Confessions of a Matchmaker ... New on A&E

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Fluffynurse	Confessions of a Matchmaker ... New on A&E	Lead	[-]
Posts: 17339 (06/17/07 1:04 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This show is wild! A matchmaker chick hooks up people who have a hard time dating but before she hooks them up she points out their flaws to get them to work on themselves before the date. One gal in the first 30 minute eppy had tanned so much & wore so much makeup she looked like she'd been rode hard. She couldn't figure out why all the men she dated were abusive jerks. Even after the matchmaker told her to soften her look she still kept the hard look & wound up with no one. Then she had a gorgeous 41 year old guy who was still a virgin. She set him up with a gal & she scared the bejezus out of him when she started talking about sex. The matchmaker finally asked the dude if he was gay. He wasn't sure. So she set him up with another guy & it went well. He's STILL balking about being gay though but admitted he enjoyed the guy. Now he's working on figuring out if he really IS gay after all. Very cute show. It's worth a looksee. Saturdays at 8 PM Central on A&E with a repeat at 1 AM.
NBAchick	Re: Confessions of a Matchmaker ... New on A&E	#1	[-]
Posts: 747 (06/17/07 8:01 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	*Quote:* tanned so much & wore so much makeup she looked like she'd been rode hard and the matchmaker said those words to her! i loved it. she gets to say the things outloud that the rest of us only get to THINK.
tarzan groupie	Re: Confessions of a Matchmaker ... New on A&E	#2	[-]
Posts: 9436 (06/17/07 8:41 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This show is AWESOME! I was posting about it in OT last night. The virgin guy was hysterical!
Nancois	Re: Confessions of a Matchmaker ... New on A&E	#3	[-]
Posts: 117 (06/19/07 7:19 PM) I don't get most of the jokes Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I liked the fat guy who was Mr. Nude Universe. His match, the professional clown was a cute lady. I hope they work out. The tanned "hag" does not get it. She probably never will. The gay virgin who acted like he didn't know he was gay! He was like a little boy. That lady who was his first match reminds me of one of my friends. Single mom. Always talking about how all she cares about is dick.
sofa king	Re: Confessions of a Matchmaker ... New on A&E	#4	[-]
Posts: 3168 (06/19/07 7:25 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	*Quote:* tanned so much & wore so much makeup she looked like she'd been rode hard when they stated her age i had to rewind the tivo to check it again. she looked heavily into her 30's and she was only 22. ugh but... then again, sofa has always appreciated a chick that will do like 10 shots on the first date. it gives sofa a chance. if it weren't for tipsy dates, sofa would be a forty year old virgin...
NiamheDog	Re: Confessions of a Matchmaker ... New on A&E	#5	[-]
Posts: 166 (06/19/07 7:25 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Funny show. Didn't the matchmaker tell someone to "shut the **** up"?
Fluffynurse	Re: Confessions of a Matchmaker ... New on A&E	#6	[-]
Posts: 17339 (06/19/07 8:30 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yeah, she's wild. Like the Gordon Ramsey of the lovelorn. These people need someone to get tough with them especially if they ever want to be taken seriously.
Fluffynurse	Re: Confessions of a Matchmaker ... New on A&E	#7	[-]
Posts: 17339 (06/23/07 4:20 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Bump for tonight's 2 new eppies. One is a woman who keeps a list of attributes she demands in a man. (Can't wait to see how this lady gets torn to shreds.) Another is some wierd poet dude.
hoss07	Re: Confessions of a Matchmaker ... New on A&E	#8	[-]
Posts: 91 (06/23/07 4:57 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Thanks for the reminder, Fluffy! I love this show so far. Creepy asexual ( I won't diss my gay brethren by saying he's on your team) virgin was such a social outcast. Sheesh, many 13 year olds have more "game" than he does. Fat former Mr. Nude reminded me of Lenny Clarke a bit, but jeez louise, I loathe the stereotypical fat guy/slob eater thing. Good show, I'm overdosing on house flipping shows...
Maplestik	Re: Confessions of a Matchmaker ... New on A&E	#9	[-]
Posts: 124 (06/23/07 9:47 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm all caught up on this show. Okay, I really can't tell if the guy is gay or not. Nowdays he could just have been home schooled. LOL Makeup girl who thinks she's Carmen Electra type. Maybe if Carmen Electra was UGLY! I can't wait until she hits 40. She's gonna be a leather bag when she gets older. I liked big fat guy who eats with his mouth open. Okay that part was gross but he seemed that if he learned a few manners, he'd be big huggable teddy bear. What I've really learned about Buffalo is, they have some unattractive people living there.
