her like a christmas tree with lights and garland and such. Mom (Beverly) walks in and is like "GIRLS! What are you doing!?! You've got it all wrong! you have to do it this way!" Classic. Thanks for the thread. |
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Miss Filangi |
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Posts: 759 (03/07/03 8:02 AM) Registered user |
I was really impressed with DJ by the end of the series. In the beginning he was just a cute kid that didn't have a hell of a lot of talent, but by the end, he really grew into the part.
He had a lot of great reactions. Late in the series, DJ takes up the trombone because he gets to sit next to a hot girl in band. He does this little sliding gesture with the trombone and raises his eyebrows that just killed me. I'm such a loser. I tape episodes of Roseanne so I can watch when nothing else is on.  |
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Tucker Pierce |
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Posts: 2861 (03/07/03 12:30 PM) Registered User |
When Roseanne was on Conan she was kinda crazy. She ws talking about how she doesnt really leave herhouse and how she prank calls celebrities.
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Seawright |
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Posts: 169 (03/07/03 2:57 PM) |
the chicken and egg shirt that became an ongoing joke on the show. One episode in particular everyone in the cast wore the shirt for at least one scene.
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outofafrica1 |
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Posts: 27 (03/07/03 3:28 PM) |
When Becky and her friend Dana got drunk...at the end Dan puts a lock on the liquor cabinet and starts the drill and Becky is suffering with a hang over
When they are suppose to be going out for Dan's b-day and Roseanne gets PMS and then the white dress story she tells DJ |
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SweetSue |
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Posts: 767 (03/07/03 6:18 PM) I need a life |
Oh, Miss Filangi, taping her is a great idea! I'm a fellow loser. I don't know why I hadn't thought about that.
Another favorite episode...It was one of the Halloween one's, they were all good, but this one, I think, is my all-time favorite...Most, if not all, of the episode takes place in that bar(I can't remember the name right now)and Roseanne is dressed like an ugly little man and she's in the bar with Jackie and Crystal's there, too. There were several really funny things in this episode... Crystal gets hit on by some creep and Roseanne takes up for her and then tells her she deserves better treatment from men and Crystal doesn't realize it's Roseanne and for a moment she acts like she might be interested in the ugly little man...Roseanne goes into the mensroom and pretends to use the urinal...but my favorite was near the end she/he goes over to the pool table where a bunch of guys are playing pool and the creep that hit on Crystal is talking about this hot chick he was with the night before and how she whipped out a suitcase full of sextoys. A couple of guys ask something and then Roseanne says, "What I want to know is if she had a suitcase full of sextoys, then what was she doing with you?" That one was a really, really good one. |
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StarRyder |
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Posts: 1062 (03/07/03 7:50 PM) Registered user |
Quote: The Lobo I too enjoyed this show. However the re runs don't seem to hold up as well for me for some reason. I think this show had better lines within the show than the stories themselves. Darlene was by and far the funniest. |
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Liquidsunshine |
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Posts: 3744 (03/08/03 11:33 PM) Registered user |
Quote: She had the best lines and she pulled them off perfectly. She was my favorite Connor. |
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Posts: 1226 (03/10/03 10:58 AM) Registered user |
When Roseanne was frying up bacon:
Becky: I'm serious Mother, bacon is full of sodium, nitrates, and animal fats. Roseanne: Breakfast! |
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Miss Filangi |
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Posts: 759 (03/10/03 11:21 AM) Registered user |
I loved Darlene. She had the best chemistry with everyone. Roseanne, Becky, Dan, DJ even Jackie.
I still love her response when Roseanne asked her if she thought of her as old. I can't quote it, but she said she thought of Roseanne as a contemporary among other things. Another episode I loved is when Darlene and DJ joined forces to hide the fact he was skipping school and it was driving Roseanne crazy. |
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