I refuse to believe I am the ONLY person excited about this. Where are the gaes?!
Tabloid sensation and "glamour model" (nudgenudge trashy ho) Katie Price (aka Jordan) and her husband Peter Andre (a washed up, third rate version George Michael famous abroad for a few minutes in the early 90s) are finally coming to the US.
Will they break America more succesfully than Katie's arch-rivals Posh and Becks??? This show may be the answer!
Not to miss is the episode when they finally air Katie and Peter's extraordinarily tacky and garish wedding, the likes of which shall never be seen again. Hopefully.