Fluffynurse	Re: Confessions of a Matchmaker ... New on A&E	#10	[-]
Posts: 17339 (06/23/07 10:09 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Tonight's shows had me floored. The worst one had to be that fugly, bulldog looking chick with the list. Damn! She needed more than a haircut. And even after the haircut she styled it in the same 80's way. But her list! OMFG! She wanted to be sole beneficiary of his life insurance policy & he has to have a huge pension (& penis)? I think she spends too much time at the bars & has swiss cheese for brains. Loved the look of horror her date had when she told him about the "boner" test. I hope this Patti person eventually recaps these people after they have either found someone or committed suicide.
bullwinkle428	Re: Confessions of a Matchmaker ... New on A&E	#11	[-]
Posts: 649 (06/23/07 10:37 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	On the aetv.com discussion board, John (the 41-year-old virgin) joined in and discusses his experience on the show - I just started to look at that thread myself so I'm not sure what he posted, but just wanted to let other fans of the show in on this.
sofa king	Re: Confessions of a Matchmaker ... New on A&E	#12	[-]
Posts: 3168 (06/23/07 10:50 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	*Quote:* The worst one had to be that fugly, bulldog looking chick with the list. there's that "bulldog" word again. that you will never explain to me. huh. anyway, the thing with an older women is that y'all do have "lists". every one of y'all. and mens have to pay for every indiscretion ever brought upon y'all. y'all may be hot, y'all may be average, y'all may be ugly, but y'all make us pay too much for your past... never a bright new beginning. just a "i'm never going to do that again". whatever... ummm... i guess i should have posted this in the "age of love" thread...
Fluffynurse	Re: Confessions of a Matchmaker ... New on A&E	#13	[-]
Posts: 17339 (06/23/07 11:41 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	*Quote:* there's that "bulldog" word again. that you will never explain to me. sofa, did you see this woman? She had bags under eyes & saggy cheeks like a bulldog. As for the other "bulldog" comment I made (I think it was in The Sopranos thread), it was in reference to an observation made by myself & an OB-GYN I worked with. A patient was displayed in full glory on the exam table & we both left the room in giggles because her labia made her vaginal area look exactly like a bulldog's face. Is that clear enough for you? *Quote:* never a bright new beginning. just a "i'm never going to do that again". Which is why an older woman makes a much better partner physically & emotionally. We've learned from our past mistakes. This woman on Confessions though, took the list thing way too far. She's probably missed out on some really great guys by having a 2 page, single spaced list of must haves.
sofa king	Re: Confessions of a Matchmaker ... New on A&E	#14	[-]
Posts: 3168 (06/24/07 12:03 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	see? i knew fluffy was the perfect woman. she triple spaces!
hoss07	Re: Confessions of a Matchmaker ... New on A&E	#15	[-]
Posts: 91 (06/24/07 5:22 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	*Quote:* anyway, the thing with an older women is that y'all do have "lists". every one of y'all. and mens have to pay for every indiscretion ever brought upon y'all. y'all may be hot, y'all may be average, y'all may be ugly, but y'all make us pay too much for your past... never a bright new beginning. just a "i'm never going to do that again". And they're probably way too demanding with "y'all". You know, like insisting on that oh so demanding task of hitting the shift bar with your pinky at the beginning of a sentence. It's the little things in life.
DouglassGirl	Re: Confessions of a Matchmaker ... New on A&E	#16	[-]
Posts: 699 (06/24/07 2:30 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This was my guilty pleasure (well this and Bridezillas) and I'm so glad to see I have company. I enjoyed the fat guy who chewed with his mouth full and how he learned to eat in a more gentile manner. And it looked like he was finding love with the overweight chick. They were shown mall-walking together in the final scene. Made me a little misty. sniff sniff. I watched one episode because I didn't feel like reading and I didn't feel like going to bed and I was desparate. Now I've got it tivo'ed.
Fluffynurse	Re: Confessions of a Matchmaker ... New on A&E	#17	[-]
Posts: 17339 (06/30/07 10:09 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	New episode tonight & it was great. I felt so bad for the minister. He was such a sweetie & a great catch but damn, he comes on too strong with the church stuff. If finding a good Christian wife is so important to him why doesn't he find one in church? Or in another church? Or have his Christian friends introduce him to one of their Christian friends? Even still, that heavy duty questioning would make any woman run for the hills. It's tough being a minister's wife. It's a lifestyle not many women can take on. I hope he finds someone right. And that other lady....DAMN! She looked 45. It was terrible watching her throw her titties at that young guy. What a desperate looking slut. I think she only likes the young guys because it makes her feel powerful & better about herself. When she finally gave the gorgeous, older man a chance she saw how a relationship was supposed to be. I hope she learned something & has given up the youngsters. Mind you, it's perfectly OK for me to go for the young ones.
rabbitzy	Re: Confessions of a Matchmaker ... New on A&E	#18	[-]
Posts: 1472 (06/30/07 10:18 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i wish i had A&E
zoeyxo	Re: Confessions of a Matchmaker ... New on A&E	#19	[-]
Posts: 603 (07/01/07 12:08 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I like this show. The 40 yr old virgin, and she finally set him up with a man date. That was so sad, he was so obviously a gay man for whatever reasons can't seem to get on with it. Matchmakers are actually a great way to meet someone that is actually compatible. *Quote:* I really can't tell if the guy is gay or not that's a joke, right?
DouglassGirl	Re: Confessions of a Matchmaker ... New on A&E	#20	[-]
Posts: 699 (07/01/07 2:56 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I think the blond bimbo knew on some level that she couldn't compete intellectually with people close to her own age. She's on the same level as the 20-somethings who hang out in bars. Unfortunately for her, most of those 20-somethings are only going through a phase and grow out of it, like her young date. She can't because I really think she might classified as "borderline intellectual functioning". There'sgot to be a reason why she so passively still lives at home beyond it being easy and she's lazy. I think the sexy older guy -- unless he's also kinda dumb or at a minimum very shallow -- will drop her after about 3 dates. Or just string her along for a quick lay. She was basically a sad client because I don't think she's capable of change.

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